Novel 13 - Mr World, Mr Universe & The 9 Walis

It is one of those quiet and lonely evenings in Wan Muhammad Khair (Kaer) Wan Azami's living room.

He has just been watching a Malay movie, Puteri Gunung Ledang, starring Akademi Fantasia Season 3 principal M. Nasir.

Kaer receives a hand phone call from his distant relative Zulkarnain Taib.

Zul says: "Hi, Kaer. How RU? I've got something wonderful 4U. It's coming right up."

A frog hops into Kaer's living room.

It transforms into Zulkarnain.

"Hi, Mr Zul. Didn't know U could be a frog. What's with the amphibian?"

Mr Zul says: "I used to hate frogs. But I'm now used to them, so used to them that I have obtained the power to become one from your good friend Nemo the cat."

Kaer asks: "What made U like frogs, Mr Zul?"

He replies: "Well, visiting Kota Kinabalu, Sabah."

Kaer says: "Oh, I'd better tell that to Adam (Mat Saman) and Rydee (Rahim)."

A small book appears in Zul's hands. He hands it over to Kaer.

"It's a good read, Kaer. Take your time," he says.

"I will, Mr Zul."

As soon as Zul disappears, Kaer receives a HP call from Farah Zulkifli (Farah Z), his dear friend from Taman Tun Dr Ismail, Kuala Lumpur.

She says: "Darling Kaer, I've just discovered something in my living room. Come and have a look.

"Actually, my kid sister Fareesya discovered it when our dear friend Mike Chin of Jaclyn Victor's Fan Club came for a visit recently."

Kaer, book in hand, appears in Farah Z's living room. Farah Z and Fareesya come down from the stairs, followed by Nana Mahazan, Sufiah Mohamad Noor, Akma Abdullah, Idayu Yaakob, Nita Hamzah and Xerra Zaimi.

Farah Z says: "Kaer, it's so good 2CU." She gives him a hug. The other beauties do likewise.

Fareesya says: "Kaer, I'd like U 2 meet Mike."

Mike appears and greets Kaer. He says: "This is the secret we've been waiting 2 show U."

Nemo appears and says "Meow".

He stands right below the stairs.

A square trap door appears. It opens.

The door appears to be a lift. Everybody gets in, and the lift lowers them into the ground.

The lift is very dark. Farah Z says: "Relax, Kaer. Everything will be OK."

The lift finally stops and the lights come on. The door opens, and they enter a living room which closely resembles Farah Z's.

A man who resembles Zul appears in the room. He is dressed in an Arabic costume. He gets a HP out of his pocket and clicks it.

His clothes immediately become modern.

Two cats approach him and meow. He picks them up and calls them Woogie and Creamy.

Creamy has a golden yellow coat while Woogie has a gray coat.

The man says: "My grand child Kaer, I'm Sunan Ahmad, your ancestor from Pasir Mas, Kelantan.

"UR all in Memory Lane."

Zul appears next to Sunan Ahmad. He has his glasses on to differentiate himself.

Zul says: "Guys and gals, U R now in the Kelantan Villa. Kaer, your great architect ancestors designed it.

"Idayu, Farah Z, Xerra, your ancestors, too."

A few personalities of Kelantan origin appear in the villa.

They include veteran singers Raffi Hussein, Nora Ariffin and Aishah Ariffin, pop queens Erra Fazira and Misha Omar, new talent Nabil Damanhuri who is Nora's protege, funnyman Sabri Yunus, veteran actor M Rajoli, actress Ida Nerina, her mother, businesswoman Marina Yusoff, and her aunt, theatre activist Rohani Yusoff.

Sunan Ahmad says: "You guys and gals will be staying in the strange world, Memory Lane, until I grant you permission to leave.

"Don't worry about danger. I'm here with you, and I know about your powers. Nemo, Woogie and Creamy always tell me about you."

Sunan Ahmad introduces the Idols to his relatives, who all resemble Zul and himself.

"But first, your friends are here."

Nik Aidil Nik Zamri appears. He says: "Opie, U R so beautiful."

Sufiah replies: "Thanks, dear. And my, U R gorgeous, too, Aidil."

Kaer says: "Bambi, is it true that Opie & you were college mates?"

Nik Aidil says: "Yes, indeed. We studied in the International College Of Music (ICOM) in Kuala Lumpur."

Sunan Ahmad says: "Make yourselves at home in the Kelantan Villa. Everything you ask for will come true.

"Nana, if there is any problem, let me know."

"OK, Sunan Ahmad," says Nana.

The seniors amongst the personalities advise the Idols to stay united in Memory Lane, because only then can they face the dangers which Sunan Ahmad says could crop up.

Rajoli says: "In Memory Lane, have HP will travel. Trust your HP."

The seniors click their HPs and vanish. Misha, Erra and Nabil remain and join the Idols in Kelantan Villa.

The Nine Walis also vanish after clicking their HPs.

Woogie and Creamy remain with the Idols.

Nana says: "I'd like U guys to meet Mr Universe. He will help us if we run into trouble."

Zainal Alam Kadir emerges. He says: "Hi, guys. Need any help?"

Kaer says: "No, not yet."

Zainal says: "Mr Zul, what R U doing to these youngsters?"

Zul says: "Nothing, Alam. This is our home."

Zainal says: "That can't be. Nana is from my villa, The House Of Steel."

Zul says: "The good Sunan Ahmad says, most of us belong to more than one villa.

"If we are Malaysians from West Malaysia, we belong to all villas that house West Malaysians."

Erra and Misha tell the Idols: "Folks, U belong to a few other villas. Come with us."

They enter the House Of Steel and meet Zainal's relatives.

Adi Fashla Juraimi, Reza Mohamad, Ziana Zain, Anuar Zain, journalist Adam Salleh, pop queen Syafinaz Selamat (Idayu's mentor), Nija Tahar, Zarina Zainoordin, Dina Nadzir, Khairul Nizam (Khai) Wahi, Asmawi (Mawi) Ani, hip hop band Ahli Fiqir members Daly, Yati, Cezar and Sam, veteran singer Sharifah Aini, film-maker Yasmin Ahmad and body-builder Malek Noor are in the House Of Steel.

They greet Kaer and his group.

The non-Akademi Fantasia and non-Malaysian Idol residents click their HPs and vanish, except for Ziana and Anuar.

Ziana says: "Folks, we in the House Of Steel share a common origin. Long, long ago, we used to live in the Kelantan Villa.

"Those of U who are putting up in Kelantan Villa, feel free to drop by. But stay united."

Anuar says: "Guys, Mawi's got something interesting for all of U."

Mawi says: "The aircon is on, folks. I've created it, and given it a minty flavour.

"Kaer, Idayu, Aidil, Farah Z, Fareesya and Xerra, I'll always be grateful to Sunan Ahmad and the Walis for teaching me how to sing religious songs."

Kaer says: "Wow! That's news to me."

Adi Fashla says: "My elders in Kuala Selangor once told me about that."

Nana says: "I've learnt from my relatives in Muar that the Horse Dance or Kuda Kepang of Johor was also the brainchild of Sunan Ahmad and the Walis."

Sufiah says: "This is a very strange world. The past and present mingle here. But I'm sure it's gonna be one great learning experience."

Ziana says: "Come, folks. Let's move on to another villa we belong to. The Johor Villa."

As they leave, Puteri Gunung Ledang producer and lead actress Tiara Jacquelina appears. With her are Malaysian Idol vocal coach Juwita Suwito, and Indonesian celebrities Dian Sastrowardoyo (also from Puteri Gunung Ledang) and Kris Dayanti.

Selangor Chief Minister Datuk Seri Dr Mohamad Khir Toyo also appears. He is followed by veteran singers Datuk Shake (Sheikh Ahmad), Rohana Jalil and Ramlah Ram.

The Idols and their friends greet the "visitors", who tell them that the House Of Steel is really their home, and that they share a common family tree.

Tiara, Juwita, Dian and Kris tell them: "We'll be joining U later at the Borneo Villa."

The Malay Mail sports journalist Mustapha Kamaruddin walks in. He greets everyone and says: "This is my home. See U guys later."

Ramlah tells Akma and Nana: "Take care of Kaer, girls. He's your kid brother."

In the Johor Villa, Ziana and Anuar tell them that most Malaysians occupy it.

Anuar says: "Almost all of us today originate here, except for Mike. Some of us have our roots solely in Kelantan Villa. Some of us have our roots solely in Johor Villa. But most of us hail from both villas."

Ziana says: "Those from the House Of Steel originated from both Johor and Kelantan Villa, via Borneo Villa which we will visit later."

Khai says: "Mike's from the Golden Palace which we will be visiting later. I'm from there, too. I also hail from the Silver Palace. And the Electric Blue Villa."

Sufiah says: "Deja Moss (her close friend and popular Malaysian singer) just sent me an SMS. She says, I'm from the Johor Villa and the Golden Palace. Deja herself is from Borneo Villa."

Kaer, Nana, Akma, Idayu, Farah Z, Fareesya and Xerra find out from Deja's SMS that they are all from Kelantan Villa and Johor Villa. Nita is from Johor Villa, Golden Palace and Silver Palace.

Some of the inhabitants of Johor Villa appear. They include Azizi Mohamad, Liza Ismail, Sahri Sarip, Rosma Sidik, Atie Abu Bakar, Azza Suaymi, Zahid Baharuddin, Farah Anuar, Fitri Zainal Abidin, Edlin Rahim, Amylea Azizan, Kefli Idir, Fuad Azri, Elliza Razak, Zamil Idris, Fahmy Zakaria, Fazly Zainal, Faizull Yahaya and Atilia Sarani.

Others are Akademi Fantasia principals Ramli M S and M Nasir, Akademi Fantasia's indigenous West Malaysian instructors and judges from all three seasons, Malaysian Idol judges Roslan Aziz and Fauziah Latiff, Malaysian Idol hosts Cheryl Samad and Sharifah Aleya, Aleya's sister Sharifah Amani, Akademi Fantasia host Aznil Nawawi, past and present members of comic troupe Senario, and past and present TV3 and 8TV presenters.

Aznil says: "Guys, do U know how these villas can accommodate so many people? The answer - we can shrink to microscopic size, by clicking our HPs.

"Ask Nemo for help if U need it. Or Woogie and Creamy."

Farah and Amylea ask Cheryl and Aleya: "Have U seen Mr Jien today?"

Cheryl and Aleya reply: "He's in the Golden Palace with Daniel and Vince. He'll be coming soon. Perhaps we should visit him."

Kaer's group is greeted by budding TV personalities who include Raja Farah, Maznah Zulkifli, Yasmin Hani, Natasha Hudson, Suriani Rahman and Raja Endon.

And veterans who include Wan Zaleha Radzi, Ras Adiba Radzi, Zalina Azman, Normala Shamsudin, Raja Azura, Tengku Ellida and Tengku Dahlia.

Pop stars Anis Suraya and Intan Sarafina also appear.

They all embrace the beauties, and cute Kaer.

Kaer tells Nana: "Kak, I feel like visiting the Ocha Sea again. Won't be long. I just go there to de-stress."

Nana says: "Sayang, isn't this place relaxing enough for all of us?"

Kaer says: "Yes and no. Like to be in the Ocha Sea away from the humans once in a while."

Nana smiles at Akma, Farah Z and Fareesya.

Akma says: "We'll join U, sayang."

Farah Z and Fareesya say: "Yes, U can count on us."

Kaer says: "OK."

In the Ocha Sea, Kaer falls into a deep sleep. Farah Z, Fareesya and Akma rest close by, but stay awake.

Akma suddenly senses that a typhoon is on the way.

She tries to wake Kaer up.

Akma says: "Sayang, a combined Katrina, Rita, and tsunami are on the way. Please don't play Bush."

Kaer says: "Relax, Kak Akma. This cannot be so. This is the serene Ocha Sea."

Farah Z and Fareesya also try to wake Kaer up.

Farah Z says: "Darling, listen to Kak Akma. Her piranha senses are most reliable."

Fareesya says: "In the world of fantasy, anything is possible."

Before they can end their conversation, they are swept off their feet by the typhoon.

Fortunately, Akma and Farah Z created a protective force field, which resembles a gigantic bubble.

Fareesya says: "Trust the Piranha and the Fizz."

Akma says: "Perhaps U have forgotten about our powers, my dear Mr Ocha."

Kaer says: "That's probably because, Kak Nana forgot to brush her hair."

Farah Z sees a stranger in black approaching them. He is tall and fair, and resembles acclaimed actor Izi Yahya of the award-winning film Embun.

He says: "This is my territory. Get out of here. I'm Lieutenant Akashi of Embun."

Kaer says: "It can't be. U R dead."

The Lieutenant says: "No, I never really die. I'm a work of fiction."

He shoots at them with his pistol, but the force field protects them.

Akashi says: "Kaer, do you know Kak Nana is a Chicken?"

Kaer angrily steps out of the force field and confronts Akashi. He says: "Don't you dare insult her!!"

Akma and Farah Z say: "Kaer, stop it!!"

They both blow an additional bubble to insulate him.

But Kaer's anger makes the force field ineffective in protecting him.

After thrashing Kaer, Akashi says: "My dear friend, I've injected something inside U which will hurt all your friends and make them lose their powers."

Kaer says: "No, you have not."

Akashi says: "Yes, I have. Don't believe in celebrities. They talk cock."

Akma, Farah Z and Fareesya get hold of Kaer.

"Sayang, please speak to me! Please! Please!" says Akma.

Farah Z gets emotional. "Kaer, please get up! Please get up!"

Kaer awakes on a comfy bed inside Johor Villa. He is in pain. Nana, Akma, Farah Z, Sufiah, Idayu, Xerra, Nita and Fareesya caress him.

Kaer says: "Kak Nana, guess U did not brush your hair."

Nana says: "So sorry, Kaer. I thought U would be safe with Akma and Farah Z around. Like U, I thought the Ocha Sea was tsunami-free."

Sufiah says: "Kaer, take a look around you. U will B surprised how loved and cared for U are."

Nana and Akma lift Kaer's head. He sees dozens of Malaysian personalities, aged 45 and below. They all approach him and hug him tightly, as if to ease his pain.

Kaer says: "Kak Opie. It's almost all the TV and screen personalities who have emerged ever since we were born. Kak Nana must have called them."

Sufiah says: "Yes, dear. It's all Kak Nana's idea."

Kaer asks: "Where are the guys?"

Nana says: "They are all outside your room. Sorry they can't B with U right now, because they don't have the power to heal you.

"Nemo, Woogie and Creamy did not give the guys that power."

Akma says: "U were very badly hurt. But thank God, Nemo gave us the power to heal you."

Farah Z says: "I'd like U to meet Yasmin. Not Yasmin Ahmad but Yasmin Ashraff. She's a young star on TV."

Yasmin hugs Kaer. She says: "What U did was very brave and noble, Kaer. I'm so proud of U."

Other personalities in the room agree with Yasmin.

Misha and Erra tell Kaer: "Sayang, only 2 of U in the Idol Fellowship can command the affection of all TV and cinema beauties of Native Malaysia, West, that is.

"The other is Saiful Bakeri, the Little Kitten of Borneo Villa."

Two other TV personalities, Rita Rudaini and Lisdawati, tell Kaer that if Saiful was hurt and in pain, they would all heal him the way they healed Kaer.

The star of sitcom Puteri, Nora Danish, and other beauties of the show agree. So do the stars of sitcom Trio and the beauties of talk shows Beat TV and Trek Selebriti.

Erra and Ziana tell Kaer: "Actually, all beauties from Indonesia flock 2 U and Saiful, too. U R truly blessed, Kaer."

Misha says: "Wanna know something? When U were in pain, your pain afflicted poor Saiful, too. We all went to Borneo Villa just now, because Farah Anuar told us about Saiful."

Nana says: "Kaer, as U already know, my full name is Nurul Hana, and my namesake Nurullah Abdul Hamid or Nurul Hamid, Saiful's elder sister, gave me a call just now.

"She told me, if U are in pain, the pain can affect Saiful, too. Perhaps, the Kittens of West Malaysia and East Malaysia have a special bond."

Kaer asks: "How bad were my injuries?"

Nana says: "U won't want 2 know, sayang. What's important is, we all caressed U, gently. And that healed all your injuries.

Sufiah says: "And nobody took anything off you."

Zainal Alam says: "I am the only guy who was around. Believe me. Nana is right."

Nana tells Kaer: "Sayang, why did you disobey Akma and Farah Z? The Lieutenant could have destroyed all of us!"

Kaer says: "So sorry. I was enjoying myself in the endless flow of Ocha."

Alam says: "Don't be hard on him, Nana."

Akma and Farah Z agree. Akma says: "U can't blame him. He was so tired then."

Farah Z says: "We do forget at times. I once lost my hand phone as a result."

Nana takes out the small book Zul gave Kaer, from under her jacket.

She says: "It's a magic book. When I saw it, the title was "Nine Walis".

"When I put it under my jacket and started thinking of Misha's new movie "Main-Main Cinta" ("Puppy Love"), the book became the movie's script."

Kaer says: "Looks like the Nine Walis have special powers after all."

Alam reminds Kaer and Nana: "All powers are ulitmately derived from the Almighty. Just as all humans are derived from Adam and Eve."

Misha says: "Not Adam Mat Saman of Borneo Villa, mind you. He's my co-star in "Main-Main Cinta"."

Nora and Beat TV's Sazzy Falak tell Kaer: "Do U know why we R here? Sunan Ahmad visited us in our dreams. He told us about U.

"Remember, sayang. We R all "friendsters" in "network Nemo". Farah Anuar added us to Nemo's friends."

Kaer recalls: "One night I had a dream about Zainal Alam and Zul. Zainal and Zul were neighbours and old friends. Zul told Zainal that they were linked in the distant past.

"Zainal was skeptical. But Zul insisted he was right.

"Zul said the Nine Walis were their link. So was Kelantan Villa. He said Kaer knew about it.

"I was baffled. I told Zul, I don't know anything.

"He said, look deeper inside U, Kaer. U will see for yourself.

"Then, both disappeared.

"Later, I spoke to Nemo, and he told me, another dream will emerge, below the house of one of your cousins."

Nora says: "That means, we R all inside Nemo's dream world. This place, Memory Lane, is the place U asked for."

Sazzy says: "Nemo told us, this place is a journey of self-discovery and education. It is for all Malaysians, all Americans, too.

"It is full of dangers. But if we stay united, things will work out right."

Kaer says: "It's all my fault. I should not have lost my cool."

Sazzy and Nora hug Kaer and tell him: "Don't blame yourself. U did right in standing up for your Kak, Nana. We all make mistakes and learn from them."

Erra, Misha, Sazzy and Nora tell the Idols: "Do U know, every part of this villa and others, is magical? U can walk through every solid part of the villas, into worlds of your own imagination.

"For example, U can walk through this wall and end up swimming in the sea somewhere in the Pacific Islands.

"And if U want to go to the European Alps, just click your HP and the landscape will change in a flash."

Kaer looks at Nana: "I'm sure this is your idea."

Nana says: "Yes it is, dear."

Sahri Sarip HPs Nana. He says: "Fancy some sunflower seeds?"

Nana says: "OK, it's for Kaer."

Some packets of sunflower seeds appear on Kaer's bed.

Akma and Farah Z pick them up and place them on the bedside table.

Nana says: "Eh, these are for Kaer lah. Jangan ambik (don't take them)."

Farah Z and Akma reply: "We know. Don't worry."

Nita and Xerra remind Kaer: "Keep this book safely. Nemo has just told us, it is the key for us to get out of Memory Lane and return to our normal lives, after the educational tour is over."

Adi Fashla and Zamil contact Nana. They say: "Lime juice and ice lemon tea anyone?"

Nana smiles at Sufiah and hands her the HP.

Sufiah says: "OK, but for our Adik."

Nana tells Kaer: "Sayang, meet the lovely Siti Nurhaliza and Serina Redzuawan."

Actress Serina and pop queen Siti, both from Pahang, greet Kaer.

They tell him: "How R U feeling, Kaer? We were so worried. Thank God Khai's cat has the power."

Kaer says: "It's OK. I'm fine."

Farah Z and Akma poke Kaer with their fingers, and smile at him.

Rosma and Atie receive HP calls. Rosma's caller says: "Hi, this is Amir Hafizi, the sexiest man on Earth. How R U keeping?"

She replies: "Sudahlah bro! (Stop it, bro!)"

Amir is Zainal's close friend and fellow journalist from The Malay Mail. He and Rosma are both from Kuantan, Pahang.

Atie's caller says: "Apa khabar Kak Atie! Meow! Bila mau keluar minum ngan Saiful? Saiful rindu Kak Atie! (Hi, Atie! How R U? Meow! I'm thinking of having a drink with U when U R free. Miss U so much!)"

She replies: "Hi, Saiful sayang. Kak Atie rindu sama lu. Sekejap nanti ya. Senyum selalu. Stay on the middle path. Muah! (Hi, Saiful dearest. Miss U so much. Short while, OK. Smile always. Stay on the middle path. Muah!)"

The caller is Saiful Bakeri of Borneo Villa.

Atie hands over her HP to Amylea and Farah. They tell Saiful: "Sayang, U R not well and need 2 recuperate. Don't worry about Kak Atie. We'll all B coming over soon.

"Listen to Kak Nurul and Kak Amy."

Azza tells Saiful: "Don't worry. The HP makes sure we won't B late."

In a comfy bedroom in Borneo Villa, Saiful rests on a large bed. Nurul Hamid and Amy Azlan gently caress him. Farah Anuar, Amylea Azizan, Atie Abu Bakar and Azza Suaymi appear.

Sarawakian stars Adam Alli Kawi, Dayang Nurfaizah, Camelia, Sharifah Zarina, Sherry Merlis, Deja Moss, and all visitors to Kaer's room follow.

Tiara Jacquelina and her group mentioned earlier also follow.

Amy tells Saiful: "Honey, looks like the entire Who's Who? of Native Malaysian, Native Singaporean, Native Bruneian and Native Indonesian beauties has visited U today.

"I'm so happy that Dian & friends south of Annah Rais turned up. They all love you, dearest."

Nurul says: "Yang, nasib baik Kak Atie, Kak Amy dan Kak Amylea ada. Kak Nurul bimbang tadi.

"Lain kali, cuba control sikit. Jangan hilang sabar bila orang kacau Kak Atie. Orang tu mungkin bahaya."

("Darling, thank God Kak Atie, Kak Amy and Kak Amylea were there. I was so worried.

"Next time, try to be cool when people insult Kak Atie. Those people may be dangerous.")

Dayang and Dian tell Saiful: "Adik, U truly have a heart of gold. We always wish U well, dearest."

Dian's pals of the film "Tentang Dia" brush Saiful's spiky hair.

Farah says: "Playboy, aren't you?! Muah!"

Amylea says: "Farah, please!"

Amylea brushes Saiful's hair.

Adam Alli says: "May I, adik Saiful?"

Amylea looks at him. She says: "Oh, please stop it, dear!"

Atie tells Saiful: "Oh, abang! U R so handsome!"

Saiful says: "U always the queen of my heart!"

Nurul says: "Saiful, U gotta rest your voice lah. My, please get him a drink."

Amy says: "OK, one CT from Siti, please!"

Atie says: "Nah, this is the CT from Pahangites to Malaysians!"

CT is a brand of tea produced by Siti Nurhaliza's company.

Salleh Yaacob of the House Of Steel contacts Azza's HP. He says: "Can I come in for a drink, please?"

Azza says: "Sorry, can U call back later, please? Meeting lah."

In the living room of Borneo Villa, Adam Mat Saman tells Ekin Rahman that he also belongs to the Golden Palace while she also belongs to the Silver Palace.

Rydee Rahim, Nikki Palikat, Azam Yakob, Felix Agus, Trish De Cruz, Mas Ghani, Yazer Yusoff, Linda Nanuwil, Marsha Londoh, recording artistes Azharina Azhar, Naufara Yasin, her younger sister Pija Yasin, Yanie Julkarim, Gracie Ehtah, Eyza Shariff, Balkish Khan, and Adam's band mates from Espirit De Corps (Edsco) Ijan Awang Tahir and Sabhi Saddi enter the room.

They are joined by many other entertainment and broadcasting personalities who originate from Borneo.

And a lot more from Indonesia, the Philippines, Brunei, Singapore and East Timor.

Adam says: "My HP has just received an SMS. For U, Ekin."

Ekin reads the SMS and finds that the message is from Rosyam Nor, the Malaysian Ewan McGregor.

Ekin looks at Azam. "Jangan tipu, Along! (Hope U R not tricking me, bro!)" she says.

Azam says: "No, I'm not. Rosyam is right here with Faizal Hussein and his elder sisters Fairuz and Dilla."

Rosyam says: "Hi, guys! How's life?"

Rydee and Nikki reply: "Great, Abang Rosyam. And you?"

"Great, too. But we should always spare a thought for those who are suffering. It's always important to be moderate in thoughts and deeds to be safe."

Faizal says: "Yes, remember what Atie always says."

Adam receives a HP call from actors Ewan McGregor and Kiefer Sutherland of the Silver Palace.

He hands over his phone to Rosyam and Faizal. They greet the British actors, who tell them that they are right next door.

Several popular Indonesian actors led by Nico Saputra and Sam Rizal approach Rosyam. They pick up the HP and greet Ewan and Kiefer.

Nico says: "Borneo Villa wishes Silver Palace all da best!"

"Thanks, bros!" says Heath Ledger, who is with Ewan and Kiefer.

Anding Zaini HPs Nurul. He asks how is Saiful. She hands over the HP to him.

With him are Bob Usop and Reza Mohamad, also from Borneo Villa, Victor Lee of the Golden Palace, and Fitri Zainal Abidin.

Anding tells Saiful that Rashid Salleh wishes him well.

Saiful says: "Same to U, Rashid. From Saiful."

Saiful tells Amy and Nurul: "Saiful takut jumpa Rashid. Jangan bagi dia masuk (I'm scared of meeting him. Don't let him come in)."

Amy says: "Don't worry, honey. The firewall will keep him out."

Amylea says: "Please remember it's the small firewall, not the threateningly big one."

Nurul tells Anding and Rashid: "Guys, let me tell U what happened. Saiful just met one guy who looks exactly like Rashid but is exactly the opposite. Total creep."

Rashid says: "Must be inside the cupboard."

Nurul says: "Yes, indeed. Saiful, Amy, Amylea, Atie, Azza, Farah and I went there."

Here is what happened.

Beyond the cupboard of Saiful's room, the cute Kuchingite and his beautiful friends enter the Swiss Alps.

They do not feel cold at all, because Amy and Amylea clicked their HPs and warmed them up.

A Rashid look-alike approaches them, and he, too, is dressed casually.

He says his name is Muhammad Hussain, a Bruneian nobleman, who prophesises doom for Borneo Villa.

Muhammad Hussain says: "I am one of your many long-gone relatives. I see that our villa has no future because of the evils of its many inhabitants.

"Too many of them are involved in sinful activities such as drug abuse, alcoholism and uncivilised behaviour. They are savages.

"It is high time Borneo Villa close shop and be absorbed into the Silver Palace."

Saiful says angrily: "What U may say has a lot of truth but there is no reason for Borneo Villa to vanish from Memory Lane.

"No person has a right to demolish any one villa in Memory Lane. I don't believe Silver Palace wants to demolish Borneo Villa at all."

Farah says: "On who's authority are U saying this?"

Muhammad Hussain replies: "On the authority of the Bulldogs!"

Amy says: "Stop insulting Guinness! I'm from Ireland, U know!"

Amylea says: "Could U tell me something about these people. They sound like an eerie secret society to me."

Muhammad Hussain says: "Atie, come with me to Colmar. Come, my beauty. You will be freer from these savages in beautiful Colmar."

Saiful gets angry. He says: "Stop this nonsense at once! Stop messing with Kak Atie!"

Muhammad Hussain says: "U wanna fight me? Meow! U R just a puny little pussycat!"

Saiful asks Nurul to give him her HP. She refuses.

"Tolong lah, Kak (Please, elder sister)," he says.

Nurul says: "Don't let your anger rule over U, dear. U cannot defeat him if U R angry."

Amy rubs her HP on Saiful's back. She says: "Honey, use mine with care."

Saiful creates a ring of fire around Muhammad Hussain.

But the ring of fire dies out very quickly.

Muhammad Hussain uses his force to pull Saiful over to his side, and bashes him up.

Farah clicks her HP and it releases a deafening sound. Muhammad Hussain is floored.

Nurul clicks her HP and freezes Muhammad Hussain. Atie locks his voice with her HP.

Amy and Amylea click their HPs and imprison Muhammad Hussain in a block of ice.

The six beauties approach Saiful and carry him back beyond the cupboard.

As they enter Borneo Villa, Amy and Amylea unfreeze Muhammad Hussain, in a shower of rain.

Farah HPs Adam. She asks him: "Adam, did U N Ekin meet any strange character beyond the cupboard?"

Adam replies: "Yes, quite a few. And they hurt me bad."

He says they all resembled famous British actor Sir Anthony Hopkins in the film about Richard Nixon.

"They call themselves the Bulldogs, and they say they exist to make the planet a more civilised place.

"They claim to know Vince and Zamil, and many American Idols. They all stay in the Silver Palace."

Ekin says: "One of them even claims to be related to me. His name, Hugh Low, the conqueror of Kinabalu."

Adam and Ekin reveal the names of the other Bulldogs - Frank Swettenham, James Birch, Charles Johnson, and William Cowie.

Ekin says: "Muhammad Hussain is Charles Johnson's assistant."

Rydee SMSes all Borneo Villa inhabitants. She tells them that they need to find out more about the Bulldogs.

Nikki and Marsha suggest that they contact Kelly Clarkson of the Silver Palace because she, too, has her roots in Borneo Villa.

Kelly arrives in Borneo Villa together with Nicole McKibbin, Diana DeGarmo, Jasmine Trias, Carrie Underwood, and several American stars with Native American roots.

Marsha and Nikki tell her: "Kelly, do U know anything about the Bulldogs?"

Kelly replies: "Not much, but perhaps our dear friends from Hollywood can enlighten us."

One superstar, John Christopher Depp, tells them that the Bulldogs are inhabitants of the Silver Palace who believe in their superiority over everyone else.

Depp and fellow superstars Enrique Iglesias, Dean Cain, Richard Gere, Val Kilmer, Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts, Cindy Crawford, Geena Davis, Kim Basinger, J Lo, Reese Witherspoon and Steven Seagal, among others, agree with him and provide further information.

Adam says: "That means, the Bulldogs are not destructive by themselves, but their attitude problem can result in the destruction of others."

Ekin says: "I guess it is their ideas which bring about the destruction of others."

Depp tells Farid Kamil, one of Erra Fazira's best friends, that Ben Affleck wants to speak to him.

Ben tells Farid: "Hi, Farid. How's life?"

Farid replies: "Great, Ben. How's Matt? How's Jen? My best wishes and lots of luv 2 them, please."

Ben says: "Don't worry, I will."

Depp receives a HP call from Nicolas Cage and Sean Penn. The duo greet all the members of Borneo Villa, Johor Villa, Kelantan Villa and the House Of Steel.

Penn and Cage remind them: "The Bulldogs do not act alone. They always get assistance from non-Bulldogs who are brainwashed by their ideas.

"And brainwashing is terribly easy. All of us have absorbed some of their warped ideas in one way or another."

Linda HPs her beloved "big brother" Vince Chong in the Golden Palace. Marsha places her ear close to Linda's HP.

Linda tells Vince: "Hi, Kor. How R U? Muah! Muah! We have something we'd like to tell U. Hope U can meet us today."

Vince is in a heated jaccuzzi with journalist John Tiong and several other guys.

He says: "Di Di (kid sister in Chinese), could U give me half an hour? I'm having a talk with Big John of The Malay Mail."

John tells Vince: "I'm so impressed with U. U have that natural magnetism. So many beauties have HPed U within the last hour, during our interesting interview.

"Let me recall. Those warrior princesses Gong Li and Zhang Ziyi spoke to U. So did several Miss Malaysias such as the one in Tomorrow Never Dies, Lina and Arianna (Teoh).

"Even those lovely twins May Wan and Choy Wan, the lovely Daphne Iking and Hannah Tan, and the entire Who's Who of Singapore, Hong Kong and Taiwan entertainment. Whatta man U R, Vincey boy!"

Vince lifts up his foot. "Oh, no! I can't see it. It's colourless," he says.

"Carrie, please. Just change the colour of the water."

Carrie Underwood, who receives Vince's SMS, replies: "Our Borneo Beauty can help."

Linda HPs Vince again. She says: "Kor Vince!"

The legs of Vince, John and all the guys in the jaccuzi revert back to their original colours.

Carrie changes the colour of the water from blue to green.

In the living room of the Golden Palace, Vince sits with John, Mike, Daniel Lee, Andrew Tan, Vick Teo, Victor Lee, EJ Wong, Soo Kui Jien, race-driver Alex Yoong, and several Malaysian celebrities.

EJ receives a call. She says: "Hi, Amber Chia! How R U?"

Amber, a Malaysian model, tells EJ that Borneo Villa has an important message for Golden Palace, and the message was conveyed to her by Yazer and Mas.

Vince says: "I received a similar call from TV presenter Soong Ai Ling and model Jaclyn Lee. Also, from pop stars Tan Keng Seong, Eric Moo, Alan Moo, Z Chen and Jay Chou."

Daniel says: "My Jay Chou?"

Vince replies: "Yes."

The message, Vince says, reads: "Could U tell us about the Bulldogs? Who R they?"

Rambo Chin, a great Malaysian comedian who died several years ago, appears.

He says: "Hi, guys! Nothing 2 do with me, right?"

Daniel says: "No, Mr Rambo."

Rambo says: "Have a nice day, guys. Best wishes from all Golden Palace residents who have returned to our ancestors, including some of your favourites from Hong Kong and Taiwan."

Kelly HPs Vince. She says: "Vincey baby, Borneo Villa has been passing word around, about the identity of the Bulldogs. Did they call U?"

Vince replies: "Yes indeed. Perhaps, we should all get together in the Silver Palace and then, the Electric Blue Villa."

Kelly and Carrie tell Vince: "The American Idols will all be there. See U there, Vincey."

The Electric Blue Villa looks like a stylish hotel and it has a restaurant which is dedicated to jazz music legends such as Duke Ellington and Aretha Franklin.

Jaclyn Victor and her younger brother Justin sit in the restaurant.

They are joined by Reshmonu (Malaysian pop star), Fantasia Barrino, Vonzell Solomon, Ashvin Nair, Burn Thevandran, his elder sister Sharmila, Trish De Cruz, Kimberley Locke, Ruben Studdard, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, Justin Guarini, all American Idol contestants of African American origin, and most of America's popular African American celebrities.

Ruben says: "Hey? Any of U guys seen Mike?"

Fantasia says: "Oh, I did. He's still in his bedroom. He's tired."

Justin Guarini asks: "Is there any kid in his room?"

Jaclyn and Justin Victor reply: "No."

Vonzell and Fantasia tell Burn: "Kelly says she will be coming over soon. Most of the guys and girls from Johor Villa, Kelantan Villa, the House Of Steel, Borneo Villa, and the Golden Palace will be with her."

Justin Guarini says: "Hey, guys. The legendary bands Earth, Wind And Fire, the Stylistics, the Jacksons, Chicago, the Eagles, and most of the greats in pop music wish U well. They SMS-ed my unlimited mail box over the last six hours.

"It's not just their current members but also their ex-members too."

Fantasia and Jaclyn say: "How wonderful. God bless them all."

Ruben says: "Wow, even those greats in sports and entertainment, such as Elvis Presley, Ray Charles, John Lennon, George Harrison, Sudirman, P Ramlee, Mokhtar Dahari, Hamzah Dolmat, Louis Armstrong and Nat King Cole, I mean all the stars who have returned to their ancestors, have greeted us, too.

"Nemo, Woogie and Creamy SMS-ed me over the lst six days."

Fantasia, Jaclyn and Vonzell say: "God bless them all too."

Trish receives a HP call from Felix. She says: "Yes, Felix The Cat? When R U coming by?"

Felix replies: "Susah susah aje (Don't make life difficult - Felix's buzzword). Soon. With a great many cats, such as Zamil the HOT Pussycat and Adi Fashla the Lime Juice Cat.

"There's also Zamil's chums in Hello On Two, Sherry Ibrahim, Terrence Dass, Annie Joseph, Farizal Razali and Carol Lee."

Mas Idayu of Johor Villa appears. She tells Ash and Burn: "Guys, if U 2 pose together, U will form an English name Ashburn which in Bahasa Malaysia translates as Abu Bakar.

"If Mas and Idayu pose together, my name is created."

Ash says: "Amazing. R Mas and Idayu coming over?"

Mas Idayu says: "Very soon, guys."

Fantasia clicks her HP. Oprah Winfrey, Queen Latifah, Will Smith, his wife Jada Pinkett and Spike Lee appear.

"Hi, folks. How's life?" asks Oprah.

Latifah says: "Spikey's gotta good piece of info 4 U guys."

Will says: "Yeah, it answers the query on Who Let The Dogs Out. The Bulldogs, I mean."

Jada says: "We got that info 4 all of U, from various sources in this villa, plus some from the other villas, especially the Silver Palace."

Spike briefly talks about the Bulldogs. He says: "They R inhabitants of the Silver Palace who think that the Silver Palace people are superior to others.

"They think all the other people should be controlled by Silver Palace's people, especially themselves.

"They R very good at providing others with info to show that people in the other villas are not good at managing their lives and families.

"They brainwash others into believing in them. The brainwashed ones, who are aplenty in every villa, do their dirty work.

"They use gangster tactics to beat the shit out of their fellow villa residents into obeying the Bulldogs.

"Sometimes, they use soft tactics, such as helping the needy, with payment for services.

"They even invent services so that villa residents get dependent on them."

Oprah says: "Sad to say, the people of most other villas are undergoing decline. Many have mutated into monsters over the years.

"Saddest of all, the Green Shirts decline fastest, when they are supposed to be the Jedi and protectors of the universe.

"The decline of the non-Silver Palace people makes it easy for the Bulldogs to sell their idea."

Will and Jada say: "Many of the calamities such as disease and tsunamis, occur because the Green Shirts are declining very fast."

Latifah says: "If we stop the rot of our people, we can save ourselves from the Bulldogs."

Spike says: "I just received a call from Public Enemy and other anti-Bulldog entertainers. They advise us to observe a minute of silence for all Bulldog victims around the planet, especially those from our villa."

As they observe a minute of silence, several great children of the Electric Blue Villa appear.

These departed souls include Ray Charles, Malcolm Little, Martin Luther King Jr, Rosa Parks, Albert Namatjira, Medgar Evers and Stokeley Carmichael.

The spirits shake hands with the living.

In the Silver Palace, Kelly, Carrie, Nicole, Diana, Jasmine, Clay and Bo usher their friends from the Electric Blue Villa, Johor Villa, Kelantan Villa, Borneo Villa, House Of Steel and Golden Palace through the large, main door.

Kelly, Carrie, Nicole, Diana and Jasmine tell their friends from the other villas that they also have their roots in Borneo Villa.

Ashvin, Burn, Justin Guarini, Jaclyn, Justin Victor and Kimberley tell them that they have their roots in the Silver Palace, too.

Kimberley says: "Almost everybody is mixed in one way or another. This is a blessing."

Anuar and Ziana fully agree with her.

Several great spirits of the Silver Palace appear. They include John Denver, Elvis Presley, Charles Chaplin, Woody Guthrie, Jim Morrison, Roy Orbison, Jeff and Tim Buckley, Terence Kath, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Freddie Mercury, George Best and Ayrton Senna.

They comprise almost all departed sports and entertainment celebrities known to TV addicts of today.

"Wow! Hi, guys. So happy 2 C U here," says Vince and his elder sister Vanessa.

"We really admire all of U guys."

Kelly and Carrie ask Bo: "Do U know the guy whose henchman assaulted Saiful?"

Bo says: "Yes. He is the man who tries to brainwash Sarawak natives. The henchman knows how to sway the opinion of others."

Sufiah asks Bo: "Do U know about the man who assaulted Kaer?"

Bo says: "Yes. He is one of the honorary Bulldogs, that means, a man who is not with the Bulldogs, yet behaves like he is a Bulldog.

"Richard Marx knows lots of these people. In fact, they do the dirty work of the Bulldogs.

"They are the chief brain washers."

Bo introduces the Idols and their friends to Will Young and Gareth Gates. Guy Sebastian also appears, and he greets his old pals Vince and Burn.

Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, Paul Moss, Randy Jackson, Fauziah Latiff and Roslan Aziz appear. Aznil returns, with Ryan Seacrest, Jien, Aleya, Amani and Cheryl.

Bo says: "Guys, I'd like U to meet Tony Shalloub, Casey Kasem and Ralph Nader."

The Arab-American celebrities speak briefly to the Idols and their friends.

They enlighten the Idols about the Bulldogs, and remind them of the need to save the Green Shirts, and the inhabitants of all villas, save those from the Golden Palace which is lucky enough to have been spared of massive decay.

Tony says: "Dig up the wisdom of your forefathers. Most important, search for the wisdom that empowers the powerless.

"Rebuild your nations, children," says Kasem and Nader.

New artiste Chan Kwok Fai greets Daniel and Elliza, while his duet partner Wong Kee Meng greets Anding and Victor.

Elliza says: "Kor, we need your help, a little."

Daniel asks: "What's your avatar, Brother Chan?"

Anding and Victor ask Wong the same question.

Jaclyn and her school mate, new artiste Prakash Karun, meet another new artiste, Jerry John.

Jerry says that he has the power to fight computer viruses, the same power which they both possess.

Craig David greets the three of them, and makes Prakash very happy.

Winnie Kok, another new artiste, hugs Daniel and Elliza.

She says: "Guys, I'm with U here. We should not fear any Bulldog."

Omar Sharif subsequently appears, and greets the Idols.

The scholars tell the Idols and their friends that it is the task of everyone on the planet and in the villas, to re-teach the values of the Green Shirts to those who claim membership of the group.

They tell the Idols that the values of the Green Shirts are found in all common values of humanity.

The spirit of Chaplin and a few great humanitarians appear, smiling.

Chaplin says: "Dear Ash, I really think U and I come from the same village."

Ash says: "I think so too, Sir Charles."

Idayu smiles at Ash, and pats his back.

Kaer and Akma smile at her. "Spice up your life, kak," they tell her.

Chan and Wong tell Daniel and Elliza: "We guys got Daniel's powers. U can trust us."

Penny Tai, Stefanie Sun and Fann Wong get Daniel's shoulder. They tell him: "Danny, we have the Elly factor."

Elliza says: "Wow! Didn't know I was that famous."

Daniel says: "U R famous, Mei Mei!"

Zahid says: "I'd agree with Kor Daniel."

Dina says: "Yes, me 2."

Young artistes Gracie Ehtah, Felicia Gek and Majmin Samiran greet Daniel and Saiful. They hug the cute guys.

Gracie tells Saiful and Daniel: "I've got the power of Linda, Marsha and Elliza combined."

Felicia and Majmin say that they have the powers of Amy and Amylea.

"Me, too," says Sharifah Zarina, who is, like Felicia and Majmin, a cousin of Anding.

Vince, his elder sister Vanessa, Vick, Victor, Andrew and Daniel are greeted by veteran artistes Elaine Kang, Alice Voon, Angeline Tan and Sara Loo.

The veterans tell their juniors that Nemo has given similar powers to them. They possess either the power of Vince, Vick, Victor or Daniel.

Winnie Kok tells Daniel: "Elly and I share the same powers. Don't worry."

Daniel says: "Yes, U both look similar."

Elliza cuddles him.

Dina says: "Mice, mice baby!"

Rob Van Winkle, also known as veteran hip hop star Vanilla Ice, tells Dina: "That was a good one."

He tells Zahid and Dina that Elvis dedicated "Teddy Bear" to both of them.

Sahri, Fahmy, Fazly, Faizull, Fuad, Adi Fashla and Zamil tell TV presenter Suhaimi Sulaiman, who is from the same hometown as Sahri, Fahmy and Faizull: "Johnny Cash dedicated "A Boy Named Sue" to U."

Suhaimi says: "Look who's here."

Johnny appears and says: "Hello, it's me guys."

Zamil says: "So good 2 C U, Mr Cash. U R always HOT."

Zamil's HP rings. Sherry Ibrahim tells him it must be Rama, a regular caller at their talk show.

She is right. Rama says: "Hi, Johnny!"

Johnny replies in kind.

Elvis Costello and Malaysian playwright Kee Thuan Chye appear.

They tell Zamil that Johnny is the true King Of Pop.

Zamil says: "He's not unlike our dear Tan Sri S M Salim."

Salim greets Johnny, and the American does likewise.

Bob greets Salim, who shares his birthday.

Salim asks Bob: "How R U keeping?"

Bob says: "Well, I'm still doing the Mesra offensive."

Kee's children Suraya and Jebat greet Aleya and Amani. Farah and Amylea join in, and hug Jebat.

Jien says: "Farah, Amylea, please."

They reply: "Don't worry, Mr Jien. U R always the sexiest man."

Amir Hafizi says: "Not me?"

Rosma and Bob say: "No, not U."

Cheryl greets Aleya and Amani, besides the Kee kids, Amylea and Farah.

She says: "I'm thinking, perhaps Jebat can star with U, Aleya and Amani, in coming films."

The siblings agree, but insist they direct him.

Aleya says: "He's under our control, Cheryl." She and Amani both cuddle Jebat.

Cheryl pinches Jebat gently.

Aleya, Amani and Cheryl suggest that Farah and Amylea perform in concerts with Daniel, since they come from the same state, Kedah.

Amylea says: "I have already. We hail from the same birthplace."

Daniel smiles at Saiful and Adam Alli Kawi. He says: "Hope 2 perform with U guys, too."

Saiful is cuddled from behind by Nurul's namesake Nurul Fatiha Abdul Hamid, a national gymnast.

The real Nurul tells him: "Yang, meet my namesake. She's your fan, and mine."

Saiful says: "Kak, well done. U did us proud."

Nurul Fatiha says: "Saiful, I'm sure U will, too."

Nana introduces athlete turned TV presenter Nik Azura Mahmood to her distant relative, Kaer. Azura cuddles him from behind.

Kaer says: "Wow, Azura. How R U keeping? I'm very sure the entertainment world will be better off with U."

Nana says: "I'll do my best to help her in the industry."

Nik Azura says: "Hope 2 interview U, Kaer dearest."

Actress Maya Karin catches Zamil's hand. She says: "Hi, Mr HOT Pussycat."

Zamil says: "Oh, hi Maya. What's your avatar?"

Maya says: "Not the vampire, as in the movie Pontianak Harum Sundal Malam (the Vampire With The Night Flowers).

"But close. I can make the enemy weak.

"What's yours?"

Zamil turns into a pussycat.

Maya says: "Oh, that's cute." She picks him up and cuddles him.

Adi Fashla says: "No wonder U R the HOT Pussycat."

Zamil turns back into himself and says: "As for U, U R always the Lime Juice Cat."

Maya says: "Loved your ad, Adi. So athletic. U can bend backwards and drink lime juice, like a cat."

Trish clicks her HP. Her cousin Dianne Guerzo appears, and with her is actor Hans Isaac.

Hans clicks his HP, and in comes David Beckham, Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Zinedine Zidane, Viggo Mortensen, Eric Bana, Guy Pierce and Russell Crowe.

They greet the Idols. Felix says: "Nice 2CU guys. UR great."

Dianne cuddles Felix.

Burn and Guy tell the hunks: "So nice for U to drop in. We really need your help in finding out info on the Bulldogs."

Zainal smiles and approaches them. He says: "My dear friend Mr World and I, Mr Universe would like 2 interview U guys.

"My assistant John Tiong will also conduct the interview.

"Have a seat, guys."

Zainal tells Nana to wish for several seats. The seats immediately emerge.

Marsha approaches Hans. She asks: "Kor, what's your power like?"

He replies: "Anything U want, Marsha."

Marsha says: "OK."

Daphne Iking and Hannah Tan hold Vince's arms. They ask him if they can possess his power of cutting off power supply.

Vince says: "Why not?"

Linda and Jaclyn tell them: "We'd wish for U girls to have the powers of Amylea and Amy, the Birds of Borneo."

Linda and Marsha tell the Borneo Villa members who are not part of the Idols: "U guys will have Anding's powers, while U girls will have Amy's powers."

Amy and Amylea agree. Anding, Reza and Bob likewise.

Those guys from Johor Villa, Kelantan Villa and the House Of Steel will have the powers of Zahid, Khai, Mawi, Kefli, Fuad, Daniel, Ashvin, Sahri, Adi Fashla, Zamil, Fahmy, Fazly, Faizull, Azizi, Vick, Fitri, Victor, Bob and Anding.

Those girls from the above villas will have the powers of Dina, Elliza, Amylea, Amy, Akma, Idayu, Nita, Farah Z, Xerra, Atilia, EJ and Trish.

The guys and girls of the Silver Palace, Golden Palace and Electric Blue Villa receive the above mentioned powers.

Zainal, John and Mawi conduct the interview with the hunks.

The interview reveals several interesting facts about the Bulldogs.

Ghassan Massoud, the Kingdom Of Heaven actor, has a word with Zainal and Mawi.

"That was good, guys. Now we have a potent weapon to beat off the Bulldogs," says Ghassan.

"It is in line with the non-violence of the true Green Shirts."

Mawi says: "That's what it is and what it should be."

Zainal meets Zul. Zul says: "OK, let's give the Bulldogs what they want most."

Vince and Zamil are in a living room of the Silver Palace. Beautiful TV host Aishah Sinclair enters, and hugs them.

Aishah asks them: "Guys, is this the bunker where we conduct our battle?"

Vince replies: "Well, one of them."

Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Fantasia Barrino, Vonzell Solomon, Jaclyn Victor, Linda Nanuwil, Marsha Londoh, Burn Thevandran, Mas Ghani, Atilia Sarani, Felix Agus, Trish De Cruz, EJ Wong and Yazer Yusof enter the room.

They are followed by Nicole McKibbin, Kimberley Locke, Azizi Mohamad, Vick Teo, Victor Lee, Anding Zaini, Reza Mohamad, Fitri Zainal Abidin, Faizull Yahaya, Sahri Sarip, Fazly Zainal, Fahmy Zakaria and Adi Fashla Juraimi.

Linda and Marsha ask Aishah where is her elder brother Ashraf.

She replies: "He's coming soon. He'll be here with Jimmy Shanley, Hani Mokhsin and Pierre Andre."

When Ashraf and the guys arrive, Aishah tells them to follow Kelly's orders.

Kelly says: "Guys, U'll be using Vincey Baby's powers now. Have fun."

Two handsome men approach Vince, Linda, Jaclyn, Marsha and Kelly.

One says he was in Monroe, Maryland, a week before he died.

The other says he was with Marilyn Monroe a week before he died.

Marsha asks Linda: "Who are they?"

Linda replies: "Kor knows the answer."

Vince tells them the answer.

They are former American presidents Abraham Lincoln and John Kennedy.

Kennedy tells Jaclyn: "Hi, your name's the same as hers!"

Jaclyn says: "Keep well, Mr Lincoln and Mr Kennedy."

Vince says: "How's Ms Monroe keeping?"

Linda, Marsha and Jaclyn close his mouth.

Kennedy says: "She's great. She'll be here soon."

Lincoln says: "Have U seen Tom?"

Vince says: "Yes, here he is."

Tom Hanks approaches Lincoln. They embrace. Lincoln is Hanks' ancestor.

Tom tells Vince, Linda, Marsha, Jaclyn and Kelly: "Fancy me being him?"

Kelly says: "No problem, Tom."

Marilyn appears. She greets them and hugs Vince.

A few hours later, Vince and Zamil drink tea in their favourite living room in the Silver Palace.

Linda, Marsha, Jaclyn, Kelly, Carrie, Fantasia, Vonzell, Atilia, Burn, Mas, Yazer, EJ, Felix, Trish, Adi Fashla, Sahri, Faizull, Fahmy, Fazly, Azizi, Vick, Nicole, Kimberley, Anding, Reza, Bob, Rosma, Fitri and Victor join them.

So do most of the other personalities from the Silver Palace.

Two of the Bulldogs, Mr Birch and Mr Swettenham, approach them.

Birch and Swettenham tell the Idols and their friends that the weather is terrible outside Silver Palace.

"It rains all day long. Just like bloody London," says Birch.

"And there are so many noisy frogs outside. Just like home," says Swettenham.

Vick smiles. He asks: "Did it snow like mad, dear sirs?"

Swettenham says "yes".

Zamil says: "Oh, dear. I don't know why's the weather going haywire. Must have been a page out of the Cheshire Cat's book in Alice In Wonderland."

Jaclyn asks: "Was it only both of U who suffered this terrible climate?"

Birch says: "No, it was not just us."

In another living room, Zahid, Dina, Elliza, Daniel, Ruben, Clay, Justin Guarini, Bo, Jasmine, Khai, Mawi, Kefli and Fuad have a drink with Mr Cowie.

They are soon joined by Andrew, Edlin, Zarina, Liza, Nija, Saiful, Nurul, Farah Anuar, Amy, Amylea, Atie, Azza and Adam Alli.

Adam Mat Saman, Rydee, Ekin, Nikki, Azam, Diana, Kaer, Nana, Sufiah, Akma, Idayu, Ash, Aidil, Farah Z, Fareesya, Xerra, Nita and Sufiah's pal Zehra Zambri also join them.

Cowie tells them: "Guys, forest fires are raging outside. Then, in a second, the climate changes and snow storms rule the day.

"The TV only shows noisy hornbills, orang utans and other animals. No entertainment. No dialogue. All very boring.

"When I went for a shower one morning, my clothes disappeared.

"I looked high and low for them, and eventually found them under my bed.

"All very creepy. All very strange."

Charles Johnson comes in. He says: "There were so many mice outside my window. Some even damaged the handle. Scary.

"When I turned on my TV, I could only view one programme. A scene of piranhas and sharks. Scary.

"Then, a balloon fell down from my roof. It exploded, like a bomb. Scary.

"I then opened my fridge, only to find a nasty, smelly, spiky fruit from the tropics. Must be the durian.

"When I finally went to bed, I was terrorised by persistent meows of kittens.

"Then, the fire alarm kept ringing, even though I remember turning it off."

Birch thanks the Idols for destroying the man he calls Satan. His name, Adolf Hitler.

Here's how they destroyed the nastiest member of the Bulldogs, who worships death and destruction, and resembles actor Bob Carlyle.

And how they destroyed his henchmen, Lieutenant Akashi and his superior General Ito, both computer-generated Japanese in the mould of Izi Yahaya.

Maya brought Zamil and Vince to the Bulldogs' hotel and urged the receptionist, who happened to be General Ito, to bring Mr Hitler downstairs.

When Mr Hitler arrived, he greeted Maya, Vince and Zamil and invited them for tea in his penthouse.

Maya whispered into Zamil's ear that Mr Hitler had infused a deadly poison into the tea, which will destroy every single Green Shirt in every single villa.

The poison is supposed to spread via handshakes.

Zamil and Maya are supposed to be the carriers of the poison.

Maya tells Vince: "I have an eerie feeling that Mr Hitler's henchman Mr Ito has put a deadly poison that will destroy every single resident of the Golden Palace, and you will be its carrier."

Burn HPs Vince: "Vincey, I've gotta great idea with me. I'll pass U on to Nana. It's her idea."

Nana is sitting quietly in her bedroom in the House Of Steel. She HPs Sunan Ahmad, who appears promptly.

She asks him: "Sunan Ahmad, would it be wrong if I create a deadly poison that destroys wicked people in this universe?"

The Sunan says: "Violence is not wrong if it is in self-defence. But it is best to be non-violent.

"However, if you wish for injustice to be undone in this universe, I can help out, provided it is not about killing."

Nana wishes for all evil beings to shrink and become bacteria living in a super-sized sewage tank below the villas.

She wishes for evil people to disintegrate whenever the Idols speak crude and profane language.

Sunan Ahmad disappears.

Nana HPs Daniel.

As soon as all the evil people in every villa turn on their TVs, Nana appears.

She utters: "Kepala otak kau!" ("Your head!")

Her image repeats itself endlessly.

The bad guys all disintegrate, and become bacteria.

The Idols, minus Vince and Zamil, gather in the living room of the Silver Palace.

Gwen Stefani and Madonna meet Rydee. She is excited. She introduces them to Adam, Nikki, Azam and Ekin. They embrace the Sabahans.

Linda and Marsha also approach them. They beam Vince over. The American pop queens cuddle him.

Madonna and Gwen tell the Idols: "U guys rock! See U later!"

Nik Aidil turns into a deer and jumps into Mr Hitler's room. He starts smelling Hitler's legs.

Umie Aida and Erma Fatima, her elder sister, confront Akashi and Ito. They take out their HPs and aim at the thugs.

The thugs both explode.

Hitler, through the spy monitoring system which he installed inside the hotel, gets to hear the Idols.

He screams and begins to disintegrate. He turns into bacteria. All the bad guys of the universe join him in the sewage tank.

Nana says: "Oh, my God. My worst fears have come true. The Silver and Golden Palace seem to be more solid than the others."

Sunan Ahmad tells her: "Humans are prone to Evil. There are only two palaces which are reasonably strong in the face of Satan's menace."

Sunan Ahmad places his hands upwards to the skies. Woogie and Creamy, and Nemo, all meow.

He tells Nana: "My grand children, you, and all your friends, have a duty to fight evil as best as you can to the ends of the Earth.

"But always love, and stay on the middle path.

"Never let hate destroy you, especially if your shirt is green."

He says it is the duty of everyone to rebuild the communities that live in the more corrupted villas from scratch.

"Let history, culture and knowledge be the tools to rebuild them from scratch," he says.

Back in the living room, Birch, Swettenham, Low, Johnson and Cowie get together. The Idols join them.

They all shake hands with the Idols and thank them for destroying Hitler and his henchmen.

Just then, Muhammad Hussain enters. Johnson tells him: "I don't think now's the time for us to take control of the non-Silver and non-Golden Palaces."

Muhammad Hussain says: "Shall I contact Mr Ariel Sharon of Silver Palace?"

Johnson says: "I don't think he is of much help now."

Ariel Sharon appears. He says: "U guys are really amazing! U have made me lose my sleep and my appetite."

Amy, Amylea and Farah tell him: "Mr Sharon, we almost thought U were not a "he" but a "she"!"

The Bulldogs and Sharon say: "Guys, we have some serious headaches. Catch U some other time. Happy New Year and Happy Christmas!"

Amy says: "Don't catch a cold!"

Vonzell brushes Burn's hair. Burn stares at the door knob, which is made of metal. It melts.

The Bulldogs are shocked, so are Sharon and Muhammad Hussain.

Swettenham says: "Folks, I guess we should all take a rest and think things over."

Pandak Lam, Birch's old enemy and the one-time police chief of Perak state, the home state of Zahid, Elliza, Akma, Ash, Vick and Liza, greets the Idols.

He resembles former Perak chief minister Tan Sri Ramli Ngah Talib, who joins him.

Lam tells the Idols: "Well done, folks. U did better than me."

Ramli says: "Do U know who are they?"

Zahid says: "We'll e-mail U later, Tan Sri."

Lam's cousin, former Perak monarch Sultan Abdullah Muhammad Shah 2, appears.

With him is his son, British-era Malaysian civil servant Raja Chulan.

Both men resemble Perak-born singer and TV host N D Lala.

They greet the Idols.

N D Lala and his artiste daughter Shahila also appear. They are accompanied by his contemporary, Nassier Wahab, and Hong Kong pop king Alan Tam.

Farah and Amylea tell N D, Shahila, Nassier and Alan: "Guys, these gentlemen gave us our national anthem."

Lam says: "Actually, my ancestors did. Abdullah and Chulan retrieved the song which was stolen by a Bulldog, not Mr Birch, but one of them."

Zainal Alam Kadir says: "It's mine. It's mine."

Nana says: "It's ours. All Celebes own it."

The Rock, alias Dwayne Johnson, says: "U R right, kids!"

Adam says: "Thought we had to confront a big monster."

Rydee says: "The job is done, sayang."

Ekin says: "Bang, don't move a muscle."

Ekin pinches Adam's nose. Rydee, Diana and Nikki cuddle him. Pija Yasin, Naufara Yasin, Yanie Julkarim, Gracie Ehtah, Eyza Shariff, Balkish Khan and Azharina Azhar brush his hair.

Kaer has a headache. Nana, Sufiah, Akma, Idayu, Farah Z, Xerra, Nita, Zehra and Farah Fauzana hug him.

Shahila brushes his hair.

Saiful also has a headache. He is cuddled by Nurul, Farah, Amy, Amylea, Atie, Azza and artistes Shiha Zikir, Diana Ariffin, Felicia Gek, Majmin Samiran and Norsila Talahan.

Dina asks Daniel: "How R U, bro?"

Daniel, who is cuddled by Elliza, says: "Still hurting, but better."

Elliza says: "U R always great, Kor. U use your powers for the betterment of the humans. And I help U out."

Zahid says: "Nice work, Daniel. U R truly a super hero."

Sunan Ahmad and Zulkarnain appear. They tell the Idols and their friends: "U all have learnt something very important in Memory Lane."

Kaer asks: "What is it?"

Sunan Ahmad says: "About our human civilisation, its past, present and future. All in a nutshell."

Farah says: "U mean we have mastered the basics of international relations?"

Zul says: "A bit like that. Not bad, kids."

Zainal tells Zul: "Hey, fatty. Nice work."

Zul says: "No problem, skinny."

Sunan Ahmad instructs Kaer to place his book on an X on the wall of the Kelantan Villa. Kaer does so.

The Idols and their friends disappear, and reappear back in their respective homes.

Kelly, who is at home with Carrie, Fantasia, Jaclyn, Vanessa, Vince, Linda, Marsha, Vonzell, Sharmila, Burn, Mas, Atilia, Trish, Felix, Yazer and EJ sends an SMS to all Idols and their celebrity pals.

She says: "Let's all have a minute of silence as we herald the new year."

The Idols and their friends observe a minute of silence.

As soon as the minute is over, Farah Z, who is at home with Kaer, Nana, Sufiah, Akma, Idayu, Fareesya, Xerra, Nita, Zehra, Farah Fauzana, Ash, Aidil, Mike, Zul and Zainal Alam Kadir, says: "Happy New Year, guys. Hope U each make a resolution."

Kaer says: "Mine is simple. That we all cherish the lessons learnt in Memory Lane."

Nana, Sufiah, Akma, Idayu, Fareesya, Xerra and Nita agree with him.

Zainal Alam Kadir says: "Mine is, for John Tiong to be safe from bomb blasts, as was the case last year."





BAHASA MALAYSIA VERSION

Novel 13 - Mr World, Mr Universe & Sembilan Wali

Di suatu petang yang sunyi, Wan Muhammad Khair (Kaer) Wan Azami sedang duduk di ruang tamu rumahnya memikirkan sesuatu.

Dia baru sahaja menonton filem Melayu, Puteri Gunung Ledang, yang dibintangi oleh pengetua Akademi Fantasia 3, M. Nasir.

Kaer menerima panggilan HP dari bapa saudara jauhnya Zulkarnain Taib.

Zul berkata: "Hi, Kaer. How RU? Saya ada sesuatu yang berharga untuk mu. Ia dalam perjalanan."

Seekor katak muncul di depan Kaer.

Ia bertukar menjadi Zulkarnain.

"Hi, Mr Zul. Kaer tak tau U boleh jadi katak. Macam mana ni?"

Zul berkata: "Saya dulu tak suka katak. Tapi kini dah OK ngan katak. Saya kini ada power jadi katak, dan Nemo, kucing sakti kesayangan mu, yang bagi power ni kat saya."

Kaer bertanya: "Apa buat Mr Zul suka katak sekarang?"

Zul menjawab: "Saya pergi ke Kota Kinabalu, Sabah."

Kaer berkata: "Oh, begitu. Saya akan ceritakan pengalaman Mr Zul kepada Adam (Mat Saman) dan Rydee (Rahim) nanti."

Sebuah buku kecil muncul dalam tangan Zul. Dia memberikan buku itu kepada Kaer.

"Bagus untuk baca buku ni, Kaer. Take your time," katanya.

"OK, Mr Zul."

Sebaik sahaja Zul ghaib, Kaer menerima panggilan HP dari Farah Zulkifli (Farah Z), kawannya dari Taman Tun Dr Ismail, Kuala Lumpur.

Katanya: "Kaer sayang, I baru saja jumpai sesuatu yang ajaib di ruang tamu. Mari tengok.

"Sebenarnya, adik ku Fareesya yang pertama jumpainya bersama kawan kami Mike Chin dari Kelab Peminat Jaclyn Victor. Masa tu Mike melawat kami."

Kaer, dengan buku Zul, muncul di ruang tamu Farah Z. Farah Z dan Fareesya turun tangga dari tingkat atas, bersama Nana Mahazan, Sufiah Mohamad Noor, Akma Abdullah, Idayu Yaakob, Nita Hamzah dan Xerra Zaimi.

Farah Z berkata: "Kaer, it's so good 2CU." Dia memeluk Kaer. Gadis yang lain turut berbuat begitu.

Fareesya berkata: "Kaer, I'd like U 2 meet Mike."

Mike muncul dan mengirim salam kepada Kaer. Katanya: "Ini dia rahsia rumah Farah Z."

Nemo muncul dan berkata "Meow".

Nemo berdiri di bawah tangga.

Sebuah pintu lantai berbentuk segi empat muncul di bawah kaki Nemo. Ia membuka secara ajaib.

Pintu itu ialah sebuah lif. Mereka semua memasukinya dan diturunkan secara ajaib ke bawah tanah.

Lif itu amat gelap. Farah Z berkata: "Relax, Kaer. Semuanya akan OK."

Lif itu akhirnya berhenti dan lampunya menyala. Pintunya membuka, dan mereka semua memasuki sebuah ruang tamu yang menyerupai ruang tamu Farah Z.

Seorang lelaki yang menyerupai Zul muncul di ruang tamu. Dia berpakaian Arab. Dia mengeluarkan sebuah HP dari poketnya dan menekan butang HP itu.

Dengan tiba-tiba, pakaiannya bertukar menjadi pakaian moden.

Dua ekor kucing datang dan mengiau. Dia mengangkat kucing itu dan memanggilnya Woogie dan Creamy.

Creamy seekor kucing yang berbulu kuning manakala Woogie seekor kucing yang berbulu kelabu.

Lelaki itu berkata: "Cucuku Kaer, aku adalah Sunan Ahmad, nenek moyangmu dari Pasir Mas, Kelantan.

"Saudara kini berada di Taman Memori."

Zul muncul bersebelahan dengan Sunan Ahmad. Dia memakai cermin mata untuk membezakan dirinya dari Sunan Ahmad.

Zul berkata: "Saudara-saudari, anda semua berada di Kelantan Villa. Kaer, rumah ini adalah ciptaan nenek moyangmu yang bergelar arkitek."

"Idayu, Farah Z, Xerra, nenek moyangmu juga."

Beberapa orang personaliti keturunan Kelantan muncul dalam rumah itu.

Mereka termasuk penyanyi veteran Raffi Hussein, Nora Ariffin dan Aishah Ariffin, ratu pop Erra Fazira dan Misha Omar, bakat baru Nabil Damanhuri iaitu anak murid Nora, pak lawak Sabri Yunus, aktor veteran M Rajoli, aktres Ida Nerina, ibunya, usahawan Marina Yusoff, dan ibu saudaranya, aktivis teater Rohani Yusoff.

Sunan Ahmad berkata: "Saudara-saudari akan berada di dunia ajaib ini sehingga saya memberi izin untuk pulang.

"Jangan risau. Saya ada kat sini. Saya tahu pasal kuasa ajaib saudara-saudari. Nemo, Woogie dan Creamy kerap beritahu saya."

Sunan Ahmad memperkenalkan kaum keluarganya yang menyerupai Zul dan dirinya.

Sunan Ahmad berkata: "Kami ialah Wali Sembilan atau Wali Songo. Anda akan dapat tau siapakah kami.

"Tapi sebelum tu, kawan-kawan kamu ada kat sini."

Nik Aidil Nik Zamri muncul. Katanya: "Opie, U sungguh jelita."

Sufiah berkata: "Terima kasih, yang. U pun kacak, Aidil."

Kaer berkata: "Bambi, betulkah kau dan Opie sama kolej?"

Nik Aidil menjawab: "Ya, kami ni rakan Kolej Muzik Antarabangsa (ICOM) di Kuala Lumpur."

Sunan Ahmad berkata: "Jangan segan-segan di Kelantan Villa. Semua yang anda mahu boleh muncul kat sini.

"Nana, jika ada masalah, bagi tau saya."

"OK, Sunan Ahmad," kata Nana.

Personaliti-personaliti senior dari Kelantan menasihati ahli Kekawan Idola supaya sentiasa bersatu padu ketika berada di Taman Memori, sebab ini penting untuk mereka menghadapi semua cabaran yang bakal berlaku dan kerap diperkatakan oleh Sunan Ahmad.

Rajoli berkata: "Di Taman Memori, HP adalah alat pengangkutan saudara-saudari semua. Yakinlah dengan HP mu."

Personaliti-personaliti senior itu menekan butang HP mereka dan terus ghaib. Misha, Erra dan Nabil menemani ahli Kekawan Idola di Kelantan Villa.

Wali Sembilan juga menekan butang HP mereka dan terus ghaib.

Woogie dan Creamy menemani Kekawan Idola.

Nana berkata: "Guys, ni dia Mr Universe. Dia akan bantu kita jika ada masalah."

Zainal Alam Kadir muncul. Katanya: "Hi, guys. Perlukan bantuan tak?"

Kaer menjawab: "No, belum lagi."

Zainal berkata: "Mr Zul, apa U buat ngan anak-anak muda ni?"

Zul menjawab: "Tak da apa-apa Alam. Ni rumah kami."

Zainal berkata: "Tak mungkin. Nana dari rumah saya, Istana Keluli."

Zul berkata: "Sunan Ahmad yang mulia berkata, hampir semua orang Malaysia Barat adalah penghuni lebih daripada satu villa.

"Orang Malaysia Barat adalah penghuni semua villa yang menempatkan mereka."

Erra dan Misha berkata: "Saudara-saudari, jom kita pergi villa yang lain."

Adi Fashla Juraimi, Reza Mohamad, Ziana Zain, Anuar Zain, wartawan Adam Salleh, ratu pop Syafinaz Selamat (mentor Idayu), Nija Tahar, Zarina Zainoordin, Dina Nadzir, Khairul Nizam (Khai) Wahi, Asmawi (Mawi) Ani, ahli kumpulan hip hop Ahli Fiqir Daly, Yati, Cezar dan Sam, penyanyi veteran Sharifah Aini, pengarah film Yasmin Ahmad dan juara bina badan Malek Noor berada di Istana Keluli.

Mereka bersalaman dengan Kaer dan kumpulannya.

Penghuni Istana Keluli yang bukan dari Akademi Fantasia dan Malaysian Idol menekan butang HP mereka dan terus ghaib, kecuali Ziana dan Anuar.

Ziana berkata: "Saudara-saudari, kami di Istana Keluli ni mempunyai nenek moyang yang sama. Dulu nenek moyang kami tinggal di Kelantan Villa.

"Jika anda tinggal di Kelantan Villa, jangan segan. Anda boleh lawat Istana Keluli bila-bila masa. Asalkan anda sentiasa bersatu padu."

Anuar berkata: "Guys, Mawi ada info yang menarik untuk anda semua."

Mawi berkata: "Aircon sudah dipasang, saudara-saudari. Saya yang ciptanya, dan saya yang berikannya perisa pudina semula jadi.

"Kaer, Idayu, Aidil, Farah Z, Fareesya dan Xerra, saya akan sentiasa terhutang budi kepada Sunan Ahmad dan Wali Sembilan kerana mengajar saya lagu-lagu nasyid."

Kaer berkata: "Wow! Ini berita terbaru buat saya."

Adi Fashla berkata: "Pakcik-makcik saya di Kuala Selangor pernah sebut kisah macam ni."

Nana berkata: "Saudara-maraku di Muar pernah kata tarian Kuda Kepang di Johor adalah karya Sunan Ahmad dan Wali Sembilan."

Sufiah berkata: "Dunia ni sungguh ajaib. Yang lama dan baru bergaul mesra di sini. Saya pasti pengalaman ni amat berharga dan menyeronokkan."

Ziana berkata: "Mari semua. Mari pergi satu lagi villa milik kita. Johor Villa."

Ketika mereka keluar dari Istana Keluli, produser dan aktres utama Puteri Gunung Ledang, Tiara Jacquelina muncul. Bersamanya ialah guru vokal Malaysian Idol Juwita Suwito, dan selebriti Indonesia Dian Sastrowardoyo (juga aktres Puteri Gunung Ledang) dan Kris Dayanti.

Menteri Besar Selangor Datuk Seri Dr Mohamad Khir Toyo turut muncul, bersama penyanyi veteran Datuk Shake (Sheikh Ahmad), Rohana Jalil dan Ramlah Ram.

Idola-Idola serta kawan-kawan mereka bertukar salam dengan "tetamu" itu, dan akhirnya sedar bahawa "tetamu" itu juga adalah penghuni Istana Keluli, sebab berasal dari keluarga yang sama dengan penghuni yang lain.

Tiara, Juwita, Dian dan Kris berkata: "Kami akan bersamamu tak lama lagi di Borneo Villa."

Wartawan sukan The Malay Mail Mustapha Kamaruddin memasuki Istana Keluli. Dia bersalaman dengan mereka semua dan berkata: "Ni rumah aku. CU guys later."

Ramlah memberitahu Akma dan Nana: "Jagalah adikmu Kaer baik-baik."

Di Johor Villa, Ziana dan Anuar berkata kebanyakan orang Malaysia adalah berasal dari villa itu.

Anuar berkata: "Hampir semua daripada kita hari ni asal dari sini kecuali Mike. Ada di antara kita ni berasal dari Kelantan Villa sahaja. Yang lain berasal dari Johor Villa sahaja. Kebanyakan daripada kita berasal dari kedua-dua villa."

Ziana berkata: "Penghuni Istana Keluli ni berasal dari kedua-dua Johor Villa dan Kelantan Villa. Mereka datang ke Istana Keluli setelah tinggal seketika di Borneo Villa, yang kita akan lawati sekejap nanti."

Khai berkata: "Mike ni asal dari Istana Emas yang kita akan lawati nanti. Saya pun dari sana dan juga Istana Perak serta Villa Biru Elektrik."

Sufiah berkata: "Deja Moss (kawan karibnya dan seorang artis Malaysia yang popular) baru saja hantar SMS. Katanya, saya ni dari Johor Villa dan Istana Emas. Deja sendiri dari Borneo Villa."

Kaer, Nana, Akma, Idayu, Farah Z, Fareesya dan Xerra mendapat tahu dari SMS Deja bahawa mereka adalah dari Kelantan Villa dan Johor Villa. Nita adalah dari Johor Villa, Istana Emas dan Istana Perak.

Beberapa orang penghuni Johor Villa muncul. Mereka termasuk Azizi Mohamad, Liza Ismail, Sahri Sarip, Rosma Sidik, Atie Abu Bakar, Azza Suaymi, Zahid Baharuddin, Farah Anuar, Fitri Zainal Abidin, Edlin Rahim, Amylea Azizan, Kefli Idir, Fuad Azri, Elliza Razak, Zamil Idris, Fahmy Zakaria, Fazly Zainal, Faizull Yahaya dan Atilia Sarani.

Yang lain termasuk pengetua Akademi Fantasia Ramli M S dan M Nasir, pengkritik dan tenaga pengajar Akademi Fantasia berketurunan bumiputera Malaysia Barat, hakim Malaysian Idol Roslan Aziz dan Fauziah Latiff, hos Malaysian Idol Cheryl Samad dan Sharifah Aleya, adik Aleya Sharifah Amani, hos Akademi Fantasia Aznil Nawawi, ahli baru dan lama Senario, dan pengacara lama dan baru TV3 dan 8TV.

Aznil berkata: "Saudara-saudari, tahukah anda villa ni semua boleh menampung berjuta-juta orang? Kita boleh mengecil menjadi sebesar kuman, dengan menekan butang HP."

"Jika anda perlukan bantuan, sila tanya Nemo, Woogie dan Creamy."

Farah dan Amylea bertanya kepada Cheryl dan Aleya: "Ada nampak Mr Jien tak?"

Cheryl dan Aleya menjawab: "Dia berada di Istana Emas bersama Daniel dan Vince. Dia akan kemari tak lama lagi. Mari kita lawatnya."

Kumpulan Kaer disambut oleh personaliti TV muda yang termasuk Raja Farah, Maznah Zulkifli, Yasmin Hani, Natasha Hudson, Suriani Rahman dan Raja Endon.

Juga, veteran seperti Wan Zaleha Radzi, Ras Adiba Radzi, Zalina Azman, Normala Shamsudin, Raja Azura, Tengku Ellida dan Tengku Dahlia.

Serta bintang pop Anis Suraya dan Intan Sarafina.

Personaliti di atas kesemuanya memeluk wanita dalam kumpulan itu, dan Kaer yang comel.

Kaer memberitahu Nana: "Kak, I mau lawat Laut Ocha lagi. Tak kan lama di sana. Nak lepas tension."

Nana berkata: "Sayang, please. Takkan tempat ni cukup selesa untuk relax."

Kaer berkata: "Yes and no. I suka relax kat Laut Ocha sebab orang takda. Sesekali saja mau pergi sana."

Nana tersenyum sambil memandang ke arah Akma, Farah Z dan Fareesya.

Akma berkata: "Kami ikut U, sayang."

Farah Z dan Fareesya berkata: "Yes, U boleh harapkan kami."

Kaer berkata: "OK."

Di Laut Ocha, Kaer tidur lena. Farah Z, Fareesya dan Akma berehat berdekatan, tetapi tidak sampai tertidur.

Akma tiba-tiba mengesan ribut taufan.

Dia cuba menyedarkan Kaer.

Akma berkata: "Sayang, kombinasi Katrina, Rita, dan tsunami datang kemari. Please jangan jadi Mr Bush."

Kaer berkata: "Relax, Kak Akma. Ni tak mungkin. Laut ni aman sangat."

Farah Z dan Fareesya pun cuba menyedarkan Kaer.

Farah Z berkata: "Darling, dengar cakap Kak Akma. Kuasa piranha nya boleh kita harapkan untuk kesan bahaya."

Fareesya berkata: "Di alam fantasi, semua boleh jadi."

Sebelum mereka sempat akhiri perbualan, ribut taufan tiba dan melontarkan mereka jauh ke belakang.

Nasib baik Akma dan Farah Z telah menghasilkan sebuah gelembung besar untuk melindungi mereka berempat.

Fareesya berkata: "Yakinlah dengan Piranha dan Fizz."

Akma berkata: "Mr Ocha, sayang. U mungkin sudah lupa pasal power kami ni."

Kaer berkata: "Mungkin Kak Nana lupa berus rambut. Pasal itulah saya tak ingat."

Farah Z ternampak seorang lelaki berpakaian hitam menghampiri mereka.

Lelaki itu tinggi lampai dan berkulit cerah. Dia mirip wajah aktor terkenal Izi Yahya dari filem terkenal Embun.

Lelaki itu berkata: "Ini wilayah aku. Tolong keluar. Saya Leftenan Akashi dari Embun."

Kaer berkata: "Tak mungkin. U dah mati."

Akashi berkata: "Saya takkan mati. Saya karya fiksyen."

Dia menembak ke arah mereka berempat dengan pistol, tetapi gelembung udara melindungi mereka dari terkena tembakan peluru.

Akashi berkata: "Kaer, U tau tak Kak Nana macam Ayam?"

Kaer berasa marah dan keluar dari gelembung udara. Dia mengutuk Akashi.

Katanya: "Tolong jangan kacau Kak!!"

Akma dan Farah Z berkata: "Kaer, stop it!!"

Mereka meniup sebuah gelembung besar untuk melindungi Kaer.

Tetapi perasaan marah Kaer membuatkan gelembung itu gagal melindunginya dari Akashi.

Setelah membelasah Kaer, Akashi berkata: "Saudaraku, aku dah suntik racun ke dalam tubuh mu dan ni bakal hancurkan kamu semua."

Kaer berkata: "Tak mungkin lah."

Akashi berkata: "Aku memang dah buat. Jangan percaya kata-kata selebriti. Semua mengarut."

Akma, Farah Z dan Fareesya memegang dan memeluk Kaer.

"Sayang, tolong cakap! Please! Please!" kata Akma.

Farah Z pun emosi. "Kaer, please get up! Please get up!"

Kaer terjaga dari tidurnya di atas sebuah katil besar yang selesa di dalam Johor Villa.

Dia berasa amat sakit. Nana, Akma, Farah Z, Sufiah, Idayu, Xerra, Nita dan Fareesya mengusapnya.

Kaer berkata: "Kak Nana, Kaer rasa U takda berus rambutlah."

Nana berkata: "Maaf, Kaer. I ingat U akan selamat kerana Akma dan Farah Z ada. Kak ingat macam U juga. Laut Ocha tu saya ingat takda tsunami."

Sufiah berkata: "Kaer, pandanglah di sekeliling mu. Ni memang kejutan buat mu. U R so loved N cared 4."

Nana dan Akma mengangkat kepala Kaer.

Kaer nampak berpuluh-puluh personaliti Malaysia berumur 45 tahun ke bawah. Mereka datang ke arahnya dan memeluknya kuat, untuk melegakan kesakitannya.

Kaer berkata: "Kak Opie. Hampir kesemua personaliti TV dan skrin yang muncul sejak kita lahir ada kat sini lah. Mesti Kak Nana panggil mereka."

Sufiah berkata: "Ya, sayang. Ni memang Kak Nana punya idea."

Kaer bertanya: "Where R the guys?"

Nana menjawab: "Semua kat luar. Sorry mereka tak boleh masuk, sebab takda power untuk sembuhkan adik.

"Nemo, Woogie dan Creamy takda bagi mereka power."

Akma berkata: "U cedera teruk. Nasib baik Nemo bagi kami ni power untuk sembuhkan adik."

Farah Z berkata: "I'd like U to meet Yasmin. Not Yasmin Ahmad but Yasmin Ashraff. Dia ni bintang muda TV."

Yasmin memeluk Kaer dengan kuat. Katanya: "Apa U buat ni memang mulia dan berani, saudara. Aku bangga kenal saudara, Kaer."

Personaliti yang lain setuju dengan Yasmin.

Misha dan Erra memberitahu Kaer: "Sayang, hanya 2 orang pemuda dalam Kekawan Idola boleh menarik hati semua jelitawan TV dan skrin Malaysia Barat.

"Yang satu lagi tu ialah Saiful Bakeri, Anak Kucing di Borneo Villa."

Dua lagi personaliti TV, Rita Rudaini dan Lisdawati, memberitahu Kaer bahawa jikalau Saiful jatuh sakit, mereka akan mengusapnya sampai sembuh, sepertimana mereka mengusap Kaer.

Bintang komedi Puteri, Nora Danish, dan jelitawan lain rancangan itu setuju. Sama halnya dengan pelakon komedi Trio dan jelitawan rancangan Beat TV dan Trek Selebriti.

Erra dan Ziana memberitahu Kaer: "Sebenarnya, semua jelitawan Indonesia sayang sama U dan Saiful. U berdua memang disayangi."

Misha berkata: "U tau tak? Tadi semasa U sakit, Saiful pun sakit teruk. Kami pergi Borneo Villa tadi, sebab Farah Anuar kata Saiful sakit teruk."

Nana berkata: "Kaer, sepertimana U tau, nama penuh kak ialah Nurul Hana, dan Nurul yang satu lagi, Nurullah Abdul Hamid atau Nurul Hamid, kakak Saiful, panggil I tadi.

"Nurul kata, jika U sakit, Saiful pun akan sakit.

"Mungkin, Kaer dan Saiful ni, Anak Kucing Malaysia Barat dan Timur, ada pertalian istimewa dalam dunia Nemo."

Kaer bertanya: "Teruk kah kecederaan ku?"

Nana menjawab: "U won't want 2 know, sayang. Yang penting ialah, kami semua sentuh U sampai U sembuh.

Sufiah berkata: "Dan tiada orang yang usik pakaian Kaer."

Zainal Alam berkata: "I am the only guy who was around. Percayalah cakap Nana dan Alam."

Nana memberitahu Kaer: "Sayang, ngapa U tak ikut cakap Akma dan Farah Z? Si Leftenan tu boleh hancurkan kita semua!"

Kaer berkata: "So sorry. Tadi saya hanyut dalam Laut Ocha."

Alam berkata: "Jangan garang sangat lah, Nana."

Akma dan Farah Z setuju. Akma berkata: "U tak boleh salahkan adik. Dia tu letih tadi."

Farah Z berkata: "Kita ni kekadang mudah lupa. I kehilangan HP dulu sebab mudah lupa."

Nana mengeluarkan buku kecil yang Zul berikan kepada Kaer, dari dalam jaketnya.

Katanya: "Buku ni magic lah. Bila kak tengok nya, ia berjudul "Wali Songo".

"Tapi setelah buku ni kak masukkan ke dalam jaket kak, ia bertukar menjadi skrip filem baru Misha iaitu "Main-Main Cinta"."

Kaer berkata: "Wali Sembilan tu betul-betul magic lah."

Alam mengingatkan Kaer dan Nana: "Semua power sebenarnya adalah anugerah Tuhan.

"Sepertimana semua manusia adalah saudara yang berketurunan Adam dan Hawa."

Misha berkata: "Bukan Adam Mat Saman dari Borneo Villa, tau. Adam yang kecil tu co-star Misha kat "Main-Main Cinta"."

Nora dan hos Beat TV, Sazzy Falak memberitahu Kaer: "Adik tau tak ngapa kami semua kat sini? Sunan Ahmad lawat kami dalam mimpi dan bagi tau pasal U.

"Ingat ni, sayang. Kami semua "friendster" dalam "network Nemo". Farah Anuar masukkan kami dalam senarai kawan Nemo."

Kaer teringat: "Pada suatu malam saya mimpi pasal Zainal Alam dan Zul. Zainal dan Zul dulu jiran dan sahabat baik. Zul bagi tau Zainal bahawa mereka ada pertalian darah melalui nenek moyang.

"Zainal bingung dan skeptik. Zul kata dia sendiri cakap benar.

"Zul kata Wali Sembilan adalah link mereka. Begitu juga Kelantan Villa. Katanya Kaer tau tu semua.

"Saya berasa bingung dan keliru. Saya bagi tau Zul, I don't know anything.

"Kata Zul, lihat ke dalam jiwa mu, Kaer. U akan lihat semuanya.

"Mereka berdua pun ghaib.

"Tak lama kemudian, saya cakap dengan Nemo, dan Nemo kata, satu lagi mimpi akan muncul di bawah rumah seorang saudara Kaer."

Nora berkata: "Maksudnya, kami semua di dalam dunia mimpi Nemo. Tempat ni, Taman Memori, ialah hasil mimpi Kaer dan magic Nemo."

Sazzy berkata: "Nemo kata, tempat ni adalah pengembaraan yang tersimpan di dalamnya seribu impian, pedoman, pengajaran dan hikmah, untuk semua rakyat Malaysia dan juga Amerika.

"Banyak bahaya dan cabaran ada kat sini. Tapi jika kita semua bersatu padu, semua akan OK."

Kaer berkata: "Semua salah aku. I tak patut marah tadi."

Sazzy dan Nora memeluk Kaer dan berkata: "Jangan salahkan diri mu, Adik. U buat baik tadi, pertahankan Kak Nana tersayang. Kita semua ada buat salah, macam manusia biasa."

Erra, Misha, Sazzy dan Nora memberitahu Kekawan Idola: "U semua tau tak, semua bahagian pejal dalam villa-villa ni boleh ditembusi. U boleh jalan ke dalamnya dan masuk ke dalam dunia imaginasi mu.

"Misalnya, U boleh masuk ke dalam dinding ni dan muncul berenang di laut di sebuah pulau di kawasan Pasifik.

"Dan jika U mau pergi ke Alps di Eropah, tekan saja butang HP dan U akan muncul kat sana dalam sekelip mata."

Kaer memandang ke arah Nana: "Ni mesti idea Kak."

Nana berkata: "Ya, sayang."

Sahri Sarip memanggil HP Nana. Katanya: "Mau biji bunga mentari tak?"

Nana berkata: "OK, untuk Adik Kaer."

Beberapa paket biji bunga mentari muncul atas katil Kaer.

Akma dan Farah Z mengambilnya dan meletakkannya di atas meja.

Nana berkata: "Eh, ni semua untuk Kaer lah. Jangan ambik."

Farah Z dan Akma menjawab: "Kami tau. Jangan risau."

Nita dan Xerra mengingatkan Kaer: "Simpan buku ni baik-baik. Nemo tadi kata buku ni kunci pintu untuk kita semua keluar balik ke dunia yang nyata, selepas tamat pengembaraan edukasi di sini."

Adi Fashla dan Zamil menghubungi Nana. Mereka berkata: "Jus limau nipis dan teh ais limau. Mau tak?"

Nana tersenyum sambil memandang ke arah Sufiah lalu memberikan HP kepadanya.

Sufiah berkata: "OK, tapi untuk Adik."

Nana memberitahu Kaer: "Sayang, ni dia si jelita Siti Nurhaliza dan Serina Redzuawan."

Aktres Serina dan ratu pop Siti, keduanya dari Pahang, mengirim salam kepada Kaer.

Mereka berkata: "Macam mana U sekarang, Kaer? Kami risau sangat lah. Nasib baik Nemo ada kuasa ajaibnya."

Kaer berkata: "It's OK. I'm fine."

Farah Z dan Akma mencucuk badan Kaer dengan jari mereka sambil tersenyum.

Rosma dan Atie menerima panggilan HP.

Pemanggil Rosma berkata: "Hi, ni Amir Hafizi, lelaki terseksi di dunia. How R U?"

Rosma menjawab: "Sudahlah bro!"

Amir ialah kawan baik Zainal dan rakan sekerjanya, iaitu wartawan The Malay Mail. Amir dan Rosma ialah rakan sekampung dari Kuantan, Pahang.

Pemanggil Atie berkata: "Apa khabar Kak Atie! Meow! Bila mau keluar minum ngan Saiful? Saiful rindu Kak Atie!"

Atie menjawab: "Hi, Saiful sayang. Kak Atie rindu sama lu. Sekejap nanti ya. Senyum selalu. Amalkan kesederhanaan. Muah!"

Pemanggil ialah Saiful Bakeri dari Borneo Villa.

Atie memberikan HPnya kepada Amylea dan Farah.

Mereka memberitahu Saiful: "Sayang, U belum sembuh dan kena banyak berehat lah. Jangan risau pasal Kak Atie. Kami semua akan datang tak lama lagi.

"Dengar cakap Kak Nurul dan Kak Amy, OK."

Azza memberitahu Saiful: "Jangan risau. HP ni buatkan kami datang tepat masa."

Di sebuah bilik tidur yang selesa dalam Borneo Villa, Saiful berehat di atas sebuah katil besar. Nurul Hamid dan Amy Azlan mengusapnya dengan lembut dan perlahan.

Farah Anuar, Amylea Azizan, Atie Abu Bakar dan Azza Suaymi muncul.

Mereka diikuti oleh penyanyi dan penghibur dari Sarawak Adam Alli Kawi, Dayang Nurfaizah, Camelia, Sharifah Zarina, Sherry Merlis, Deja Moss, dan pelawat jelita yang berada di bilik Kaer tadi.

Tiara Jacquelina dan kumpulannya pun masuk ke bilik Saiful.

Amy berkata kepada Saiful: "Sayang, rupa-rupanya semua artis jelita Bumiputera Malaysia, Bumiputera Singapura, Bumiputera Brunei dan Bumiputera Indonesia ada lawat adik hari ni.

"I sungguh gembira Dian dan kawan-kawan jelitanya dari golongan artis di selatan Annah Rais datang dan ubati luka adik.

"Mereka semua amat sayangkan U, adik."

Nurul berkata: "Yang, nasib baik Kak Atie, Kak Amy dan Kak Amylea ada. Kak Nurul bimbang tadi.

"Lain kali, cuba control sikit. Jangan hilang sabar bila orang kacau Kak Atie. Orang tu mungkin bahaya."

Dayang dan Dian berkata kepada Saiful: "Adik memang seorang insan mulia. Kami sentiasa doakan kejayaan mu, sayang."

Kawan baik Dian pelakon utama filem "Tentang Dia" mengusap rambut Saiful yang tegak.

Farah berkata: "Playboy, aren't you?! Muah!"

Amylea berkata: "Farah, please!"

Amylea turut mengusap rambut Saiful.

Adam Alli berkata: "May I, adik Saiful?"

Amylea memandang ke arah muka Adam Alli. "Oh, please stop it, dear!" katanya.

Atie berkata kepada Saiful: "Oh, abang! U sungguh handsome!"

Saiful berkata: "U always the queen of my heart!"

Nurul berkata: "Saiful, U punya kerongkong kena banyak rehat lah. My, tolong bagi dia minum air!"

Amy berkata: "OK, satu CT dari Siti, please!"

Atie berkata: "Nah, ini dia CT dari rakyat Pahang untuk rakyat Malaysia!"

CT ialah teh yang dihasilkan oleh syarikat milik Siti Nurhaliza.

Salleh Yaacob dari Istana Keluli menghubungi HP Azza. Katanya: "Boleh bang masuk minum?"

Azza berkata: "Sorry, can U call back later, please? Meeting lah."

Di ruang tamu Borneo Villa, Adam Mat Saman memberitahu Ekin Rahman bahawa dia juga berasal dari Istana Emas manakala Ekin sendiri juga berasal dari Istana Perak.

Rydee Rahim, Nikki Palikat, Azam Yakob, Felix Agus, Trish De Cruz, Mas Ghani, Yazer Yusoff, Linda Nanuwil, Marsha Londoh, penyanyi Azharina Azhar, Naufara Yasin, adiknya Pija Yasin, Yanie Julkarim, Gracie Ehtah, Eyza Shariff, Balkish Khan, dan rakan band Adam iaitu kumpulan Espirit De Corps (Edsco), Ijan Awang Tahir dan Sabhi Saddi muncul.

Mereka disertai oleh ramai lagi personaliti hiburan dan penyiaran dari Pulau Borneo,
Indonesia, Filipina, Brunei, Singapura dan Timor Leste.

Adam berkata: "HP bang baru saja ada SMS. For U, Ekin."

Ekin membaca SMS itu dan mendapati ia dikirim oleh Rosyam Nor, iaitu bintang filem Malaysia yang semacam Ewan McGregor tanah air.

Ekin memandang ke arah Azam. "Jangan tipu, Along!" katanya.

Azam berkata: "Tidak, Rosyam ada kat sini bersama Faizal Hussein dan dua orang kakaknya Fairuz dan Dilla."

Rosyam berkata: "Hi, guys! Apa macam?"

Rydee dan Nikki menjawab: "Bagus, Abang Rosyam. And you?"

"Bagus juga. Tapi kita kena sentiasa ingat pada mereka yang kurang bernasib baik dan menderita. Adalah amat penting untuk mengamalkan kesederhanaan dalam hidup."

Faizal berkata: "Ya, ingat cakap saudari Atie."

Adam menerima panggilan HP dari aktor Ewan McGregor dan Kiefer Sutherland dari Istana Perak.

Dia memberikan HPnya kepada Rosyam dan Faizal.

Mereka berdua bersalaman dengan aktor British itu. Aktor British itu berkata mereka ada di rumah sebelah.

Beberapa orang aktor popular Indonesia diketuai oleh Nico Saputra dan Sam Rizal berjumpa dengan Rosyam. Mereka mengangkat HP itu dan mengirim salam kepada Ewan dan Kiefer.

Nico berkata: "Borneo Villa kirim salam sejahtera dan maju jaya kepada semua di Istana Perak!"

"Thanks, bros!" kata Heath Ledger, yang bersama Ewan dan Kiefer.

Anding Zaini menelefon HP Nurul. Dia bertanya pasal kesihatan Saiful. Nurul memberikan HPnya kepada Saiful.

Anding ada bersama rakan Borneo Villanya, Bob Usop dan Reza Mohamad, serta Victor Lee dari Istana Emas dan Fitri Zainal Abidin.

Anding memberitahu Saiful bahawa Rashid Salleh, yang baru muncul, mengirim salamnya.

Saiful berkata: "Salam balik, Rashid. Dari Saiful."

Saiful memberitahu Amy dan Nurul: "Saiful takut jumpa Rashid. Jangan bagi dia masuk."

Amy berkata: "Jangan bimbang, yang. Tembok api ni menghalangnya."

Amylea berkata: "Kak Amy, jangan pasang tembok besar, OK. Tembok kecil dah cukup."

Nurul memberitahu Anding dan Rashid: "Guys, ini dia apa yang berlaku. Saiful baru jumpa satu lelaki yang mukanya sama saja dengan Abang Rashid. Tapi perangainya jauh berbeza."

Rashid berkata: "Mesti dalam almari ni."

Nurul berkata: "Ya, memang. Saiful, Amy, Amylea, Atie, Azza, Farah dan saya pergi sana."

Inilah kisah Saiful dan enam orang "kakak"nya.

Di sebalik almari bilik Saiful, si comel kacak dari Kuching itu dan enam kakak jelitanya muncul di Pergunungan Alps, Switzerland.

Mereka tidak berasa sejuk sebab Amy dan Amylea memanaskan badan mereka semua dengan kuasa ajaib yang terkandung di dalam HP mereka.

Seorang jejaka yang menyerupai Rashid muncul, dengan memakai pakaian kasual macam kumpulan Saiful.

Dia berkata namanya Muhammad Hussain, bangsawan Brunei yang berpendapat bahawa Borneo Villa sedang hancur.

Muhammad Hussain berkata: "Saya seorang nenek-moyang saudara-saudari. U punya villa takda masa depan sebab ramai penghuninya berdosa dan tak bertamadun.

"Ramai daripada mereka terlibat dengan penyalahgunaan dadah, alkoholisme dan perbuatan kejam. Mereka semua macam raksasa.

"Dah tiba masanya untuk Borneo Villa tutup dan diserap ke dalam Istana Perak."

Saiful berkata dengan marahnya: "Apa yang saudara kata memang ada kebenarannya. Tapi ni semua tak boleh jadi alasan untuk tutup Borneo Villa dan lenyapkannya dari Taman Memori.

"Takda orang berhak untuk musnahkan mana-mana villa di Taman Memori. Saya tak percaya penghuni Istana Perak mau lihat Borneo Villa ditutup."

Farah berkata: "Siapa U punya tuan?"

Muhammad Hussain menjawab: "Geng Bulldog!"

Amy berkata: "Jangan hina label Guinness! Aku ni orang Ireland, tau!"

Amylea berkata: "Orang-orang ni, U punya tuan, mereka tu kongsi gelap kah?"

Muhammad Hussain berkata: "Atie, mari sayang. Temanilah abang ke Colmar. U akan bebas dari orang gasar ni."

Saiful menjadi marah. Katanya: "Berhenti! Ni semua karut! Jangan kacau Kak Atie!"

Muhammad Hussain berkata: "U mau lawan I? Meow! U hanya seekor anak kucing betina!"

Saiful menyuruh Nurul memberikan HPnya kepadanya. Nurul menolak.

"Tolong lah, Kak," katanya.

Nurul berkata: "Sayang, jangan buatkan kemarahan adik memerintah. Adik takkan dapat kalahkannya dengan perasaan marah."

Amy menggosok HPnya di atas belakang badan Saiful. Katanya: "Yang, gunakanlah kuasa HP kak dengan bijak."

Saiful menghasilkan sebuah bulatan api di keliling badan Muhammad Hussain.

Tetapi api itu padam dengan cepatnya.

Muhammad Hussain menggunakan kuasanya untuk menarik Saiful ke arahnya. Dia menangkap dan membelasah Saiful.

Farah menekan butang HPnya dan menghasilkan bunyi bising. Bunyi ini menjatuhkan Muhammad Hussain ke tanah.

Nurul menekan butang HPnya dan membekukan Muhammad Hussain. Atie mengunci suara Muhammad Hussain dengan HPnya.

Amy dan Amylea menekan butang HP mereka dan memenjarakan Muhammad Hussain di dalam seketul ais besar.

Enam gadis jelita itu menghampiri Saiful dan mengangkatnya.

Ketika mereka semua memasuki Borneo Villa melalui almari, Amy dan Amylea mencairkan ais Muhammad Hussain, dengan menurunkan hujan.

Farah menelefon HP Adam dan bertanya: "Adam, adakah saudara dan Ekin pernah jumpa watak yang pelik-pelik di sebalik almari ajaib?"

Adam menjawab: "Ya, beberapa orang. Mereka betul-betul buat I sakit."

Katanya, orang itu kesemuanya menyerupai aktor British terkenal Sir Anthony Hopkins dalam filem tentang Richard Nixon.

"Mereka panggil diri mereka Bulldogs, dan misi mereka ialah untuk membuatkan planet kita lebih bertamadun.

"Mereka kata Vince dan Zamil, dan ramai artis American Idol, adalah kenalan mereka. Mereka semua tinggal di Istana Perak."

Ekin berkata: "Seorang daripada mereka mengaku adalah saudara saya. Namanya Hugh Low, pendaki Gunung Kinabalu."

Adam dan Ekin membongkar nama Bulldog yang lain - Frank Swettenham, James Birch, Charles Johnson, dan William Cowie.

Ekin berkata: "Muhammad Hussain itu adalah orang kanan Charles Johnson."

Rydee meng-SMS semua penghuni Borneo Villa. Dia berkata mereka semua perlu mengambil tahu siapa sebenarnya geng Bulldog.

Nikki dan Marsha mencadangkan supaya mereka hubungi Kelly Clarkson di Istana Perak sebab dia juga ada akar umbi di Borneo Villa.

Kelly pun muncul di Borneo Villa bersama Nicole McKibbin, Diana DeGarmo, Jasmine Trias, Carrie Underwood, dan beberapa orang bintang filem dan penyanyi berdarah Bumiputera Amerika.

Marsha dan Nikki berkata: "Kelly, U tau tak pasal Bulldogs?"

Kelly menjawab: "Not much, but perhaps our dear friends from Hollywood can enlighten us."

Seorang bintang filem, John Christopher Depp, berkata bahawa Bulldogs adalah penghuni Istana Perak yang angkuh dan percaya bahawa keluarga mereka berada di tahap yang lebih tinggi daripada orang lain.

Depp dan rakannya Enrique Iglesias, Dean Cain, Richard Gere, Val Kilmer, Tom Hanks, Julia Roberts, Cindy Crawford, Geena Davis, Kim Basinger, J Lo, Reese Witherspoon dan Steven Seagal, di antara lain, bersetuju dengannya dan menambah informasi pasal Bulldogs.

Adam berkata: "Maksud U, Bulldogs tak bahaya, tetapi tabiat buruk mereka tu bahaya dan boleh musnahkan kita semua."

Ekin berkata: "Saya rasa idea mereka mengancam kita semua dan membawa kemusnahan kepada semua."

Depp memberitahu Farid Kamil, kawan baik Erra Fazira, bahawa Ben Affleck ingin bercakap dengannya.

Ben berkata kepada Farid: "Hi, Farid. How's life?"

Farid menjawab: "Bagus, Ben. Macam mana Matt? Macam mana Jen? Salam sayang ku kepada mereka, please."

Ben berkata: "Don't worry, I will."

Depp menerima panggilan HP dari Nicolas Cage dan Sean Penn. Mereka mengirim salam kepada semua di Borneo Villa, Johor Villa, Kelantan Villa dan Istana Keluli.

Penn dan Cage berkata: "The Bulldogs do not act alone. They always get assistance from non-Bulldogs who are brainwashed by their ideas.

"And brainwashing is terribly easy. All of us have absorbed some of their warped ideas in one way or another."

Linda menelefon "abang longnya" yang tersayang, Vince Chong di Istana Emas. Marsha meletakkan telinganya dekat dengan HP Linda.

Linda berkata kepada Vince: "Hi, Kor. How R U? Muah! Muah! Doi ada sesuatu nak bagi tau Kor. Bolehkah kami jumpa Kor hari ni?."

Vince sedang berendam di sebuah kolam jaccuzi bersama John Tiong, wartawan The Malay Mail dan beberapa orang lelaki dari Istana Emas.

Katanya: "Di Di, setengah jam lagi boleh tak? Kor sedang diinterbiu oleh Big John dari The Malay Mail."

John berkata kepada Vince: "I sungguh kagum dengan U punya magnetisme semula jadi. Ramai jelitawan HP U dalam satu jam yang lepas, ketika I sedang interbiu U.

"Setahu saya, si pahlawan wanita Gong Li dan Zhang Ziyi ada call U. Ada juga bekas Miss Malaysia macam aktres Tomorrow Never Dies tu, Lina dan Arianna (Teoh).

"Juga si kembar jelita May Wan dan Choy Wan, si jelita Daphne Iking dan Hannah Tan, dan semua penghibur di Singapura, Hong Kong dan Taiwan. Whatta man U R, Vincey boy!"

Vince mengangkat kakinya. "Oh, no! I can't see it. Ia takda warna," katanya.

"Carrie, please. Just change the colour of the water."

Carrie Underwood, yang terima SMS Vince, menjawab: "Our Borneo Beauty can help."

Linda menghubungi HP Vince lagi. Katanya: "Kor Vince!"

Kaki Vince, John dan semua lelaki di dalam jaccuzi bertukar kepada warna asalnya semula.

Carrie menukarkan warna air dari biru ke hijau.

Di bilik tamu Istana Emas, Vince duduk bersama John, Mike, Daniel Lee, Andrew Tan, Vick Teo, Victor Lee, EJ Wong, Soo Kui Jien, pelumba kereta Alex Yoong, dan beberapa personaliti Malaysia.

EJ menerima panggilan HP. Katanya: "Hi, Amber Chia! How R U?"

Amber, seorang model Malaysia, berkata kepada EJ bahawa Borneo Villa mengirim mesej penting untuk Istana Emas, dan mesej disampaikan kepadanya oleh Yazer dan Mas.

Vince berkata: "Saya terima mesej yang sama dari personaliti TV Soong Ai Ling dan model Jaclyn Lee. Juga dari bintang pop Tan Keng Seong, Eric Moo, Alan Moo, Z Chen dan Jay Chou."

Daniel berkata: "My Jay Chou?"

Vince menjawab: "Yes."

Mesej itu, kata Vince, berbunyi: "Adakah saudara-saudari tahu siapa tu Bulldogs?"

Rambo Chin, seorang pak lawak Malaysia yang meninggal dunia beberapa tahun dahulu, muncul.

Katanya: "Hi, guys! Bukan cakap pasal saya, right?"

Daniel berkata: "No, Mr Rambo."

Rambo berkata: "Have a nice day, guys. Salam mesra dari semua penghuni Istana Emas yang dah pulang ke alam nenek moyang kita, termasuk semua penghibur kesukaan saudara-saudari dari Hong Kong dan Taiwan."

Kelly menghubungi HP Vince. Katanya: "Vincey baby, Borneo Villa has been passing word around, about the identity of the Bulldogs. Did they call U?"

Vince menjawab: "Ya. Mungkin kita kena jumpa kat Istana Perak dan Villa Biru Elektrik."

Kelly dan Carrie memberitahu Vince: "The American Idols will all be there. See U there, Vincey."

Villa Biru Elektrik semacam sebuah hotel yang mewah dan moden. Restoran tingkat bawahnya bertemakan muzik jazz dan mengenang jasa penyanyi jazz legenda macam Duke Ellington dan Aretha Franklin.

Jaclyn Victor dan adiknya Justin sedang duduk di restoran itu.

Mereka diiringi oleh Reshmonu, Fantasia Barrino, Vonzell Solomon, Ashvin Nair, Burn Thevandran, kakaknya Sharmila, Trish De Cruz, Kimberley Locke, Ruben Studdard, Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, Justin Guarini, semua peserta Afrika Amerika dalam American Idol, dan hampir semua penghibur Afrika Amerika dari Amerika.

Ruben berkata: "Hey? Any of U guys seen Mike?"

Fantasia menjawab: "Oh, I did. He's still in his bedroom. He's tired."

Justin Guarini berkata: "Is there any kid in his room?"

Jaclyn dan Justin Victor menjawab: "No."

Vonzell dan Fantasia memberitahu Burn: "Kelly says she will be coming over soon. Most of the guys and girls from Johor Villa, Kelantan Villa, the House Of Steel, Borneo Villa, and the Golden Palace will be with her."

Justin Guarini berkata: "Hey, guys. The legendary bands Earth, Wind And Fire, the Stylistics, the Jacksons, Chicago, the Eagles, and most of the greats in pop music wish U well. They SMS-ed my unlimited mail box over the last six hours.

"It's not just their current members but also their ex-members too."

Fantasia dan Jaclyn berkata: "How wonderful. God bless them all."

Ruben berkata: "Wow, even those greats in sports and entertainment, such as Elvis Presley, Ray Charles, John Lennon, George Harrison, Sudirman, P Ramlee, Mokhtar Dahari, Hamzah Dolmat, Louis Armstrong and Nat King Cole, I mean all the stars who have returned to their ancestors, have greeted us, too.

"Nemo, Woogie and Creamy SMS-ed me over the lst six days."

Fantasia, Jaclyn dan Vonzell berkata: "God bless them all too."

Trish menerima panggilan HP dari Felix. Katanya: "Yes, Felix The Cat? When R U coming by?"

Felix menjawab: "Susah susah aje. Soon. Dengan ramai lagi kucing, macam Zamil HOT Pussycat dan Adi Fashla Lime Juice Cat.

"Juga rakan Zamil di Hello On Two, Sherry Ibrahim, Terrence Dass, Annie Joseph, Farizal Razali dan Carol Lee."

Mas Idayu dari Johor Villa muncul. Dia berkata kepada Ash dan Burn: "Guys, jika saudara pose bersama, saudara akan menghasilkan nama Inggeris Ashburn yang dalam Bahasa Malaysia berbunyi Abu Bakar.

"Jika Mas dan Idayu pose bersama, nama saya akan muncul."

Ash berkata: "Amazing. R Mas and Idayu coming over?"

Mas Idayu berkata: "Tak lama lagi, guys."

Fantasia menekan butang HPnya. Oprah Winfrey, Queen Latifah, Will Smith, isterinya Jada Pinkett dan Spike Lee muncul.

"Hi, folks. How's life?" tanya Oprah.

Latifah berkata: "Spikey's gotta good piece of info 4 U guys."

Will berkata: "Yeah, it answers the query on Who Let The Dogs Out. The Bulldogs, I mean."

Jada berkata: "We got that info 4 all of U, from various sources in this villa, plus some from the other villas, especially the Silver Palace."

Spike bercerita pasal Bulldogs. Katanya: "They R inhabitants of the Silver Palace who think that the Silver Palace people are superior to others.

"They think all the other people should be controlled by Silver Palace's people, especially themselves.

"They R very good at providing others with info to show that people in the other villas are not good at managing their lives and families.

"They brainwash others into believing in them. The brainwashed ones, who are aplenty in every villa, do their dirty work.

"They use gangster tactics to beat the shit out of their fellow villa residents into obeying the Bulldogs.

"Sometimes, they use soft tactics, such as helping the needy, with payment for services.

"They even invent services so that villa residents get dependent on them."

Oprah berkata: "Sad to say, the people of most other villas are undergoing decline. Many have mutated into monsters over the years.

"Saddest of all, the Green Shirts decline fastest, when they are supposed to be the Jedi and protectors of the universe.

"The decline of the non-Silver Palace people makes it easy for the Bulldogs to sell their idea."

Latifah says: "If we stop the rot of our people, we can save ourselves from the Bulldogs."

Spike berkata: "I just received a call from Public Enemy and other anti-Bulldog entertainers. They advise us to observe a minute of silence for all Bulldog victims around the planet, especially those from our villa."

Semasa mereka diam seminit, beberapa orang ternama dari Villa Biru Elektrik muncul.

Mereka yang sudah kembali ke alam nenek moyang termasuk Ray Charles, Malcolm Little, Martin Luther King Jr, Rosa Parks, Albert Namatjira, Medgar Evers dan Stokeley Carmichael.

Roh-roh si mati ini bersalaman dengan orang yang hidup.

Di Istana Perak, Kelly, Carrie, Nicole, Diana, Jasmine, Clay dan Bo menjemput rakan-rakan mereka dari Villa Biru Elektrik, Johor Villa, Kelantan Villa, Borneo Villa, Istana Keluli dan Istana Emas memasuki pintu besar istana itu.

Kelly, Carrie, Nicole, Diana dan Jasmine memberitahu rakan-rakan mereka bahawa mereka pun berasal dari Borneo Villa.

Ashvin, Burn, Justin Guarini, Jaclyn, Justin Victor dan Kimberley berkata mereka pun berasal dari Istana Perak.

Kimberley berkata: "Almost everybody is mixed in one way or another. This is a blessing."

Anuar dan Ziana setuju.

Beberapa penghibur dan ahli sukan legenda dari Istana Perak muncul.

Mereka yang sudah pulang ke alam nenek moyang ini termasuk John Denver, Elvis Presley, Charles Chaplin, Woody Guthrie, Jim Morrison, Roy Orbison, Jeff dan Tim Buckley, Terence Kath, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Freddie Mercury, George Best dan Ayrton Senna.

Mereka itu merangkumi hampir kesemua personaliti sukan dan hiburan yang dikenali oleh peminat gila rancangan TV masa kini.

"Wow! Hi, guys. So happy 2 C U here," kata Vince dan kakaknya Vanessa.

"We really admire all of U guys."

Kelly dan Carrie tanya Bo: "Do U know the guy whose henchman assaulted Saiful?"

Bo berkata: "Yes. He is the man who tries to brainwash Sarawak natives. The henchman knows how to sway the opinion of others."

Sufiah bertanya kepada Bo: "Do U know about the man who assaulted Kaer?"

Bo berkata: "Yes. He is one of the honorary Bulldogs, that means, a man who is not with the Bulldogs, yet behaves like he is a Bulldog.

"Richard Marx knows lots of these people. In fact, they do the dirty work of the Bulldogs.

"They are the chief brain washers."

Bo memperkenalkan Idola-Idola dan kawan mereka kepada Will Young dan Gareth Gates. Guy Sebastian juga muncul dan mengirim salam kepada kawan lamanya, Vince dan Burn.

Simon Cowell, Paula Abdul, Paul Moss, Randy Jackson, Fauziah Latiff dan Roslan Aziz muncul. Aznil kembali, bersama Ryan Seacrest, Jien, Aleya, Amani dan Cheryl.

Bo berkata: "Guys, I'd like U to meet Tony Shalloub, Casey Kasem and Ralph Nader."

Personaliti Arab Amerika itu berbual dengan Idola-Idola dan kawannya seketika.

Mereka menceritakan serba sedikit pasal Bulldogs, dan mengingatkan anak-anak muda itu supaya berusaha keras menyelamatkan kumpulan Baju Hijau, dan masyarakat di semua Villa, kecuali Istana Emas yang bernasib baik untuk terselamat dari kerosakan akhlak yang berleluasa.

Tony berkata: "Dig up the wisdom of your forefathers. Most important, search for the wisdom that empowers the powerless.

"Rebuild your nations, children," kata Kasem dan Nader.

Artis baru, Chan Kwok Fai memperkenalkan dirinya kepada Daniel dan Elliza, manakala pasangan duetnya Wong Kee Meng memperkenalkan dirinya kepada Anding dan Victor.

Elliza berkata: "Kor, kami ni perlukan bantuanmu sikit."

Daniel berkata: "Apakah avatarmu, Brother Chan?"

Anding dan Victor bertanya soalan yang sama kepada Wong.

Jaclyn dan kawan sekolahnya, penyanyi baru Prakash Karun, berjumpa dengan seorang lagi penyanyi baru, Jerry John.

Jerry memberitahu Jaclyn dan Prakash bahawa dia ada kuasa untuk melawan virus komputer semacam mereka berdua.

Craig David berjumpa dengan mereka bertiga, dan membuatkan Prakash amat gembira.

Winnie Kok, seorang lagi artis baru, memeluk Daniel dan Elliza.

Dia berkata: "Guys, I'm with U here. We should not fear any Bulldog."

Chaplin berkata: "Dear Ash, I really think U and I come from the same village."

Ash berkata: "I think so too, Sir Charles."

Idayu tersenyum dan memandang ke arah Ash, sambil mengusap belakangnya.

Kaer dan Akma tersenyum sambil memandang ke arah Idayu. "Spice up your life, kak," kata mereka.

Chan dan Wong memberitahu Daniel dan Elliza: "Kami ada power Daniel. Kamu berdua boleh harapkan kami."

Penny Tai, Stefanie Sun dan Fann Wong menangkap bahu Daniel. Mereka berkata: "Danny, kami ada kuasa Elly."

Elliza berkata: "Wow! Baby tak sangka begitu terkenal."

Daniel berkata: "U memang terkenal, Mei Mei!"

Zahid berkata: "Saya setuju dengan Kor Daniel."

Dina berkata: "Yes, me 2."

Artis muda Gracie Ehtah, Felicia Gek dan Majmin Samiran bersalaman dengan Daniel dan Saiful. Mereka memeluk dua orang jejaka yang comel itu.

Gracie berkata kepada Saiful dan Daniel: "Saya ada kombinasi kuasa Linda, Marsha dan Elliza."

Felicia dan Majmin berkata mereka ada kuasa Amy dan Amylea.

"Me, too," kata Sharifah Zarina, yang seperti Felicia dan Majmin, adalah saudara Anding.

Vince, kakaknya Vanessa, Vick, Victor, Andrew dan Daniel bersalaman dengan artis veteran Elaine Kang, Alice Voon, Angeline Tan dan Sara Loo.

Veteran itu berkata bahawa Nemo telah memberikan kuasa Vince, Vick, Victor atau Daniel kepada mereka.

Winnie Kok memberitahu Daniel: "Elly dan saya ada kuasa yang sama. Don't worry."

Daniel berkata: "Ya, U memang nampak serupa."

Elliza memeluknya.

Dina berkata: "Mice, mice baby!"

Rob Van Winkle, juga dikenali sebagai artis hip hop veteran Vanilla Ice, memberitahu Dina: "That was a good one."

Dia memberitahu Zahid dan Dina bahawa Elvis mendedikasi lagu "Teddy Bear" kepada mereka berdua.

Sahri, Fahmy, Fazly, Faizull, Fuad, Adi Fashla dan Zamil memberitahu hos TV Suhaimi Sulaiman, dari kampung Sahri, Fahmy dan Faizull: "Johnny Cash dendangkan lagu "A Boy Named Sue" untuk mu."

Suhaimi berkata: "Look who's here."

Johnny muncul dan berkata: "Hello, it's me guys."

Zamil berkata: "So good 2 C U, Mr Cash. U R always HOT."

HP Zamil berbunyi. Sherry Ibrahim berkata ia mesti Rama, pemanggil biasa di rancangan mereka, Hello On Two (HOT).

Sherry memang tepat. Rama berkata: "Hi, Johnny!"

Johnny membalas salam Rama.

Elvis Costello dan aktivis teater Malaysia Kee Thuan Chye muncul.

Mereka memberitahu Zamil bahawa Johnny adalah Raja Pop yang betul.

Zamil berkata: "Dia macam Raja Pop kita yang amat disayangi, Tan Sri S M Salim."

Salim bersalaman dengan Johnny, dan Johnny membalas salam Salim.

Bob bersalaman dengan Salim, yang menyambut hari jadi pada hari yang sama dengannya.

Salim bertanya kepada Bob: "Macam mana hidup Bob sekarang?"

Bob menjawab: "Pak Salim, Bob mesra. Bob tetap mesra."

Anak Kee iaitu Suraya dan Jebat bersalaman dengan Aleya dan Amani.

Farah dan Amylea turut kirim salam dan memeluk Jebat.

Jien berkata: "Farah, Amylea, please."

Mereka berkata: "Don't worry, Mr Jien. U R always the sexiest man."

Amir Hafizi berkata: "Not me?"

Rosma dan Bob menjawab: "No, not U."

Cheryl bersalaman dengan Aleya dan Amani, selain Suraya, Jebat, Amylea dan Farah.

Katanya: "Saya rasa, mungkin Jebat boleh lakon dengan Aleya dan Amani, dalam filem atau telemovie yang akan datang."

Aleya dan Amani setuju, tetapi berpendapat mereka mesti mengarahnya.

Aleya berkata: "Dia di bawah kontrol kami, Cheryl." Dia dan Amani memeluk Jebat. Cheryl memicit Jebat dengan lembutnya.

Aleya, Amani dan Cheryl mencadangkan supaya Farah dan Amylea menyanyi dalam konsert Daniel, sebab mereka semua orang Kedah.

Amylea berkata: "Saya sudah buat. Kami ni rakan sekampung."

Daniel tersenyum sambil memandang Saiful dan Adam Alli Kawi. Katanya: "Harap dapat nyanyi bersama saudara juga."

Saiful ditangkap dari belakang oleh seorang lagi Nurul iaitu Nurul Fatiha Abdul Hamid, gimnas nasional.

Nurul yang sebenar berkata: "Yang, kenalilah rakan kamek, yang juga peminat setia kita berdua."

Saiful berkata: "Kak, tahniah. U betul-betul harumkan nama negara."

Nurul Fatiha berkata: "Saiful, ku yakin kau akan harumkan nama negara kelak."

Nana memperkenalkan atlit yang kini hos TV Nik Azura Mahmood kepada saudara jauhnya Kaer. Azura memeluk Kaer dari belakang.

Kaer berkata: "Wow, Azura. Apa khabar? Ku yakin dunia seni akan lebih hebat dengan kehadiran saudari."

Nana berkata: "Kak akan bantunya sebaik mungkin dalam industri hiburan ni."

Nik Azura berkata: "Harap ku dapat interbiu saudara Kaer tersayang."

Aktres Maya Karin menangkap tangan Zamil. Katanya: "Hi, Mr HOT Pussycat."

Zamil berkata: "Oh, hi Maya. Apa avatar saudari?"

Maya berkata: "Bukan Pontianak Harum Sundal Malam. Tapi dekat. Ku boleh lemahkan musuh.

"Apa power Zamil?"

Zamil menjadi seekor kucing.

Maya berkata: "Oh, comelnya." Dia mengangkat dan memeluk kucing itu.

Adi Fashla berkata: "Patutlah Zamil ni HOT Pussycat."

Zamil bertukar menjadi dirinya semula dan berkata: "U pula Lime Juice Cat."

Maya berkata: "Suka betul U punya iklan, Adi. Atletik betul. Kau boleh bengkokkan badan macam kucing dan minum jus limau nipis."

Trish menekan butang HPnya. Sepupunya, Dianne Guerzo muncul, bersama pelakon Hans Isaac.

Hans menekan butang HPnya dan beberapa selebriti kacak muncul.

Mereka ialah David Beckham, Brad Pitt, Orlando Bloom, Zinedine Zidane, Viggo Mortensen, Eric Bana, Guy Pierce dan Russell Crowe.

Mereka bersalaman dengan Idola-Idola. Felix berkata: "Nice 2CU guys. UR great."

Dianne memeluk Felix.

Burn dan Guy berkata kepada selebriti kacak itu: "Saudara memang datang pada masa yang tepat dan kami semua memang berasa bangga berjumpa saudara.

"Bolehkah saudara ceritakan sikit sebanyak pasal Bulldogs?

Zainal tersenyum dan mendekati selebriti itu.

Katanya: "Kawanku Mr World dan saya, Mr Universe ingin interbiu saudara semua.

"Penolong saya John Tiong akan turut interbiu saudara.

"Sila duduk, guys."

Zainal menyuruh Nana mimpikan kemunculan beberapa buah kerusi. Kerusi itu muncul dengan serta-merta.

Marsha mendekati Hans. Katanya: "Kor, apa U punya power?"

Hans menjawab: "Anything U want, Marsha."

Marsha berkata: "OK."

Daphne Iking dan Hannah Tan memegang lengan Vince. Mereka memintanya berkongsi kuasanya untuk memotong bekalan tenaga musuh.

Vince berkata: "Why not?"

Linda dan Jaclyn berkata: "Kami mahukan saudari-saudari memiliki kuasa Amylea dan Amy, si Burung Borneo."

Linda dan Marsha memberitahu member Borneo Villa yang bukan member Idola: "U guys will have Anding's powers, while U girls will have Amy's powers."

Amy dan Amylea bersetuju. Anding, Reza dan Bob juga bersetuju.

Lelaki di Johor Villa, Kelantan Villa dan Istana Keluli diberi kuasa milik Zahid, Khai, Mawi, Kefli, Fuad, Daniel, Ashvin, Sahri, Adi Fashla, Zamil, Fahmy, Fazly, Faizull, Azizi, Vick, Fitri, Victor, Bob dan Anding.

Wanita di villa yang disebutkan tadi diberi kuasa milik Dina, Elliza, Amylea, Amy, Akma, Idayu, Nita, Farah Z, Xerra, Atilia, EJ dan Trish.

Lelaki dan wanita di Istana Perak, Istana Emas dan Villa Biru Elektrik diberi kuasa yang dimaksudkan tadi.

Zainal, John dan Mawi menginterbiu personaliti lelaki yang disebutkan tadi.

Interbiu itu membongkarkan beberapa perkara yang jarang diketahui pasal Bulldogs.

Ghassan Massoud, pelakon Kingdom Of Heaven, berbual dengan Zainal dan Mawi.

"That was good, guys. Now we have a potent weapon to beat off the Bulldogs," kata Ghassan.

"It is in line with the non-violence of the true Green Shirts."

Mawi berkata: "Itulah cara yang sentiasa betul dan benar."

Zainal berjumpa dengan Zul. Zul berkata: "OK, mari kita semua kerjakan Bulldogs tu."

Vince dan Zamil berada di sebuah bilik tamu di Istana Perak. Si hos TV jelita Aishah Sinclair muncul dan memeluk mereka.

Aishah bertanya: "Guys, bilik ni pusat operasi perang kah?"

Vince menjawab: "Well, one of them."

Kelly Clarkson, Carrie Underwood, Fantasia Barrino, Vonzell Solomon, Jaclyn Victor, Linda Nanuwil, Marsha Londoh, Burn Thevandran, Mas Ghani, Atilia Sarani, Felix Agus, Trish De Cruz, EJ Wong dan Yazer Yusof muncul.

Mereka diikuti oleh Nicole McKibbin, Kimberley Locke, Azizi Mohamad, Vick Teo, Victor Lee, Anding Zaini, Reza Mohamad, Fitri Zainal Abidin, Faizull Yahaya, Sahri Sarip, Fazly Zainal, Fahmy Zakaria dan Adi Fashla Juraimi.

Linda dan Marsha bertanya di manakah abang Aishah iaitu Ashraf.

Aishah menjawab: "Dia datang tak lama lagi sama Jimmy Shanley, Hani Mokhsin dan Pierre Andre."

Apabila Ashraf dan kawan-kawannya muncul, Aishah menyuruh mereka ikut arahan Kelly.

Kelly berkata: "Guys, U'll be using Vincey Baby's powers now. Have fun."

Dua orang lelaki kacak mendekati Vince, Linda, Jaclyn, Marsha dan Kelly.

Seorang berkata dia berada di Monroe, Maryland, seminggu sebelum mati.

Seorang lagi berkata dia bersama Marilyn Monroe seminggu sebelum mati.

Marsha bertanya kepada Linda: "Who are they?"

Linda menjawab: "Kor tau jawapan."

Vince memberitahu jawapannya.

Mereka ialah bekas presiden Amerika Abraham Lincoln dan John Kennedy.

Kennedy berkata kepada Jaclyn: "Hi, your name's the same as hers!"

Jaclyn berkata: "Keep well, Mr Lincoln and Mr Kennedy."

Vince bertanya: "How's Miss Monroe keeping?"

Linda, Marsha dan Jaclyn menutup mulutnya.

Kennedy berkata: "She's great. She'll be here soon."

Lincoln bertanya: "Have U seen Tom?"

Vince berkata: "Yes, here he is."

Tom Hanks mendekati Lincoln. Mereka berpelukan. Lincoln ialah nenek moyang Tom.

Tom berkata kepada Vince, Linda, Marsha, Jaclyn dan Kelly: "Fancy me being him?"

Kelly berkata: "No problem, Tom."

Marilyn muncul. Dia bersalaman dengan mereka dan memeluk Vince.

Beberapa jam kemudian, Vince dan Zamil meminum teh di ruang tamu kesukaan mereka di Istana Perak.

Linda, Marsha, Jaclyn, Kelly, Carrie, Fantasia, Vonzell, Atilia, Burn, Mas, Yazer, EJ, Felix, Trish, Adi Fashla, Sahri, Faizull, Fahmy, Fazly, Azizi, Vick, Nicole, Kimberley, Anding, Reza, Bob, Rosma, Fitri dan Victor datang menemani mereka berdua.

Begitu juga dengan personaliti yang lain dari Istana Perak.

Dua orang Bulldog, Mr Birch dan Mr Swettenham, muncul di depan mereka.

Birch dan Swettenham berkata bahawa cuaca di luar amat teruk sekarang.

"It rains all day long. Just like bloody London," kata Birch.

"And there are so many noisy frogs outside. Just like home," kata Swettenham.

Vick tersenyum. Katanya: "Did it snow like mad, dear sirs?"

Swettenham berkata "yes".

Zamil berkata: "Oh, dear. Aku tak tau mengapa cuaca sekarang gila teruk. Mesti angkara si Kucing Cheshire dari Alice In Wonderland."

Jaclyn bertanya: "Was it only both of U who suffered this terrible climate?"

Birch menjawab: "No, it was not just us."

Di bilik tamu yang lain, Zahid, Dina, Elliza, Daniel, Ruben, Clay, Justin Guarini, Bo, Jasmine, Khai, Mawi, Kefli dan Fuad minum bersama Mr Cowie.

Mereka diiringi oleh Andrew, Edlin, Zarina, Liza, Nija, Saiful, Nurul, Farah Anuar, Amy, Amylea, Atie, Azza dan Adam Alli.

Adam Mat Saman, Rydee, Ekin, Nikki, Azam, Diana, Kaer, Nana, Sufiah, Akma, Idayu, Ash, Aidil, Farah Z, Fareesya, Xerra, Nita dan kawan Sufiah, Zehra Zambri, turut muncul.

Cowie berkata: "Guys, forest fires are raging outside. Then, in a second, the climate changes and snow storms rule the day.

"The TV only shows noisy hornbills, orang utans and other animals. No entertainment. No dialogue. All very boring.

"When I went for a shower one morning, my clothes disappeared.

"I looked high and low for them, and eventually found them under my bed.

"All very creepy. All very strange."

Charles Johnson muncul. Katanya: "There were so many mice outside my window. Some even damaged the handle. Scary.

"When I turned on my TV, I could only view one programme. A scene of piranhas and sharks. Scary.

"Then, a balloon fell down from my roof. It exploded, like a bomb. Scary.

"I then opened my fridge, only to find a nasty, smelly, spiky fruit from the tropics. Must be the durian.

"When I finally went to bed, I was terrorised by persistent meows of kittens.

"Then, the fire alarm kept ringing, even though I remember turning it off."

Birch berterima kasih kepada Idola kerana memusnahkan Syaitan dalam geng Bulldogs iaitu Adolf Hitler.

Inilah kisah bagaimana Hitler dimusnahkan oleh Idola. Hitler adalah pemuja kekejaman dan pemusnahan, dan rupanya macam aktor British Bob Carlyle.

Idola juga memusnahkan samseng dari Jepun, Leftenan Akashi dan ketuanya, Jeneral Ito, kedua-duanya imej komputer dalam bentuk Izi Yahaya.

Maya membawa Zamil dan Vince ke dalam hotel milik Bulldogs dan menyuruh pegawai reception, Ito, memanggil Hitler turun ke bawah.

Setibanya Hitler di lobi hotel, dia bersalaman dengan Maya, Vince dan Zamil. Hitler membawa mereka bertiga ke biliknya untuk jamuan teh.

Maya membisikkan sesuatu ke dalam telinga Zamil. Katanya, Hitler telah memasukkan sejenis racun ke dalam teh mereka, dan racun ini akan memusnahkan semua member komuniti Baju Hijau di setiap villa.

Racun itu akan merebak melalui salaman tangan.

Zamil dan Maya akan menjadi pembawa racun itu.

Maya memberitahu Vince: "Saya rasa kawan Hitler iaitu Ito telah masukkan sejenis racun ke dalam teh Vince, yang bakal musnahkan semua orang dalam Istana Emas. Vince akan jadi pembawa racun itu."

Burn menelefon HP Vince. Katanya: "Vincey, saya ada idea bagus kat sini. Saya akan panggil Nana. Ideanya tu."

Nana sedang duduk diam di biliknya dalam Istana Keluli. Dia menelefon HP Sunan Ahmad. Sunan Ahmad muncul dengan segera.

Nana bertanya: "Sunan Ahmad, adakah salah jika saya cipta racun yang bakal musnahkan semua orang yang kejam dan jahat?"

Sunan Ahmad menjawab: "Peperangan tak salah jikalau ia adalah untuk mempertahankan diri. Tapi lebih baik untuk mengelakkan diri daripada memusnahkan orang lain.

"Jikalau saudari ingin menghapuskan kejahatan yang berleluasa, saya boleh membantu saudari, asalkan tiada pembunuhan berlaku."

Nana mendoakan supaya semua orang jahat mengecil menjadi bakteria, yang akan berhijrah ke dalam sebuah tangki najis raksasa di bawah semua villa.

Dia mendoakan supaya semua orang jahat akan hancur dan mengecil apabila member Idola mengeluarkan kata-kata kesat, kasar dan lucah.

Sunan Ahmad ghaib.

Nana menelefon HP Daniel.

Sebaik sahaja orang jahat di setiap villa menonton TV masing-masing, Nana muncul.

Dia berkata: "Kepala otak kau!"

Imejnya muncul berkali-kali dalam TV.

Orang jahat semuanya hancur dan bertukar menjadi bakteria.

Member Idola, kecuali Vince dan Zamil, duduk di ruang tamu Istana Perak.

Gwen Stefani dan Madonna mendekati Rydee. Dia amat gembira. Dia memperkenalkan Adam, Nikki, Azam dan Ekin kepada Madonna dan Gwen.

Penyanyi dari Amerika itu memeluk penyanyi dari Sabah.

Linda dan Marsha juga mendekati Madonna dan Gwen. Mereka membawa Vince kemari. Madonna dan Gwen memeluk Vince.

Madonna dan Gwen berkata: "U guys rock! See U later!"

Nik Aidil menjadi seekor kijang dan melompat ke dalam bilik Mr Hitler. Dia menjilat kaki Hitler.

Umie Aida dan Erma Fatima, kakaknya, mendekati Akashi dan Ito. Mereka menggunakan HP masing-masing untuk meletupkan penjahat itu.

Penjahat itu meletup lalu bertukar menjadi debu.

Hitler, melalui sistem komputer perisik yang dipasang oleh agen-agennya di dalam hotel itu, mendengar kekawan Idola tadi.

Dia menjerit kesakitan dan hancur. Dia bertukar menjadi bakteria. Dia dan semua penjahat yang lain, yang sudahpun menjadi bakteria, melompat ke dalam tangki najis.

Nana berkata: "Ya, Tuhanku. Mimpi ngeriku sudah tiba. Istana Perak dan Emas lebih kukuh daripada yang lain."

Sunan Ahmad berkata: "Manusia mudah jadi syaitan. Hanya dua buah rumah yang penghuninya kurang senang untuk dirasuk oleh syaitan."

Sunan Ahmad mengangkat tangannya ke langit. Woogie dan Creamy, dan Nemo, mengiau.

Sunan Ahmad berkata kepada Nana: "Cucu-cucuku, anda semua, dan kawan-kawan anda, ada tugas untuk memusnahkan kejahatan di muka bumi ini.

"Tapi, sentiasalah berkasih sayang, dan amalkan kesederhanaan.

"Jangan membenci sebab kebencian akan musnahkan anda, terutama jika anda berjaket hijau."

Katanya, adalah tanggungjawab setiap insan untuk membangunkan semula komuniti yang sudah hancur tamadunnya.

"Gunakan sejarah, budaya dan ilmu untuk membangunkan bangsa-bangsa yang dah hancur semula," katanya.

Di ruang tamu Istana Perak, Birch, Swettenham, Low, Johnson dan Cowie berkumpul. Kekawan Idola mengiringi mereka.

Si Bulldogs itu berjabat tangan dengan Kekawan Idola dan berterima kasih atas strategi Idola yang berjaya musnahkan Hitler dan agen-agennya.

Muhammad Hussain muncul.

Johnson berkata: "I don't think now's the time for us to take control of the non-Silver and non-Golden Palaces."

(Maksudnya - Saya rasa bukan masanya untuk mengambil alih villa-villa yang bukan Emas dan Perak)

Muhammad Hussain berkata: "Boleh saya hubungi Mr Ariel Sharon dari Istana Perak?"

Johnson berkata: "I don't think he is of much help now."

Ariel Sharon muncul. Katanya: "U guys are really amazing! U have made me lose my sleep and my appetite."

Amy, Amylea dan Farah berkata: "Mr Sharon, kami ingat U ni "she" bukan "he"!"

Si Bulldogs dan Sharon berkata: "Guys, we have some serious headaches. Catch U some other time. Happy New Year and Happy Christmas!"

Amy berkata: "Don't catch a cold!"

Vonzell memberus rambut Burn. Burn memandang ke arah pemegang pintu, yang diperbuat daripada logam. Ia menjadi lebur.

Bulldogs, Sharon dan Muhammad Hussain terkejut.

Swettenham berkata: "Folks, I guess we should all take a rest and think things over."

Pandak Lam, musuh lama Birch dan bekas ketua polis negeri Perak iaitu negeri asal Zahid, Elliza, Akma, Ash, Vick dan Liza, berjumpa dengan Idola.

Dia menyerupai cucu saudaranya, bekas menteri besar Perak Tan Sri Ramli Ngah Talib, yang ada bersamanya.

Lam berkata: "Tahniah, cucu cicitku. Kamu semua lebih handal dari ku."

Ramli berkata: "Siapa mereka tu?"

Zahid berkata: "Kami e-mel Tan Sri nanti, OK."

Saudara Lam, bekas pemerintah negeri Perak, Sultan Abdullah Muhammad Shah 2, muncul.

Dia diiringi oleh anaknya, pegawai tinggi kerajaan di zaman penjajahan British, Raja Chulan.

Mereka berdua menyerupai penyanyi pop dan pengacara TV dari Perak, N D Lala.

Mereka bersalaman dengan Idola.

N D Lala dan anaknya, artis baru Shahila, juga muncul.

Mereka diiringi oleh penyanyi yang sezaman dengan N D iaitu Nassier Wahab, dan raja pop Hong Kong pop, Alan Tam.

Farah dan Amylea memberitahu N D, Shahila, Nassier dan Alan: "Guys, lelaki ni adalah pengasas lagu kebangsaan Malaysia."

Lam berkata: "Sebenarnya, nenek moyangku adalah pengasas lagu tu.

"Abdullah dan Chulan ambil lagu tu balik dari tangan si Bulldog, bukan Birch, yang curinya dari keluarga ku."

Zainal Alam Kadir berkata: "It's mine. It's mine."

Nana berkata: "Kami punya. Semua Celebes punya."

The Rock, atau Dwayne Johnson, berkata: "U R right, kids!"

Adam berkata: "Aku ingat kita kena lawan gergasi."

Rydee berkata: "Dah buatlah tu, sayang."

Ekin berkata: "Bang, jangan gerak."

Ekin memicit hidung Adam. Rydee, Diana dan Nikki memeluknya. Pija Yasin, Naufara Yasin, Eyza, Gracie, Yanie Julkarim, Balkish Khan dan Azharina Azhar mengusap rambutnya.

Kaer sakit kepala. Nana, Sufiah, Akma, Idayu, Farah Z, Xerra, Nita, Zehra dan Farah Fauzana memeluknya.

Shahila memberus rambutnya.

Saiful juga sakit kepala. Dia dipeluk oleh Nurul, Farah, Amy, Amylea, Atie, Azza dan artis baru Shiha Zikir, Diana Ariffin, Majmin Samiran, Felicia Gek dan Norsila Talahan.

Dina bertanya kepada Daniel: "How R U, bro?"

Daniel, yang dipeluk oleh Elliza, berkata: "Still sakit, tapi baik sikit."

Elliza berkata: "U sentiasa hebat, Kor. U gunakan kuasa mu untuk kebaikan manusia. Dan Elliza bagi sokongan."

Zahid berkata: "Nice work, Daniel. U betul-betul super hero."

Sunan Ahmad dan Zulkarnain muncul. Mereka berkata: "Anda semua baru saja mendapat pengajaran yang berharga di Taman Memori tadi."

Kaer bertanya: "What is it?"

Sunan Ahmad menjawab: "Tu semua pasal tamadun manusia. Zaman lampaunya, zaman kini, dan masa depannya. Semuanya diringkaskan."

Farah berkata: "Maksud Sunan, kami semua dah tau sikit pasal perhubungan antarabangsa?"

Zul berkata: "Macam tu lah. Not bad, kids."

Zainal berkata kepada Zul: "Hey, fatty. Kerja bagus."

Zul berkata: "No problem, skinny."

Sunan Ahmad mengarahkan Kaer meletakkan bukunya di atas tanda X di dinding Villa Kelantan. Kaer berbuat begitu.

Kekawan Idola dan sahabat-sahabat mereka ghaib, dan muncul semula di rumah masing-masing.

Kelly yang berada di rumahnya bersama Carrie, Fantasia, Jaclyn, Vanessa, Vince, Linda, Marsha, Vonzell, Sharmila, Burn, Mas, Atilia, Trish, Felix, Yazer dan EJ mengirim SMS kepada semua member Idola dan kawan-kawan mereka dari dunia sukan dan hiburan.

Katanya: "Let's all have a minute of silence as we herald the new year."

Idola-idola dan kawan-kawan mereka pun diam untuk seminit.

Sebaik sahaja minit itu berlalu, Farah Z yang berada di rumahnya bersama Kaer, Nana, Sufiah, Akma, Idayu, Fareesya, Xerra, Nita, Zehra, Farah Fauzana, Ash, Aidil, Mike, Zul dan Zainal Alam Kadir, berkata: "Happy New Year, guys. Hope U each make a resolution."

Kaer berkata: "Saya punya agak simple. Agar ilmu yang ditimba di Taman Memori tidak disia-siakan oleh semua orang."

Nana, Sufiah, Akma, Idayu, Fareesya, Xerra dan Nita bersetuju dengannya.

Zainal Alam Kadir berkata: "Saya punya, agar John Tiong selamat dari bom macam tahun dulu."