Novel 22 - The Mamee Monster Returns

Meow! This is Nemo the magical cat.

Enjoy the Idols’ latest adventure.

The Mamee Monster is the mascot of Mamee, an instant noodle brand in Malaysia.

He resembles the Cookie Monster and Grover of Sesame Street.

Cuddly and friendly, he’s suddenly become destructive, in the Idols’ latest trip into Nemo’s alternate universe.

He attacks anybody whose ethics and activities are questionable.

The politicians of Malaysia and the world see him as a curse and want him destroyed.

But he is invincible.

Nemo is unable to think of a way to defeat him, and the Idols must help him.

The arts fraternity of Malaysia believes that the Mamee monster is divine retribution for the sins of people with power.

“It’s God’s wrath for the cruelties of those in power,” say playwright Kee Thuan Chye and actor Patrick Teoh.

“Taxpayers must be more vocal and alert to society’s biggest ills,” say playwrights U-En Ng, Shanon Shah and Mark De Silva.

Veteran producers Datuk Faridah Merican, Jo Kukathas and Joe Hasham and dance practitioners Ramli Ibrahim and Joseph Gonzales advise the arts fraternity to uphold liberalism and pluralism in society as the best defence against the further attacks of the monster.

Film-makers Yasmin Ahmad, Mamat Khalid, U-Wei Saari, Amir Muhammad and James Lee believe that the monster is a “passing thunderstorm”.

Freddie Fernandez, head of the Malaysian Artistes’ Association believes there should be a quota imposed on negative foreign monsters in Malaysia.

However, his fellow producer Ahmad Izham Omar of 8TV disagrees, saying that the monster’s emergence is the result of the ‘evils within’.

Astro’s radio stations chief Kudsia Kahar suggests Nemo the magical cat pay a brief visit to Europe, the First World, so that he can find inspiration to battle the monster.

She alerts Khai Wahi and his wife Rosma Sidik, who are having a meal with Bob Usop and Reza Mohamad.

“OK, Kak Kudsia. Should not be a problem,” says Khai.

Artistes from around the world agree with their Malaysian counterparts.

"Indeed, the evil of the human race has brought forth the blue monster," say Indonesian musician Ahmad Dhani and his band Dewa 19, Australian stars Eric Bana and Russell Crowe, American stars Phillip Hoffmann and Samuel Jackson, British stars Jason Statham, Pierce Brosnan, Clive Owen, Daniel Craig and Jude Law, Hong Kong stars Aaron Kwok and Tony Leung, and Taiwanese pop acts Fahrenheit and FIR.

Nemo meets up with his relatives, Taufan, Omen and Stone. They are somewhere atop a beautiful mountain in Switzerland, enjoying the cool, Alpine air.

Stone says: "I've just had a vision. We have to visit the birthplace of the Tango King, where a melting, green sword was forged."

Taufan says: "We also have to be washed by the Fa Mulans of AXN and eat out of the hands of the Hong Konger who shares a similar name with one of the brave ladies' elder brother."

Omen says: "Last but not least, we have to meet the heir of Europe's greatest sheikh, who emerged from the Franks."

Nemo says: "Interesting. But first, we must get help from all our human friends."

"Hi, guys!" say surprise visitors David Archuleta, David Cook, Michael Johns, Chikezie Ezie, Jason Castro, Danny Noriega, Jordin Sparks, Stephanie Edwards, Melinda Doolittle, Lakisha Jones, Vonzell Solomon, Nadia Turner, Nikko Smith, Anwar Robinson, Paris Bennett, Lisa Tucker, Elliott Yamin, Tamyra Gray, Jennifer Hudson, Latoya London, Vince Chong, Burn Thevandran, Yazer Yusof, Mas Ghani, Velvet Aduk, Rich Gimbang, Karen Tan, Joni Tham, Suki Low, Stacy Anam, Stanly David, Ebi Yaimal, Lotter Edin, Candy Clement, Felix Agus, Mark Lorin, Ab Dungot, Shone Majimbun, Atilia Sarani, EJ Wong, Trish De Cruz and Dianne Guerzo.

They are joined by The Amazing Race Asia, Gang Starz and So You Think You Can Dance Malaysia participants and the shows' hosts.

"Let's all have a meal, before we go on our next amazing race!"

Kelly Clarkson learns from Bo Bice, Taylor Hicks, Chris Daughtry, Ruben Studdard, Clay Aiken, Justin Guarini, Mandisa Hundley, Jasmine Trias, Blake Lewis, Chris Richardson, Phil Stacey and Sanjaya Malakar that there is a plan by the US Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) to transform the Mamee Monster into a white Persian cat in order to tame it.

She tells her circle members that it would be a great disaster for Nemo.

“We cannot let this happen to Nemo. The monster may be invincible but Nemo is not. He may get himself into trouble with the armed and dangerous,” says Carrie Underwood.

“But in order to save Nemo, and everyone else, we must tame the monster our way,” says Fantasia Barrino.

“Yes, we cannot destroy him. We can only make him harmless,” says Jaclyn Victor.

Carly Smithson, Kristy Cook, Brooke White, Syesha Mercado, Ramiele Malubay, Kellie Pickler, Katharine McPhee, Haley Scarnato and Gina Glocksen advise Kelly to enlist the full support of Hollywood's stars and their counterparts in European and Asian TV and cinema.

Adam Mat Saman does not feel too well. Camping in a living room within Farhan Azizan’s mysterious universe of doors and rooms, he tells Ayu Damit that perhaps the Mamee Monster is making him sick.

“Bang, don’t worry. We can all tame the blue thing together,” she says.

“And our dear friend Ben Ibrahim of Labuan will lend us a hand.”

Ekin Rahman approaches Adam and feels his temperature.

“Bang, it’s gonna be all right. I’ll just manipulate the white mouse avatar from here. And you can handle the pink rabbit from here, too,” she says, icing Adam’s arms and face with a cool towel.

Nikki Palikat, Nora Daud, Noni Zainuddin, Candy Clement, Diana DeGarmo, Yanie Julkarim, Fiq Halim, Naufara Yasin, Pija Yasin, Balkish Khan, Azharina Azhar, Farish Aziz, Ejarn Tahir, Sabhi Saddi, Rydiana Rahim, Azam Yakob, Farha Jasmen, Hafizi Taip and Han Yunus join them in the room.

Nikki smacks Adam’s ear gently. She says: “You’ve been working too hard, darling. Perhaps, it’s time to take a break.”

Nora and Noni hug him. “Kor, take it easy. We’ll deal with him,” they say.

In another living room, Dafi Ismail Sabri suffers the same symptoms as Adam.

His head rests on the lap of Ika Rahim, and she cups his pretty face, lovingly massaging his cheeks with her thumbs.

Mila Jirin and Nadia Hasnan ice Dafi’s face with cool towels, while Shila Amir Amzah and Zila Seeron handle his arms and belly.

“Yang, the monster’s got a virus, but it’s gonna be over soon,” says Mila.

“Bang, hang on there. It’s OK,” says Nadia.

Kaer Azami, Nana Mahazan, Akma Abdullah, Sufiah Noor, Idayu Yaakob, Ashvin Nair, Aidil Zamri, Awal Ashaari, Iz Sulaini, Faizal Tahir, Nita Hamzah, Farah Asyikin Zulkifli, Xerra Zaimi, Xerra’s younger sister Nor Fatimah Zaimi, Nor Fatimah’s chum Alam Abdul Rahman, Farhan Azizan, Nubhan Ahamad, Shawal Ruslan, Diya Kholid, Dekna Ahmad, Shafiq Ramadzan, Anny Shariff, Mimi Shamsuddin, Zana Hanizan, Aizat Amdan, Rina Azahar, Tiara Hassan, Aliya Abu Hassan, Riz Zaizizi, Yana Omar, Naim Salmi, Lufya Omar, Diddy Muhid, Nieyl Zailani, Faizal Ramly, Heliza Helmi, Aswad Jaafar, Faisal Abdullah and Alif Razali, and TV personalities Fara Fauzana, Faizal Ismail and the Hot FM and Suria FM radio station crews approach them.

“The wolf cubs will multiply and protect the monster. We’ve got more than enough of them,” says Shila, Mila, Ika, Nadia and Zila.

Handsome actors Iqram Dinzly, Fizz Fairuz and Ashraf Muslim approach Dafi. "Can we help?" they ask Nadia and Mila.

Their good friends Tasha Nordin, Liya Khairul, Rosliza Rosli, Nieyl Zailani, Raja Farah, Sherry Ibrahim, Fouziah Ghous, Scha, Intan Ladyana, Irma Hasmie, Nora Danish, Ainul Aishah, Farah Alya, Almy Nadia, Elyana Emrizal and Liyana Jasmay rebuke them.

"The healing power's with us, guys."

Zul Huzaimy, Malaysia's Edward Norton, and Zed Zaidi, Malaysia's Nicholas Tse, advise the Malaysian celebrities in Dafi's living room to empower themselves with the power of all members of Dafi's circle.

The male celebrities receive the powers of male members of Dafi's circle.

"Remember. We are not fighting a monster. We are helping a monster repent his evil ways. Violence should only be used as a last resort, against those who want to hurt the monster," say Zul and Zed.

"When the monster is in trouble, we should attack fast and furious. Maximum impact."

Shukor Ibrahim, Zizan Nin, Zamarul Hisham, Zizan Razak, Nabil Ahmad, Cham Ahmad, Ruffedge (new and old), VE (new and old), the stars of hit films Brainscan, Tentang Bulan, Waris Jari Hantu, Jangan Pandang Belakang, Hati Malaya, Cuci, Duyung, Wayang, Cicak Man, Susuk, Anak Halal, Evolusi KL Drift, Impak Maksima, Anak, Nana Tanjung, Gangster, Kayangan, Bilut, Dunia Baru, Kami, Selamat Pagi Cinta, Pungguk Rindukan Bulan, Gerak Khas and Tipu Kanan Tipu Kiri, the Fabulous Cats, Ija Arshad, Beego, Zally Hussein, Sofaz, Hujan, Meet Uncle Hussain, Pop Shuvit, Estrella, Couple, Lab Rats, Too Phat, Love Me Butch, One Buck Short, Bittersweet, Skudap Skudip, Melissa Maureen, Syanie, Jue Aziz, Ruhil Amani, Noniswara Baharuddin, Norish Karman, Nadia Mustafar, Sharifah Aqilah, Sharifah Sahora, Hani Hamid, Elite (new and old), Malaysian theatre stars, and Malaysia's past and present TV hosts agree with Zul and Zed.

Edward Norton and Nicholas Tse contact Zul and Zed. They tell them that the stars of the West and East are sharing the powers of Kelly's circle in their bid to protect the Mamee Monster.

Nadia tells Mila: "Kak, I'm glad all Malaysian celebrities are with us. Unity Is Strength, as our national slogan says."

Mila says: "We ladies have a second duty. Heal our dear Mr Brands Essence Of Chicken and Cornetto."

Gita Gutawa, Dafi's fellow Cornetto ambassador, and her father, Indonesian composer Erwin Gutawa arrive with Roslan Aziz, Dick Lee, Fauziah Latiff, Datuk Zahim Albakri and Adlin Aman Ramlie.

"Hi, Mila," says Gita.

Erwin says: "Nemo just told us, let him smell some Wall's ice-cream. He'll slowly recover."

Farhan sketches a tub of Wall's and Zila opens it.

Gita feels Dafi's forehead. His temperature drops.

"It's working," she says, hugging Mila and Nadia. "Don't cry, kak!"

The Malaysian artistes gather in a gigantic conference hall in Farhan’s alternate universe.

Rusdi Ramli and his mother Norlia Ghani tell the crowd that they had a vision that the monster can be tamed if he sees Labour Brand cooking oil.

Habsah Hassan and Rubiah Suparman say that Golden Goose cooking oil can do the same to the monster.

Rusdi’s wife Sharon Paul, her good friend Gayathri Pillai, Rosyam Nor, Ziela Jalil, Fauziah Ahmad Daud and Murali Abdullah nod in agreement.

Pierre Andre and his mother Khatijah Tan remind the crowd to “not look back” and settle all their differences amicably, because the monster thrives on disunity.

Datuk Sarimah Ahmad, Adlin, AC Mizal, Azwan Ali, Aznil Nawawi and their family celebrities, Yati Tasrip, Shila Amin, and Rosyam’s cousins Khadijah Ibrahim and Faizal Hussein and their family celebrities smile in agreement.

Adlin says: “Leave it to me, the master magician of Malaysia. I’ll inject a ‘susuk’ into him. But it can only work if the tasks Nemo wants us to do are completed.”

“White magic indeed, Adlin,” say Tan Sri Jins Shamsuddin, Aziz Osman and his family celebrities, Nur Aliah Abdullah, and Amir Muhammad and his Da Huang Pictures pals.

Azwan and Adlin tell the crowd: “Don’t sleep yet. The spell will only work if you stay awake, says Nemo.”

Datuk Jalaluddin Hassan says: “I’ll do the viper stuff if anybody tries to harm Nemo and the monster. I can be male or female. It’s equally poisonous.”

Datuk Mahadzir Lokman, Adibah Noor, Dian Ramlee, Nasir Ramlee, Sean Ghazi, Stephen Hughes, Douglas Lim and Colin Kirton smile. “I knew he’d say that,” says Mahadzir.

The Akademi Fantasia principals Freddie Fernandez, Ramli MS, Ramli Sarip, M Nasir and Roslan Aziz remind the crowd to make sure the monster is unhurt.

“Simon Cowell and gang told us, if he’s hurt, he’ll multiply and become fiercer,” say the principals.

Michael Xavier Voon, Rahmat Haron, Farid Jamaluddin, Bob Adzim, Amerul Affendi, Azfar Baginda, Farah Rani, Iedil Putra and his sisters, Chris Ling, Tisha Zainal, Nita Hamid, Liza Othman, Juhara Ayob, Ani Mayuni, Abby Nazri, her brother Ahmad Idham, David Teo and the Malaysian theatre fraternity believe that the CIA has a cat in its possession.

Freddie and Tony Fernandes say: “Yes, Ryan Seacrest just told me they have a Persian cat named Ghost, one of Nemo’s magical cousins.”

Tony suggests that the Idols with cat and mouse avatars all visit the CIA HQ and corner Ghost.

“Mawi Ani, Kefli Idir, Fuad Azri, Aswad Jaafar, Shafiq Ramadzan and Shawal Ruslan can sweeten the air there,” says Teo.

Pierre and Que tell him they have lemon-flavoured avatars. Pierre’s is a cat while Que’s is a rabbit and weasel.

“The more the merrier,” they say.

Toi Baharom says he will send the sounds of his angklung into the HQ, to calm everybody.

Low Ngai Yuen and her pals, the past and present 3R hosts, Hannah Tan, Chelsia Ng, Amber Chia, Soo Wincci, Gloria Ting, Melissa Campbell, Amelia Henderson, Rashidi Ishak, Vanida Imran, Tony Eusoff, Jon Putra, Xandria Ooi, Daphne Iking, Sheahnee Lee, Naz Rahman, Elaine Daly, Hans Isaac, Harith Iskander and Ida Nerina (all associated with Kelly’s circle) advise him to send the sounds of his angklung from his HP to those of the cat and mouse avatar owners.

Fatimah Abu Bakar and her children tell Farah Anuar’s circle members that it was great that they enlisted the help of everyone in the entertainment industry.

Sharifah Amani, Sharifah Aleya, Cheryl Samad, Ezlynn, Yasin Sulaiman, Eiya Othman, Farid Kamil and Shafie Naswip tell Farah, Amylea Azizan, Dayang Nurfaizah, Nurul Hamid, Atie Abu Bakar, Azza Suaymi and Amy Azlan to take care of Saiful Bakeri lest his gets hurt through the use of their common powers.

Amani and Cheryl say: “We’ll lend a hand to help the Kitten of Kitten City.”

Amirul Ghazali, Rizal Ayub and Adam Alli Kawi tell Saiful that perhaps, the monster will change his ways if he hears them meowing as kittens.

Zaibo appears with Sharifah Shahirah, her sister Sharifah Haslinda, Faizal Ramly, Heliza Helmi and Mila Jirin.

He says they are not the Simpsons of Malaysia all the time.

Zamil Idris is with his Hello On Two co-hosts, past and present.

Vick Teo, Victor Lee, Azizi Mohamad, Reza Mohamad, Fitri Zainal Abidin, Anding Zaini, Adi Fashla Juraimi, Sahri Sarip, Fazly Zainal, Faizull Yahaya, Fahmy Zakaria, Nicole McKibbin and Kimberley Locke are also with them.

Zamil tells them that his grand uncle Haji Mahadi was the Clark Gable of Malaysia.

"Wonderful!" say Nicole and Kimberley.

"Did he love pussycats, too?" asks Adi Fashla.

"Of course he did. We all do, don't we?" says Zamil.

Zamil tells them that the Tango King is former Malaysian Deputy Prime Minister Tun Dr Ismail Abdul Rahman.

"I was in a play about Ismail's life early this year. But only during the rehearsals, since I fell ill and could not continue with it," he said.

Reza says: "Oh, yes. Datuk Faridah produced it. I wanted to come and see it but was too busy at radio station Era FM."

Zamil says: "Let's meet the cast and crew of Ismail - The Last Days in Kuala Lumpur Performing Arts Centre. Ismail's relatives in show business will also be there. There's a sports personality too."

Anding says: "Datin Seri Tiara Jacquelina will be there too."

At the KLPAC, the members of Zamil's circle and his Hello On Two pals meet all of Malaysia's leading English theatre personalities.

Faridah and Joe Hasham tell them that indeed, Ismail was the Tango King.

Ismail's nephews Sean Ghazi, his grandson Seth Taufik, Datuk Mahadzir Lokman and Stephen Rahman Hughes confirm it. So does golfer Vijay Singh, a brother-in-law of Ismail.

Mahadzir says: "The home is the palace of the Sultan of Johor. Most of we Johor-Riaus have the blood of Johor's kings and hail from the palace.

Fazly, a Johorean, says: "Guess we should put all our powers in Adlin's susuk, mix it with cooking oil and inject it into the monster."

Sofea Jane tells Gavin Yap that the susuk is Malaysian entertainment's most infamous 'urban legend'.

Gavin says he never believed it, and neither did his aunt, director Nancie Foo and her best pals Wendy Wong and Eddie Pak, who are with them.

In the CIA HQ, the cat avatars chase the mouse avatars all around the building.

Toi's angklung sounds calm everybody and they, and the computer systems, all fall asleep.

Ghost jumps out of his room and chases the mice.

The cats and mice, and Que's rabbit avatar, dive into a large trap door created by Farhan to bring them back into her universe.

John Tiong sits in a living room with all Malaysian entertainment journalists.

He is showing them his collection of poetry which has been published internationally.

John tells them that he is a big fan of Jalaluddin Rumi.

Joe Lee, Meor Shariman and fellow entertainment writers agree with him.

Joe wonders if Johann Goethe was the "Sheikh" Nemo, Omen, Taufan and Stone were talking about.

"It's him all right," says Shuib. "Saw it in Wikipedia."

"And his heir is Mr Casablanca himself, Bertie Higgins. Perhaps we should tell Kelly and friends to meet him in Key Largo."

The cats are given a wash in a cool stream by Zabrina Fernandez, Tee Joe Jer, Ida Nerina, Tania Khan, and Vince's sisters Pamela and Vanessa Chong.

The rest of Kelly's circle catches up with them. So do the English language DJs of Malaysia.

Vince tells David Archuleta: "Hey! I almost thought you were Shuib Taib's nephew. You'll meet Shuib soon. He's a brilliant man."

David Archuleta replies: "I'd love to. Is there a Malaysian David Cook?"

David Cook says: "I guess Rich, Yazer and I have a lot in common."

Stacy Anam, Joni Tham, Suki Low, Karen Kong, Cherilyn Lim (Che'Nelle), Melissa Campbell, Marsha Londoh, Linda Nanuwil, Burn, Mas Ghani, Stanly David, EJ Wong, Trish De Cruz, Dianne Guerzo, Belinda Chee, Marion Caunter, Adam Carruthers, Atilia Sarani, Karen Tan, Velvet Aduk, Rich Gimbang, Yazer Yusof, Felix Agus, Lotter Edin, Ebi Yaimal, Ab Dungot, Mark Lorin and Shone Majimbun introduce David Cook to talented Malaysian singers Point Blank and Paolo Delfino.

"I'm from Ipoh, like Shila, Vick, Ashvin, Salima and Joni," says Point Blank.

"And I'm the nephew of Alex Delfino To of Hong Kong," says Paolo.

David Cook says he is honoured to meet the duo and hopes Malaysian music will grow stronger in the years to come.

Johan Farid Khairuddin tells the Idols and their allies that he is proud of them, because they are great role models for youths.

"U guys are doing a great job protecting humanity from its own stupidity. Keep it up," he says.

He reveals that John Travolta and family recently met up with him and they had a preview of Bolt.

"Bolt's pals looked like Sahri and Fazly," says Burn. "The cat was Fazly. The hamster was Sahri."

The Senario comedians, past and present, also arrive in Switzerland. Azlee Jaafar, Mazlan Ahmad, Wahid Mohamad, Hamdan Ramli, Illya Shahrom, Shamsul Azhar Alaiddin, Farouk Hussein and Yassin Yahya remind Saiful Azam Yusoff that Cicak Man is unable to fight the Mamee monster.

Saiful Azam replies: "Don't underestimate Cicak Man. My lizard sense tells me he is turning pink."

Rashidi Ishak and Vanida Imran arrive with Tony Eusoff. They tell him that he may be the Malaysian Hugh Jackman but he cannot become Wolverine.

Tony says: "Oh, yes I can." He shows them his Wolverine claws.

Hugh appears with Kylie and Danii Minogue, and Michael Johns, and they smile at the Malaysian trio.

The Australian trio tell the Malaysians to catch Hugh's new movie Australia.

"I've just seen it," says Alvin Wong.

Rashidi's pals Yasmin Ashraff and Masnaida Shamsuddin have seen it, too.

"We made full use of our jumper powers," they say.

Malaysian cartoonist Ridzwan Rahim tells the Idols that his newly created superhero The Super Sleeper of Malaysia is capable of taming the monster.

He says: "Nemo told me that Adlin should don the dress of this superhero."

Sarimah Ibrahim says: "Wow! Keep on playing Ridz."

Natalie Kniese and Serena C receive a photo of the Mamee Monster. He has turned pink with a yellow nose. Zabrina's brother JJ, Phat Fabes and Rudy, all Astro DJs, think he is cute in pink.

"You're still pinker, Adam C," Natalie and Serena tell Adam Carruthers, as they feel his cheeks.

"Yeah, spot on," says Marion, as she does the same.

Adam C says: "I guess pink is the new blue for now."

Jermaine Jackson, Michael Jackson, Sting, Kool And The Gang (old and new members), David Chappelle, Harry Belafonte and Wesley Snipes meet up at a restaurant owned by Bertie Higgins in Florida.

They are joined by rockers Until June, hip-hoppers The DEY, Shayne Ward and Flo Rida, who have all visited Malaysia.

Yusuf G, Bryan Adams, the Rolling Stones, the Beatles, Queen, Scorpions, Led Zeppelin, Guns And Roses, Deep Purple, Modern Talking, Wyclef Jean, Usher, Bobby Brown, Hammer, Chris Brown, The Outkast, Destiny's Child, The Bee Gees, The Alleycats, Sweet Charity, The Blues Gang, Alanis Morrisette, Avril Lavigne, Mike Myers, Jack Black, Adam Sandler, Robert Downey Jr and George Michael also appear, followed by pop queens Madonna, Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, Shirley Bassey, Whitney Houston, Lauryn Hill, Annie Lennox, Alicia Keys, Reba McEntire, Tracy Chapman, Christina Aguilera, Shakira, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Amy Winehouse and Gwen Stefani, and the rest of the English language showbusiness world.

Jermaine, Michael, the Bell brothers of Kool And The Gang, David, Harry and Wesley are famous Americans.

Kelly's circle and their friends who were with them in Switzerland finally arrive.

They are joined by Alam and his fellow journalists, and the Hong Kong entertainment fraternity, including Alam's heroes Aaron Kwok, Edison Chen, Leon Lai, Hacken Lee, Jacky Cheung, Samo Hung, Jackie Chan, Chow Yun Fatt and Alan Tam.

Zulkarnain Taib and his old friends Eugene Foo, Sager Ahmad and the New Straits Times travel writers follow suit.

Wyclef tells them that he is named for John Wycliffe, the father of reformation.

Bertie greets all of them. He says: "Wow! So many of you know about Mr Goethe. Any sign of Mr Blue?"

Kelly says: "10 seconds. He'll be here with Nemo, the cat and mouse avatars, a Malaysian rabbit, and Ruben's circle, both Americans and Malaysians."

Alam tells Sting: "We first met in Hong Kong. We took a photo together and I captioned it "My Funny Friend And Me"."

Sting replies: "Mine's captioned "The Emperor's New Groove"."

Aaron Kwok and Alan Tam say: "When's our turn?" Alam says: "Coming up!"

Ruben's and Zamil's circles arrive. Khai Wahi, Rosma Sidik, Akhil Hayy, Waheeda, the Rabbani and Raihan spiritual groups (old and new), Bob Usop, Reza Mohamad, Zahid Baharuddin, Dina Nadzir, Elliza Razak, Daniel Lee, Siti Sarah Raisuddin, Alif Satar, Zaihanee Zainal Abidin, Mawi Ani, his wife Ekin Rahmat, her sister Ain Rahmat, the Rafar sisters, Haziq Rosebi, Salima Habibi, Fatin Yahya, Shahron Hussein, Malisa Janudin, Kefli Idir, Fuad Azri, Azizi Mohamad, Fitri Zainal Abidin, Anding Zaini, Victor Lee and Vick Teo introduce all of them to Mahadzir Lokman and his prominent relatives in the arts.

They include entertainment journalist Adam Salleh, his mother Raja Hamidah, Intan Sarafina, Tiara Hassan, Aziz Osman, Zul Osman, Sean Ghazi, Stephen Rahman Hughes, Julie Dahlan, Wan Maimunah, Wan Sharmila (who has been helping Mila, Nadia, Ika and Shila tend to Dafi), and Raja Azura.

Mahadzir says his famous intellectual uncle Ungku Aziz and his family could not make it but sends them his warmest regards.

Aziz introduces the crowd to his ex-wife Nur Aliah Abdullah of Melaka, veteran film star Mariani and her children Melissa Saila and Rozita Rohaizad, the theatre stars of Malaysia, Tiara Jacquelina and her husband Datuk Effendi Norwawi (relative of Anding).

Deja Moss and Camelia Khalid of Sarawak give Tiara, Effendi and Anding a HP call and tell them that they are at the Royal Palace of Johor Baru.

Tennis legend John McEnroe and most of the major icons of the sport meet up with the visitors to the palace. They recently appeared in a friendly match in Kuala Lumpur.

Jimmy Connors and Roger Federer tell the crowd that the monster will make his way to Florida first before landing in the palace.

The tennis stars receive a call from Tiger Woods who is in Thailand and Michael Schumacher in Germany, wishing them a Happy Christmas.

Lisdawati, her husband Fauzi Nawawi, Rita Rudaini, Eira Syazira, Farahdhiya and Farawahida meet Dafi. The beauties hug him, Kaer and Nubhan, while Fauzi says the Mamee Monster is the real Tar Man of legend.

"This is worse than the Tar Man. He does not need a full moon to attack," says Fauzi, who is best known for acting as the Tar Man, and who with his wife Lisdawati competed with Khai and Rosma in Dancing With The Stars Malaysia.

Fauzi tells Natasha Hudson that Dafi will slowly recover, and they need not worry about his condition.

Lisdawati and Rita tell the beauties in Dafi's living room to "keep up the pressure" on the sick Idol's pressure points.

Dafi remains asleep and in agony, with his head resting on Ika's lovely legs and cupped between her strong but smooth arms. Her well-manicured fingers grip his aching jaw, while her thumbs massage and lovingly prick his pretty cheeks.

Mila and Nadia have their iron grips firmly on Dafi's bleeding nose, while Zila, Gita, Elyana, Liyana Jasmay, Sherry and Shila press a wound that opened on his chest.

In Florida, the Idols and their friends are joined by Emile Abusada, a Palestinian businessman based in Malaysia who organises the annual Ziryab Arab Music Festivals in Kuala Lumpur that feature the best of Arab pop stars.

He introduces them to the Arab stars who visited and performed in Malaysia (including those who were not brought to Kuala Lumpur by his company) and they include Toni Qattan, Myriam Fares and Haifa Wehbe.

Jaclyn introduces them to Reshmonu. She says: "Resh is a big fan. He wishes all of you a Happy X-Mas and Aidil Adha. You guys and girls are always welcome in KL."

The Arab stars also greet Betty Banafe and her niece Lufya Omar, who are themselves part-Arab.

Betty asks Lufya where are the rest of her circle's members.

She replies: "Either in the Ocha Sea or back in Farhan's living room.

"Those in the Ocha Sea are Kaer, Nana, Sufiah, Akma, Aizat, Zana, Aswad, Faizal Ramly, Heliza, Faisal, Alif Razali, Diddy, Awal, Naim, Farhan, Nubhan, Shafiq, Dekna, Diya, Shawal, Nik Aidil, Idayu, Ashvin Nair, Xerra, Nor Fatimah, Alam Abdul Rahman, Anny Shariff, Mimi Shamsuddin, Aliya Abu Hassan, Iz, Nita, Faizal Tahir, Farah Asyikin, Riz, Yana, Tiara and Rina Azahar."

Heliza Helmi and Farawahida comfort Aiman Sidik in the Ocha Sea. "Relax! U will get use to it," they tell him as they massage his chest, neck and back.

Zizan Razak and Faizal Ramly tell Aiman: "Ocha's cool bro! It's a healer."

Aiman says: "Some things need getting used to. At the present it's a bit 'geli' (tickly)."

Farawahida telephones Mila and asks about Dafi. She says: "Keep up the pressure. I'll be back to help later."

Noryn Aziz speaks to Sufiah Noor. She introduces Sufiah to rocker Ikhwal Ismail, nicknamed Malaysia's David Archuleta.

Sufiah congratulates Noryn and Ikhwal for representing Malaysia in the World Performing Arts Festival in the United States.

Like Dina and Toi before them, they did a great job.

She also sends her warmest regards to Ikhwal's father, rocker Mel who is a dear friend of Malaysian rock kings Suhaimi Abdul Rahman (Amy Search) and Azhar Osman (Awie).

"U r a chick magnet, dear Ikhwal," she says, as she and Noryn rub him.

Ikhwal also greets Kaer, Nana, Akma and the rest of the group.

Rusdiana Rusli also meets them, and hugs Kaer.

"Like your role in Ampang Medical. U can heal others on screen and off-screen, too," he says, referring to Rusdiana's ability to heal Dafi.

Rashidi and Vanida bring Masnaida and Yasmin to Dafi's living room.

DJ Ikhwan Rosli and his little actress pal Sarah Nizam, as well as the cast of the films Tentang Bulan (Moonlight Kids), Brainscan, Congkak and Budak Kelantan (Kelantan Boys), and TV series Pepaya are already in the room.

Masnaida and Yasmin tell Mila: "Dafi's still weak. We'll help you. But please tell Nana Mahazan to act fast and pool our powers together."

Nana sends SMS messages to all the Idols and their friends. She instructs them to beam their powers into Adlin's laboratory.

Zul Yahya tells Farhan: "I'm Pepaya, Malaysia's answer to The Thing. Mike Chiklis has seen me and he likes it."

Farhan hugs Alex Wong, the new Malaysian Elvis and introduces him to the Idols. "He'll be singing at Christmas," she says.

Sharifah Amani meets Que Haidar and his fiancee Linda Jasmine Hashim, one of the Akademi Fantasia teachers who runs a dance school with Vince and his sisters.

She tells them: "Poor Saiful is not feeling well. We don't have much time.

My sister Aleya, Cheryl Samad, Ezlynn, Farid Kamil and I will be in Saiful's living room.

Kak Linda, use the powers of Vince's circle.

Que, use the power of Saiful's circle.

Be the lemon juice weasel or rabbit, like Jude Law."

Bienda, her mother Sheeda, Irma Hasmie, Danny Anwar and Asrul Kamarulzaman of Budak Kelantan tell Kaer and Aidil that they will help their circle and "finish off" the real monsters who make the Mamee monster dangerous.

Asrul says: "Don't worry. I'm not playing a monster today."

Rebecca Nur feels Kaer's temperature. She tells Nana to cup Kaer's face tightly as he's got a terrible fever.

Hunny Madu, her brother Hafiz, Awal and Dynas Mokhtar approach Kaer and Nana. Hunny tells Akma to do what is necessary immediately. She pinches Kaer's nose tightly.

Datuk Ahmad Jais tells Haziq and his cousins Muhaizan Ahmad and Iqbal Mazlan to send their squirrel avatars to Adlin quickly.

He says: "I'm sending mine too. And I'm not a badger. I'm Andy Williams.

Squirrel all the way.

Sir Cliff Richard is the badger.

Tan Sri SM Salim's is the cool, black cat."

Karen Nunis meets Jaclyn and Reshmonu.

She says: "I've got Resh's magic powers. Ours is the super knife-shooting fingers."

Fara Fauzana introduces Kaer and Nana to Dino Omar, her broadcaster pal from Astro TV.

Hugging him, she says: "Dino's the hottest man in Astro today."

Dino tells Kaer: "Hold on, bro. Fara will heal you somehow."

Lisa Surihani, Faezah Elai, Ainul Aishah, Fouziah Ghous, Intan Ladyana, Rozita Che Wan and her sisters, and Indah Ruhaila and Airis Yasmin attend to sick Dafi.

They tell Mila to increase the power of the aircon.

The independent rock groups such as Meet Uncle Hussain, Hujan, Pop Shuvit, Skudap Skudip, Estrella and Couple advise Mila to release not just fearsome wolves but adorable wolf cubs.

They reason that the monster cannot be tamed by fierce creatures alone, but also by cutesy ones.

Farhan says: "Oh, dear. Poor Nubhan's not well now."

Adibah Noor, Shafie Naswip, the Jangan Ketawa cast, The Alleycats (and the late Loganathan's talented kids), Raja Atilia and her mother Salamiah Hassan, tell Atilia Sarani and Burn Thevandran that the monster has to be fed a delicious meal, too.

And that meal has to be in the form of a green pill that encapsulates the essences of the best dishes in the world, in the cook books of leading celebrity chefs such as Anthony Bourdain and Jamie Oliver.

Vignesh Loganathan says: "I'll get that orang utan buddy of mine to bring the pill to the monster."

Raja Azura tells Zahid and Dina to allow their teddy bear avatars to calm the monster down.

Sharifah Shahirah, her sister Sharifah Haslinda and Zaibo tell Faizal Ramly and Heliza Helmi to send their seal avatars to calm the monster down.

Raja Azura introduces the Idols in all circles, to the cast of her recent musical Sinbad. And reminds them that Sinbad was not Cheng Ho.

Nabila Huda and her father Suhaimi Abdul Rahman (Amy Search) tell Khai that they are the owners of a restaurant called Cheng Ho.

Nabila tells Khai, who is getting weak, to "hang on there".

Radhi Razali and his band OAG join Saiful in his living room. Radhi's pal Talya of Brunei feels Saiful's temperature as his head is cupped between Nurul's hands.

Juliana Evans, the cast of Kami, Azura Zulkifli and Noorkhiriah tell Dafi and Nubhan to relax.

Juliana, Azura and Noorkhiriah press the wound on Dafi's chest.

Yana Jamhari, who is accompanied by her mother Herlina Jaafar, lend a hand, on Shila's advice.

Juliana says: "My uncle, Abang Jamal Abdillah, will be helping Zahid and Dina, and he'll use Mawi's powers. Saleem will use Faizal Ramly's powers."

David Archuleta tells Shuib: "Time for my super strong mouse power, bro."

Adlin is in his lab.

He says: "I'm ready for battle. Idols, give me your powers now."

The susuk he has prepared turns gold.

A green pill sits on Adlin's plate.

The monster visits Switzerland, Bertie, and the Johor palace.

The Idols and their friends all greet him.

Then, a hole on the ground beneath the palace gardens appears.

The monster steps in, after seeing the pill float out of the hole.

"Yummy!" he says.

Adlin injects the monster and he eats the pill.

All the evildoers of the world are brutally tormented by the powers of the Idols and their friends.

The monster suffers the same fate.

When the torture is over, the evildoers and the monster are left unconscious.

Then, a lot of cutesy kittens, mice, guinea pigs, wolf cubs, teddy bears, hamsters, foxes, squirrels, lambs, orang utans, rabbits, seal pups and deer, appear before the monster.

"Oooh!" says the monster.

Ronan telephones his old pal, Dido Armstrong, who is with Vince and Kelly, wishing her and family a Happy X-Mas and New Year.

Sting, Eric Clapton and U2, who are all present at the launch, give Alam and Hafidah a call, and the Malaysians send their X-Mas greetings to all Western pop stars.

Ziana Zain, Anuar Zain and Ellina Razak (Elliza's elder sister) are very happy.

Madonna and Bruce Springsteen tell Michael Jackson that he is the new "green icon" of the world, and advise him to act wisely at all times.

"Yeah, bro. Go for it," say Mike's brother Jermaine and his sister Janet.

"Hope this works," says Simon Cowell to Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, Kara Guardi, Simon Fuller, Ryan Seacrest, Paul Moss, Fauziah Latiff, Roslan Aziz, Su Kui Jien, Ahmad Izham Omar, Aznil Nawawi, Peter Lum, his sister Lum Kar Lai, AC Mizal, Sarimah Ibrahim, Bob Azrai, the Akademi Fantasia teachers and principals, and Singapore's stars led by Jack Neo and Gurmit Singh.

Gurmit says: "This is a good start and I, Pua Chu Kang believe, he will not play play!"

Russell Watson and Josh Groban then step in.

Josh tells Russell: "I'll be here next year, if all goes well. Great that you visited KL for the first time."

Russell says: "Elizabeth Marvelly enjoyed her brief stay in KL, performing for the Malaysia-New Zealand Biz Council.

She's with Kelly and friends in US right now.

Then Mel Gibson came by, so did Bill Clinton.

Next year, perhaps Mr Obama and Oprah will be in KL."

Misha Omar and her sisters, Mimie and Syafinaz, join Syafinaz Selamat in Khai's living room.

The four of them tell Zahid and Dina to stay in teddy form, until the monster falls asleep.

The cast of Histeria is with Kaer, Dafi and Nubhan, save Talya who is with Radhi and Farah.

Farah Asyikin meets up with rocker Shahirah Kamarul Bahrin, Xerra's cousin, and the legendary Datuk Sarimah Ahmad, her aunt.

Xerra's aunt Anis Suraya is also with them in Kaer's living room.

The cast of Beverly Hills Chihuahua meet up with Kelly and her circle.

"You'll never think the same of the little guys again," Piper Perabo tells Jaclyn and Kelly.

The One Nation Emcees greet Ayu and her circle, having visited Farhan's and Kaer's living room.

Erna Rosli (Ikhwan's younger sister), Wan Sharmila, her aunt Wan Maimunah, Airis Yasmin, Faezah Elai, Tam Suhaimi, the rock group Spider, Nas Adila and Zehra Zambri tell Mila that the monster's eyes are reopening and that he's had a healing sleep.

Farhan hugs Alex Wong, thanking him for suggesting a Raffi Hussein tribute concert in memory of the late Kelantanese Elvis.

"His family will be really proud of this," says Khadijah Ibrahim.

Aznil tells Amani and the cast of Cicak (Lizard) Man that the monster took a drink of the black water he invented as Professor Clone, the movie's bad guy.

Izwan Pilus tells Sahri that he, too, loves sunflower seeds and he is glad that the monster ate some of them.

He asks Vick, Nicole McKibbin and Kimberley Locke to help themselves to sunflower seeds on his table.

Khai awakes in Ruben's living room, as Dafi, while Intan Sarafina plays Ika.

Rosma, Malisa, Jasmine, Syafinaz, Melissa (younger sister of Rozita), Rozita, Raja Azura and Fatin attend to him, like Mila and Nadia (in the case of Rosma, Malisa, Jasmine and Fatin) and Shila.

Most of Raja Azura's contemporaries are with Rosma, and she calls them her 'kakaks' in the Malaysian entertainment scene.

"Thanks, saudaris." Khai says.

Rosma says: "Sudahlah bro! (Enough, bro!)"

Bob and Reza smile.

Mawi, his wife Ekin Rahmat, her younger twin Ain Rahmat, Fatin, Haziq, Salima, Rina Halim, Saida, Shahron, Toi, Kefli, Fuad, Shahmeen Shah, Lokman, Azfar, Zaihanee, Siti Sarah, Andrew Tan, Edlin Rahim, Zarina Zainoordin, Liza Ismail, Nija Tahar, Alif, Zahid, Dina, Elliza, Winnie Kok and Daniel tell Khai he will always be the real hero as he is Nemo's master.

Mawi says: "I only provided refreshments."

Mawi sends his ex-fiancee Ina Naim's best wishes to the Idols and their friends.

Toi says: "Datuk Aziz Sattar is hale and hearty."

Saida and Rina pat him on the back.

"Pak Aziz says he's like an owl who misses the moon," says Saida and Rina, quoting Maya Karin, who acted with Toi in an independent film of the same name.

The Americans in Mawi's circle - Ruben Studdard, Mandisa Hundley, Clay Aiken, Taylor Hicks, Justin Guarini, Bo Bice, Chris Daughtry, Blake Lewis, Chris Richardson, Phil Stacey, Sanjaya Malakar and Jasmine send their New Year greetings to their Malaysian pals.

The monster sends SMSes to all Idols. He says he has repented and will go home to his hideout beneath the Esplanade in George Town, Penang.

But he warns that he will be back if the human race becomes more evil.

Arnold Schwarzenegger tells his pals Bruce Willis, Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone and Jean-Claude Van Damme at Planet Hollywood, the US, that the Terminator will also observe the movements of baddies around the world.

"I'll be back, monster!" says Arnold.

Kelly and the beauties of her circle awake Vince, who says he is much better now.

Vanessa and Pamela thank Kelly and her lovely pals, in and out of her circle, for helping Vince recover with their healing powers.

Kelly says: "Vince is the real hero. Without him, our powers don't work."

Vince says: "Kelly, it's always great working with you."

Jaclyn, Linda Nanuwil, Marsha Londoh, Suki Low, Joni Tham, Karen Tan, Karen Kong, Velvet Aduk, Stacy Anam, Stanly David, Burn Thevandran, Felix Agus, Stacy Anam, Yazer Yusof, Mas Ghani, Emily Wong, Dianne Guerzo, Trish De Cruz, Atilia Sarani, Rich Gimbang, his band Estranged, Lotter Edin, Ebi Yaimal, Ab Dungot, Mark Lorin, Shone Majimbun, Vonzell Solomon, Nadia Turner, Paris Bennett, Lisa Tucker, David Cook, David Archuleta, Jason Castro, Chikezie Ezie, Michael Johns, Elliott Yamin, Nikko Smith and Anwar Robinson agree with him.

Suki thanks Melissa Campbell, Amber Chia and Gloria Ting for their help. "You gals rock!" she says.

"Anytime. After all what are friends for," they reply.

Paris, Lisa, Vonzell, Nadia, Kelly, Fantasia Barrino, Tamyra Gray, Latoya London, Carrie Underwood, Katharine McPhee, Kellie Pickler, Jordin Sparks, Stephanie Edwards, Lakisha Jones, Melinda Doolittle, Haley Scarnato, Gina Glocksen, Brooke White, Carly Smithson, Ryan Starr, Kristy Cook, Ramiele Malubay and Syesha Mercado tell Jennifer Hudson that she will never be alone again.

"We'll all have a minute of silence in memory of your loved ones, and the other greats who left us," they tell Jennifer.

Adam awakes in Dafi's position, while Nora plays Ika.

Nikki, Ayu, Rydee, Ekin, Noni, Candy, Balkish, Pija, Yanie, Naufara, Azam, Farha, Azharina, Han, Hafizi, Fiq, Ejarn, Sabhi, Rini Arshad, Farish Aziz, and the rest of his circle tell him that his rabbit avatar really worked.

"I manipulated it all the way, bang," says Ekin, as she pecks his hand.

"So did I," say Nikki, Ayu, Balkish, Noni, Candy, Rydee, Pija, Yanie, Naufara, Han, Hafizi and Azharina.

Kaer awakes as Dafi with Nana as Ika. Akma releases his nose from her iron grip.

The beauties hug him lovingly.

"Welcome home, darling," say Nana, Sufiah and Akma.

"Really miss you, twin," says Akma.

Dynas, Diya, Dekna, Idayu, Tasha, Rosliza, Liya, Zhana, Yana, Lufya, Tiara, Rina Azahar, Farah Asyikin, Anny, Mimi, Aliya, Nita, Xerra, Nor Fatimah, Nieyl, Khatijah Hassan and Ayu Baharuddin also embrace Mr Ocha.

Likewise the rest of the beautiful guests of his living room.

Ashvin, Iz, Aidil, Riz, Shawal, Shafiq, Diddy, Faizal Ramly, Heliza, Faisal, Aswad, Alif Razali, Aizat, Faizal Tahir, Awal and Naim tell Kaer that his photographic memory helped them greatly and it was second to none.

Nubhan awakes as Dafi with Farhan as Ika and Zila as Mila.

Farhan tells Nubhan: "Sayang, Zila manipulated your geese and catfish avatars all the way."

Zila smiles at them, and pinches Nubhan's nose.

She says: "Bang, sudahlah!"

Nubhan says: "So glad I could help. We've done it again."

Shawal, Shafiq, Diya, Dekna, Aswad, Faisal, Faizal Tahir, Nita, Xerra, Nor Fatimah, Farah Asyikin, Faizal Ramly, Heliza, Aizat and Zhana tell him: "U rock, bro!"

Dafi awakes, still cupped by Ika. Mila and Nadia release their iron grips from his nose.

Shila kisses his hands.

The beauties tell him: "Your ducks really attacked the baddies, and the monster. Well done."

Dafi asks who manipulated his avatar.

Shila says: "I did."

Mila and Nadia reply in the positive, too.

They tell him: "And you gotta thank Ika for being your neck brace for hours."

Ika says: "I'll do it for you any day, sayang! I love you so much always. Your face is so cute."

Saiful awakes, as Dafi, with Nurul as Ika, and Atie as Nadia and Mila.

Farah, Amylea, Azza, Shiha Zikir, Cheryl, Ezlynn, Diana Ariffin, Aleya, Amani and their sisters, embrace him lovingly.

"Well done, cutey!" they tell him.

Amirul also awakes, as Dafi, with Amy Azlan as Nadia and Mila and Dayang as Ika.

"Keep it real!" he tells them. "Don't worry, honey! We did!" says Amy.

"Memang best!" says Dayang. Adam Alli Kawi and Rizal Ayub say: "We believe!"

Will Smith and his wife Jada Pinkett, and Samuel L. Jackson meet the Idols.

So do Datuk Shah Rukh Khan and Aishwariya Rai.

Will says: "Hancock did his job, guys!"

Samuel says: "The birokrats of Malaysia inspired me in my latest role! They inspired Hugo Weaving's Agent Smith too."

Tom Cruise meets Australia stars Hugh Jackman and Nicole Kidman. They tell him that Malaysian actor Awie played a vampire not unlike his.

"You are a man of science, Hugh. I'm a man of Scientology," says Tom.

Kelly and Vince meet up with two Monicas, one a recording artiste, the other Monica Belluci from The Matrix. The 2Ms hug the Idol leaders.

The pop groups Cold Play, Muse, FIR, Fahrenheit and Chris Martin's spouse Gwyneth Paltrow, also meet them, as do Pierce Brosnan's and Daniel Craig's old pals Famke Janssen, Halle Berry, Olga K and Izabella Scorupco.

Chenelle tells Suki, the 2 Karens and Joni that she's honoured to help all of them.

"Take care of brother Vincey," she says.

Jon Bon Jovi tells Halim Othman and Norman Hakim that he dedicates Blaze Of Glory to them.

Bilqis Hijjas and Suhaili Ahmad tell the Idols that moderation is the key to peace and harmony, and their dance shows reflect it all the time.

"Yoga is definitely in," they tell the Idols.

Trish's uncle Tony Gayondato of the New Straits Times smiles.

The icons of showbiz, including Michael Jackson tell the Idols that they all look forward to better times under Barack Obama's leadership.

So do Senario, Douglas Lim, Afdlin Shauki, Harith Iskander, Hans Isaac, Adlin Aman Ramlie, Indi Nadarajah, Allan Perera, K. Logi and Monti Foong, Malaysia's top stand-up comedians.

Hans tells Adlin it was good that they did not dress up as Los and Faun.

Kelly tells the Idols to observe a minute's silence to welcome the New Year.

As they do so, Nemo presents a recorded message from the late Ismail.

Ismail tells all Malaysians and humans to maintain democracy and human rights at all times.

For as John Lennon said, all we need is love.







BAHASA MALAYSIA VERSION
Novel 22 - Raksasa Mamee Kembali

Meow! Saya Nemo si kucing sakti.

Ini adalah pengembaraan terbaru Kekawan Idola.

Raksasa Mamee (Mamee Monster) ialah maskot Mamee, mi segera kegemaran rakyat Malaysia.

Ia menyerupai Cookie Monster dan Grover di rancangan TV Amerika Sesame Street.

Besar dan gebu, ia kini amat merbahaya, di dunia fantasi Nemo yang kerap dilawati Kekawan Idola.

Raksasa menyerang dan memusnahkan semua orang yang tidak jujur ataupun zalim.

Ahli politik Malaysia dan dunia menganggapnya ancaman besar yang harus dimusnahkan.

Tetapi raksasa ini kebal.

Nemo tidak dapat memikirkan cara untuk memusnahkannya, dan Idola kena membantunya.

Orang seni Malaysia percaya raksasa Mamee adalah balasan kepada kejahatan orang yang berkuasa.

“Ini adalah azab seksa kepada mereka yang zalim,” kata produser teater Kee Thuan Chye dan pelakon Patrick Teoh.

“Pembayar cukai kena lebih vokal dan prihatin,” kata penulis U-En Ng, Shanon Shah dan Mark De Silva.

Produser veteran Datuk Faridah Merican, Jo Kukathas dan Joe Hasham dan jurutari Ramli Ibrahim dan Joseph Gonzales berkata industri seni kena sentiasa liberal dan progresif dalam pemikiran untuk mengalahkan raksasa itu.

Direktor filem Yasmin Ahmad, Mamat Khalid, U-Wei Saari, Amir Muhammad dan James Lee percaya raksasa adalah “ribut jalanan”.

Freddie Fernandez, ketua Karyawan berkata Malaysia mesti kenakan kuota untuk menghalang kemasukan raksasa asing.

Produser dan ketua 8TV Ahmad Izham Omar tidak bersetuju, dan berpendapat raksasa itu adalah berpunca dari masalah dalaman negara.

Ketua radio Astro Kudsia Kahar mencadangkan Nemo si kucing sakti melawat Eropah buat sementara supaya mendapat ilham untuk mengalahkan raksasa itu.

Kudsia menelefon Khai Wahi dan isterinya Rosma Sidik, yang sedang makan bersama Bob Usop dan Reza Mohamad.

“OK, Kak Kudsia. Tak jadi masalah,” kata Khai.

Orang seni Amerika dan Eropah, serta Asia Tenggara dan Asia Timur turut bersetuju dengan rakan mereka dari Malaysia.

"Memang, kejahatan di muka bumi adalah punca raksasa biru ini mengamuk," kata pemuzik Indonesia Ahmad Dhani dan kumpulannya Dewa 19, pelakon Australia Eric Bana dan Russell Crowe, pelakon Amerika Phillip Hoffmann dan Samuel Jackson, pelakon Britain Jason Statham, Pierce Brosnan, Clive Owen, Daniel Craig dan Jude Law, pelakon Hong Kong Aaron Kwok dan Tony Leung, dan penyanyi Taiwan Fahrenheit dan FIR.

Nemo berjumpa dengan saudara-maranya Taufan, Omen dan Stone. Mereka berada di atas sebuah gunung yang cantik di Switzerland, menikmati udara Alpine segar.

Stone berkata: "Saya baru bermimpi. Kita kena lawat tempat asal Raja Tango iaitu tempat terbentuknya sebuah pisau hijau yang sedang lebur."

Taufan berkata: "Kita juga kena disiram oleh Fa Mulan AXN dan makan dari tangan seorang aktor Hong Kong yang miliki nama sama dengan abang seorang daripada gadis lasak itu."

Omen berkata: "Dan kita kena jumpa waris Sheikh Eropah terulung dari Jerman."

Nemo berkata: "Hebat. Tapi kita kena dapat bantuan kawan kita dari kaum Adam dan Hawa."

"Hi, guys!" kata pelawat mengejut David Archuleta, David Cook, Michael Johns, Chikezie Ezie, Jason Castro, Danny Noriega, Jordin Sparks, Stephanie Edwards, Melinda Doolittle, Lakisha Jones, Vonzell Solomon, Nadia Turner, Nikko Smith, Anwar Robinson, Paris Bennett, Lisa Tucker, Elliott Yamin, Tamyra Gray, Jennifer Hudson, Latoya London, Vince Chong, Burn Thevandran, Yazer Yusof, Mas Ghani, Velvet Aduk, Rich Gimbang, Karen Tan, Joni Tham, Suki Low, Stacy Anam, Stanly David, Ebi Yaimal, Lotter Edin, Candy Clement, Felix Agus, Mark Lorin, Ab Dungot, Shone Majimbun, Atilia Sarani, EJ Wong, Trish De Cruz dan Dianne Guerzo.

Mereka diiringi oleh semua peserta The Amazing Race Asia, So You Think You Can Dance Malaysia dan Gang Starz serta hos rancangan itu.

"Mari kita makan sebelum pergi Amazing Race!"

Kelly Clarkson mendapat tahu dari Bo Bice, Taylor Hicks, Chris Daughtry, Ruben Studdard, Clay Aiken, Justin Guarini, Mandisa Hundley, Jasmine Trias, Blake Lewis, Chris Richardson, Phil Stacey dan Sanjaya Malakar bahawa ada plan dari Agensi Perisik Pusat Amerika (CIA) untuk menukar Mamee Monster menjadi kucing Parsi seperti Nemo.

Dia memberitahu ahli kumpulannya bahawa Nemo kini dalam bahaya.

Dan dunia memang dalam bahaya jika Nemo tiada.

“Kita tak boleh biarkan ini. Raksasa kebal tapi Nemo tidak. Dia mungkin akan diserang oleh pengganas dunia,” kata Carrie Underwood.

“Kita kena selamatkan Nemo, dan semua orang, dengan menjinakkan raksasa melalui cara kita sendiri,” kata Fantasia Barrino.

“Ya, raksasa tak boleh dimusnahkan. Kita hanya boleh buatnya jadi jinak,” kata Jaclyn Victor.

Carly Smithson, Kristy Cook, Brooke White, Syesha Mercado, Ramiele Malubay, Kellie Pickler, Katharine McPhee, Haley Scarnato dan Gina Glocksen menasihati Kelly agar mendapat bantuan dan sokongan bintang Hollywood serta TV dan sinema Eropah dan Asia.

Adam Mat Saman berasa kurang sihat. Dia berehat di bilik tamu dalam alam ajaib bawah tanah Farhan Azizan, dan memberitahu Ayu Damit bahawa raksasa itu mungkin membuatkannya sakit.

“Bang, don’t worry. Kita boleh jinakkannya bersama-sama,” kata Ayu.

“Dan kawan baik kita Ben Ibrahim di Labuan akan bantu kita.”

Ekin Rahman mendekati Adam dan merasa suhu badannya.

“Bang, jangan risau. Kin akan kendali tikus putih dari sini. Dan bang juga boleh jaga arnab merah jambu bang dari sini,” katanya sambil melap lengan dan muka Adam dengan tuala sejuk.

Nikki Palikat, Nora Daud, Noni Zainuddin, Candy Clement, Diana DeGarmo, Yanie Julkarim, Fiq Halim, Naufara Yasin, Pija Yasin, Balkish Khan, Azharina Azhar, Farish Aziz, Ejarn Tahir, Sabhi Saddi, Rydiana Rahim, Azam Yakob, Farha Jasmen, Hafizi Taip dan Han Yunus mengiringi mereka.

Nikki menjentik telinga Adam dengan lembutnya. Katanya: “Sayang, U dah banyak kerja keras. Jadi U kena banyak rehat sekarang.”

Nora dan Noni memeluk Adam. “Kor, rehatlah. Kami akan ajar si biru,” kata mereka.

Di bilik tamu yang lain, Dafi Ismail Sabri turut berasa sakit.

Kepalanya berada di pangkuan Ika Rahim, yang memeluk mukanya dengan manja, serta mengurut pipinya dengan ibu jarinya yang cantik.

Mila Jirin dan Nadia Hasnan melap muka Dafi dengan tuala sejuk, sementara Shila Amir Amzah dan Zila Seeron melap perut dan lengannya.

“Yang, si biru tu bawa virus. Tapi ia boleh diubati. Jangan risau,” kata Mila.

“Bang, sabarlah. It’s OK,” kata Nadia.

Kaer Azami, Nana Mahazan, Akma Abdullah, Sufiah Noor, Idayu Yaakob, Ashvin Nair, Aidil Zamri, Awal Ashaari, Iz Sulaini, Faizal Tahir, Nita Hamzah, Farah Asyikin Zulkifli, Xerra Zaimi, adik Xerra Nor Fatimah Zaimi, kawan Nor Fatimah Alam Abdul Rahman, Farhan Azizan, Nubhan Ahamad, Shawal Ruslan, Diya Kholid, Dekna Ahmad, Shafiq Ramadzan, Anny Shariff, Mimi Shamsuddin, Zana Hanizan, Aizat Amdan, Rina Azahar, Tiara Hassan, Aliya Abu Hassan, Riz Zaizizi, Yana Omar, Naim Salmi, Lufya Omar, Diddy Muhid, Nieyl Zailani, Faizal Ramly, Heliza Helmi, Aswad Jaafar, Faisal Abdullah dan Alif Razali, serta personaliti TV Fara Fauzana, Faizal Ismail dan penyampai stesen radio Hot FM dan Suria FM menghampiri mereka.

“Anak serigala akan melipat ganda dan lindungi si biru. Bekalan serigala sangat mencukupi,” kata Shila, Mila, Ika, Nadia dan Zila.

Pelakon kacak Iqram Dinzly, Fizz Fairuz dan Ashraf Muslim mendekati Dafi. "Boleh kami bantu?" mereka bertanya kepada Nadia dan Mila.

Kawan baik mereka Tasha Nordin, Liya Khairul, Rosliza Rosli, Nieyl Zailani, Raja Farah, Sherry Ibrahim, Fouziah Ghous, Scha, Intan Ladyana, Irma Hasmie, Nora Danish, Ainul Aishah, Farah Alya, Almy Nadia, Elyana Emrizal dan Liyana Jasmay menegur jejaka itu.

"Kuasa penyembuh di tangan kaum Hawa, saudara."

Zul Huzaimy, Edward Norton Malaysia, dan Zed Zaidi, Nicholas Tse Malaysia, menasihati selebriti Malaysia dalam bilik tamu Dafi agar memperkasakan diri dengan kuasa semua ahli bulatan Dafi.

Selebriti lelaki akan menerima kuasa dari ahli lelaki bulatan Dafi.

"Ingat. Kami tak lawan raksasa. Kami bantu raksasa bertaubat. Kekerasan ialah jalan terakhir, untuk membendung mereka yang nak musnahkan raksasa," kata Zul dan Zed.

"Bila si raksasa dalam bahaya, kita bagi mereka Impak Maksima."

Shukor Ibrahim, Zizan Nin, Zamarul Hisham, Zizan Razak, Nabil Ahmad, Cham Ahmad, Ruffedge (baru dan lama), VE (baru dan lama), bintang filem Brainscan, Tentang Bulan, Waris Jari Hantu, Jangan Pandang Belakang, Hati Malaya, Cuci, Duyung, Wayang, Cicak Man, Susuk, Anak Halal, Evolusi KL Drift, Impak Maksima, Anak, Nana Tanjung, Gangster, Kayangan, Bilut, Dunia Baru, Kami, Selamat Pagi Cinta, Pungguk Rindukan Bulan, Gerak Khas dan Tipu Kanan Tipu Kiri, The Fabulous Cats, Ija Arshad, Beego, Zally Hussein, Sofaz, Hujan, Meet Uncle Hussain, Pop Shuvit, Estrella, Couple, Lab Rats, Too Phat, Love Me Butch, One Buck Short, Bittersweet, Skudap Skudip, Melissa Maureen, Syanie, Jue Aziz, Ruhil Amani, Noniswara Baharuddin, Norish Karman, Nadia Mustafar, Sharifah Aqilah, Sharifah Sahora, Hani Hamid, Elite (baru dan lama), bintang teater Malaysia, dan hos TV baru dan lama Malaysia bersetuju dengan Zul dan Zed.

Edward Norton dan Nicholas Tse menelefon Zul dan Zed, serta memberitahu mereka bahawa pelakon Barat dan Timur akan menggunakan kuasa bulatan Kelly untuk membantu raksasa Mamee.

Nadia memberitahu Mila: "Kak, aku gembira semua selebriti Malaysia ada kat sini. Perpaduan Teras Kejayaan."

Mila berkata: "Kami kaum wanita ada kerja lain. Sembuhkan Mr Brands Essence Of Chicken dan Cornetto."

Gita Gutawa, rakan duta Cornetto Dafi, dan ayahnya komposer Indonesia Erwin Gutawa muncul bersama Roslan Aziz, Dick Lee, Fauziah Latiff, Datuk Zahim Albakri dan Adlin Aman Ramlie.

"Hi, Mila," kata Gita.

Erwin berkata: "Nemo kata, bagi Dafi hidu Wall's. Dia akan sembuh."

Farhan melukis sekotak Wall's dan Zila membukanya.

Gita menyentuh dahi Dafi. Suhu badannya telahpun menurun.

"Memang sukses," katanya sambil memeluk Mila dan Nadia. "Jangan nangis, kak!"

Artis Malaysia berkumpul di dewan persidangan besar di alam ajaib alternatif Farhan.

Rusdi Ramli dan ibunya Norlia Ghani berkata mereka baru bermimpi melihat raksasa ditenteramkan oleh minyak masak Cap Buruh.

Habsah Hassan dan Rubiah Suparman pula berkata minyak masak Angsa Emas boleh juga mententeramkannya.

Isteri Rusdi Sharon Paul, kawannya Gayathri Pillai, Rosyam Nor, Ziela Jalil, Fauziah Ahmad Daud dan Murali Abdullah bersetuju.

Pierre Andre dan ibunya Khatijah Tan mengingatkan para selebriti agar “jangan pandang belakang” serta menamatkan segala sengketa secara berhemah kerana si raksasa boleh membesar kerana sengketa.

Datuk Sarimah Ahmad, Adlin, AC Mizal, Azwan Ali, Aznil Nawawi dan selebriti keluarga mereka, Yati Tasrip, Shila Amin, dan saudara Rosyam iaitu Khadijah Ibrahim dan Faizal Hussein serta selebriti keluarga mereka tersenyum tanda setuju.

Adlin berkata: “Biar dukun dewangga uruskan. Saya akan beri susuk kepadanya. Tapi Nemo punya kerja mesti siap dulu.”

“Memang magik putih, Adlin,” kata Tan Sri Jins Shamsuddin, Aziz Osman dan selebriti keluarganya, Nur Aliah Abdullah, dan Amir Muhammad serta rakannya di Da Huang Pictures.

Azwan dan Adlin berkata: “Jangan tidur lagi. Kita kena berjaga untuk berjaya, kata Nemo.”

Datuk Jalaluddin Hassan berkata: “Saya akan jadi ular jika musuh kita usik Nemo dan raksasa. Jantan boleh betina boleh. Bisanya sama.”

Datuk Mahadzir Lokman, Adibah Noor, Dian Ramlee, Nasir Ramlee, Sean Ghazi, Stephen Hughes, Douglas Lim dan Colin Kirton tersenyum. “Aku tahu dia macam tu,” kata Mahadzir.

Pengetua Akademi Fantasia Freddie Fernandez, Ramli MS, Ramli Sarip, M Nasir dan Roslan Aziz mengingatkan mereka supaya memastikan raksasa tak cedera.

“Simon Cowell dan gangnya berkata, raksasa yang cedera akan menjadi banyak dan buas,” kata pengetua.

Michael Xavier Voon, Rahmat Haron, Farid Jamaluddin, Bob Adzim, Amerul Affendi, Azfar Baginda, Farah Rani, Iedil Putra dan saudaranya, Chris Ling, Tisha Zainal, Nita Hamid, Liza Othman, Juhara Ayob, Ani Mayuni, Abby Nazri, abangnya Ahmad Idham, David Teo dan aktivis teater Malaysia percaya CIA memiliki seekor kucing ajaib, saudara Nemo.

Freddie dan Tony Fernandes berkata: “Ya, Ryan Seacrest baru kata mereka ada kucing Parsi bernama Ghost, saudara Nemo yang magik.”

Tony mencadangkan supaya Idola yang memiliki avatar kucing dan tikus melawat pusat CIA dan memerangkap Ghost.

“Mawi Ani, Kefli Idir, Fuad Azri, Aswad Jaafar, Shafiq Ramadzan dan Shawal Ruslan boleh harumkan udara di sana,” kata Teo.

Pierre dan Que berkata mereka ada avatar lemon. Avatar Pierre ialah kucing lemon manakala avatar Que ialah arnab dan memerang lemon.

“Lebih banyak lebih baik,” kata mereka.

Toi Baharom akan membunyikan angklungnya untuk mententeramkan pekerja di HQ itu.

Low Ngai Yuen dan kawannya, hos baru dan lama 3R, Hannah Tan, Chelsia Ng, Amber Chia, Soo Wincci, Gloria Ting, Melissa Campbell, Amelia Henderson, Rashidi Ishak, Vanida Imran, Tony Eusoff, Jon Putra, Xandria Ooi, Daphne Iking, Sheahnee Lee, Naz Rahman, Elaine Daly, Hans Isaac, Harith Iskander dan Ida Nerina (semua kawan bulatan Kelly) menasihati Toi supaya menghantar bunyi angklung melalui HPnya kepada semua pemilik avatar tikus dan kucing.

Fatimah Abu Bakar dan anaknya memberitahu ahli bulatan Farah Anuar bahawa mereka sekeluarga amat berterima kasih kepada Idola kerana telah meminta bantuan dari semua orang seni di Malaysia.

Sharifah Amani, Sharifah Aleya, Cheryl Samad, Ezlynn, Yasin Sulaiman, Eiya Othman, Farid Kamil dan Shafie Naswip meminta Farah, Amylea Azizan, Dayang Nurfaizah, Nurul Hamid, Atie Abu Bakar, Azza Suaymi dan Amy Azlan menjaga Saiful Bakeri agar tidak cedera ketika Idola menggunakan kuasa mereka.

Amani dan Cheryl berkata: “Kami akan bantu si Anak Kuching comel.”

Amirul Ghazali, Rizal Ayub dan Adam Alli Kawi memberitahu Saiful bahawa raksasa mungkin akan berubah setelah melihat mereka berempat mengiau sebagai anak kucing.

Zaibo muncul bersama Sharifah Shahirah, adiknya Sharifah Haslinda, Faizal Ramly, Heliza Helmi dan Mila Jirin.

Katanya, mereka bukannya Simpsons Malaysia setiap hari.

Zamil Idris ada bersama rakan hosnya yang baru dan lama dari rancangan Hello On Two.

Vick Teo, Victor Lee, Azizi Mohamad, Reza Mohamad, Fitri Zainal Abidin, Anding Zaini, Adi Fashla Juraimi, Sahri Sarip, Fazly Zainal, Faizull Yahaya, Fahmy Zakaria, Nicole McKibbin dan Kimberley Locke juga bersamanya.

Zamil berkata arwah bapa saudaranya Haji Mahadi adalah Clark Gable Malaysia.

"Wonderful!" kata Nicole dan Kimberley.

"Dia suka kucing tak?" tanya Adi Fashla.

"Mestilah. Kita ni sama kan?" kata Zamil.

Zamil berkata Raja Tango ialah bekas Timbalan Perdana Menteri Malaysia Allahyarham Tun Dr Ismail Abdul Rahman.

"Saya ada dalam persembahan teater Tun Dr Ismail - The Last Days awal tahun ni. Tapi untuk latihan saja. Saya jatuh sakit dan tak dapat hadir untuk persembahan pembukaan," katanya.

Reza berkata: "Oh, ya. Datuk Faridah punya produksi. Saya mau datang tengok tapi sibuk di studio Era FM."

Zamil berkata: "Mari kita jumpa barisan pelakon dan produksi Ismail di Kuala Lumpur Performing Arts Centre.

"Famili Tun yang aktif dalam seni pun ada. Serta seorang wira sukan internasional."

Anding berkata: "Datin Seri Tiara Jacquelina pun ada kat sana."

Di KLPAC, ahli kumpulan Zamil serta rakannya di Hello On Two berjumpa dengan personaliti teater Inggeris Malaysia.

Faridah dan Joe Hasham memberitahu mereka bahawa Ismail adalah Raja Tango.

Anak saudara bau bacang Ismail iaitu Sean Ghazi, cucu Ismail Seth Taufik, Datuk Mahadzir Lokman dan Stephen Rahman Hughes mengesahkannya. Begitu juga pemain golf Vijay Singh, adik ipar Ismail.

Mahadzir berkata: "Rumah famili Ismail ialah Istana Johor. Kami orang Johor-Riau semuanya miliki darah raja-raja Johor dari istana itu.

Fazly, anak Johor, berkata: "Rupanya Idola kena masukkan kuasa ajaib ke dalam susuk buatan Adlin, campurkan dengan minyak masak, dan suntik ke dalam punggung raksasa."

Sofea Jane memberitahu Gavin Yap bahawa susuk ialah legenda bandar paling terkenal di Malaysia.

Gavin berkata dia memang tidak mempercayai susuk, begitu juga ibu saudaranya, direktor Nancie Foo dan kawan baiknya Wendy Wong dan Eddie Pak, yang ada bersama Gavin dan Sofea.

Di ibu pejabat CIA, avatar kucing mengejar avatar tikus.

Bunyi angklung Toi membuatkan pekerja dan komputer dalam bangunan itu 'tertidur'.

Ghost melompat keluar dari biliknya dan mengejar tikus.

Kucing dan tikus, serta avatar arnab Que, melompat ke dalam pintu lantai besar, yang dihasilkan oleh Farhan untuk membawa mereka ke dalam alam ajaibnya.

John Tiong duduk di bilik tamu bersama semua wartawan hiburan Malaysia.

Dia menunjukkan buku puisinya. Puisinya telah disiarkan dalam buku di seluruh dunia.

John berkata dia amat meminati penyair Iran Jalaluddin Rumi.

Joe Lee, Meor Shariman dan semua penulis hiburan bersetuju.

Joe berpendapat Johann Goethe ialah "Sheikh" yang disebut oleh Nemo, Omen, Taufan dan Stone.

"It's him all right," kata Shuib. "Saw it in Wikipedia."

"Warisnya ialah Mr Casablanca, Bertie Higgins. Kita kena suruh Kelly dan Idola jumpa Higgins di Key Largo."

Kucing-kucing dibasuh di sebatang sungai yang sejuk oleh Zabrina Fernandez, Tee Joe Jer, Ida Nerina, Tania Khan, dan saudari Vince Pamela dan Vanessa Chong.

Ahli bulatan Kelly yang lain tiba di sungai itu. Begitu juga DJ Bahasa Inggeris Malaysia.

Vince berkata kepada David Archuleta: "Hey! I ingat U ni anak saudara Shuib Taib. U akan jumpa Shuib tak lama lagi. Dia amat bijaksana."

David Archuleta menjawab: "I'd love to. Malaysia ada David Cook tak?"

David Cook berkata: "I guess Rich, Yazer and I have a lot in common."

Stacy Anam, Joni Tham, Suki Low, Karen Kong, Cherilyn Lim (Che'Nelle), Melissa Campbell, Marsha Londoh, Linda Nanuwil, Burn, Mas Ghani, Stanly David, EJ Wong, Trish De Cruz, Dianne Guerzo, Belinda Chee, Marion Caunter, Adam Carruthers, Atilia Sarani, Karen Tan, Velvet Aduk, Rich Gimbang, Yazer Yusof, Felix Agus, Lotter Edin, Ebi Yaimal, Ab Dungot, Mark Lorin dan Shone Majimbun memperkenalkan David Cook kepada penyanyi Malaysia Point Blank dan Paolo Delfino.

"I dari Ipoh, macam Shila, Vick, Ashvin, Salima dan Joni," kata Point Blank.

"Dan saya anak saudara Alex Delfino To dari Hong Kong," kata Paolo.

David Cook berkata dia amat bangga berjumpa dengan penyanyi Malaysia itu dan berdoa agar muzik Malaysia akan terus maju.

Johan Farid Khairuddin berkata dia amat bangga dengan misi Idola, dan menganggap mereka contoh yang terbaik buat anak muda Malaysia dan dunia.

"U memang pandai selamatkan dunia dari kebodohan manusia. Tahniah dan syabas saudara-saudari," katanya.

Katanya, John Travolta dan keluarganya baru sahaja menonton prebiu filem Bolt bersamanya.

"Kawan Bolt macam Sahri dan Fazly," kata Burn. "Kucing tu Fazly. Hamster tu Sahri."

Ahli Senario, baru dan lama, turut datang ke Switzerland. Azlee Jaafar, Mazlan Ahmad, Wahid Mohamad, Hamdan Ramli, Illya Shahrom, Shamsul Azhar Alaiddin, Farouk Hussein dan Yassin Yahya berkata Saiful Azam Yusoff atau Cicak Man tidak dapat kalahkan raksasa Mamee.

Saiful Azam menjawab: "Jangan pandang rendah kebolehan Cicak Man. Saya tau raksasa ni dah tukar warna ke merah jambu."

Rashidi Ishak dan Vanida Imran tiba bersama Tony Eusoff. Mereka berkata Tony adalah Hugh Jackman Malaysia tetapi bukan Wolverine Malaysia.

Tony berkata: "Oh, yes I can." Dia menunjukkan kuku Wolverinenya.

Hugh muncul bersama Kylie dan Danii Minogue, serta Michael Johns, dan mereka tersenyum melihat ketiga orang bintang Malaysia itu.

Artis Australia itu mengingatkan rakan mereka dari Malaysia untuk menonton filem baru Hugh berjudul Australia.

"I've just seen it," kata Alvin Wong.

Kawan Rashidi Yasmin Ashraff dan Masnaida Shamsuddin juga telah menonton filem itu.

"Kami berdua boleh lompat," kata mereka.

Kartunis Malaysia Ridzwan Rahim berkata hero ajaib rekaannya Orang Kuat Tidur Malaysia mampu mengalahkan raksasa.

Katanya: "Nemo kata Adlin patut menjadi hero ajaib ni."

Sarimah Ibrahim berkata: "Wow! Keep on playing Ridz."

Natalie Kniese dan Serena C terima gambar Raksasa Mamee. Raksasa sudah menjadi merah jambu dengan hidung berwarna kuning. Abang Zabrina JJ, Phat Fabes dan Rudy, semuanya DJ Astro, kata raksasa semakin comel.

"U lagi pink, Adam C," Natalie dan Serena berkata kepada Adam Carruthers, sambil mengusik pipinya.

"Yeah, memang best," kata Marion, yang turut mengusik pipi Adam C.

Adam C berkata: "Pink ni memang biru yang baru."

Jermaine Jackson, Michael Jackson, Sting, Kool And The Gang (ahli lama dan baru), David Chappelle, Harry Belafonte dan Wesley Snipes bertemu di restoran milik Bertie Higgins di Florida.

Mereka diiringi band rock Until June, kumpulan hip-hop The DEY, Shayne Ward dan Flo Rida, yang kesemuanya baru melawat Malaysia.

Yusuf G, Bryan Adams, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, Queen, Scorpions, Led Zeppelin, Guns And Roses, Deep Purple, Modern Talking, Wyclef Jean, Usher, Bobby Brown, Hammer, Chris Brown, The Outkast, Destiny's Child, The Bee Gees, The Alleycats, Sweet Charity, The Blues Gang, Alanis Morrisette, Avril Lavigne, Mike Myers, Jack Black, Adam Sandler, Robert Downey Jr dan George Michael turut muncul, diikuti oleh ratu pop Madonna, Celine Dion, Mariah Carey, Shirley Bassey, Whitney Houston, Lauryn Hill, Annie Lennox, Alicia Keys, Reba McEntire, Tracy Chapman, Christina Aguilera, Shakira, Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Amy Winehouse dan Gwen Stefani, serta kebanyakan selebriti Bahasa Inggeris di dunia.

Jermaine, Michael, adik-beradik Bell di Kool And The Gang, David, Harry dan Wesley ialah orang Amerika yang terkenal.

Bulatan Kelly dan kawan mereka yang berada di Switzerland akhirnya tiba.

Mereka diikuti oleh Alam dan wartawan Malaysia, serta artis Hong Kong termasuk idola-idola Alam Aaron Kwok, Edison Chen, Leon Lai, Hacken Lee, Jacky Cheung, Samo Hung, Jackie Chan, Chow Yun Fatt dan Alan Tam.

Zulkarnain Taib dan kawan lamanya Eugene Foo, Sager Ahmad dan penulis pelancongan The New Straits Times turut muncul.

Wyclef berkata namanya adalah sempena Bapa Reformasi John Wycliffe.

Bertie mengirim salam buat mereka semua. Katanya: "Wow! So many of you know about Mr Goethe. Any sign of Mr Blue?"

Kelly berkata: "10 seconds. He'll be here with Nemo, the cat and mouse avatars, a Malaysian rabbit, and Ruben's circle, both Americans and Malaysians."

Alam berkata kepada Sting: "Kita pertama kali jumpa di Hong Kong. Dan ambil gambar bersama. Kaption saya berjudul "My Funny Friend And Me"."

Sting menjawab: "Kaption saya kata "The Emperor's New Groove"."

Aaron Kwok dan Alan Tam bertanya: "When's our turn?" Alam menjawab: "Coming up!"

Bulatan Ruben dan Zamil tiba. Khai Wahi, Rosma Sidik, Akhil Hayy, Waheeda, ahli lama dan baru Rabbani dan Raihan, Bob Usop, Reza Mohamad, Zahid Baharuddin, Dina Nadzir, Elliza Razak, Daniel Lee, Siti Sarah Raisuddin, Alif Satar, Zaihanee Zainal Abidin, Mawi Ani, isterinya Ekin Rahmat, adik Ekin Ain Rahmat, adik-beradik Rafar, Haziq Rosebi, Salima Habibi, Fatin Yahya, Shahron Hussein, Malisa Janudin, Kefli Idir, Fuad Azri, Azizi Mohamad, Fitri Zainal Abidin, Anding Zaini, Victor Lee dan Vick Teo memperkenalkan mereka semua kepada Mahadzir Lokman dan saudara-maranya di dunia seni.

Mereka termasuk wartawan hiburan Adam Salleh, ibunya Raja Hamidah, Intan Sarafina, Tiara Hassan, Aziz Osman, Zul Osman, Sean Ghazi, Stephen Rahman Hughes, Julie Dahlan, Wan Maimunah, Wan Sharmila (yang telah membantu Mila, Nadia, Ika dan Shila merawat kecederaan Dafi), dan Raja Azura.

Mahadzir berkata bapa saudaranya sarjana agung Ungku Aziz dan keluarga tak dapat hadir, tetapi mengirim salam ikhlas buat semua.

Aziz memperkenalkan mereka semua kepada bekas isterinya Nur Aliah Abdullah dari Melaka, pelakon veteran Mariani dan puterinya Melissa Saila dan Rozita Rohaizad, bintang teater Malaysia, Tiara Jacquelina dan suaminya Datuk Effendi Norwawi (bapa saudara Anding).

Deja Moss dan Camelia Khalid dari Sarawak menelefon Tiara, Effendi dan Anding dan berkata mereka berada di Istana Besar Johor Baru.

Legenda tenis John McEnroe dan kebanyakan ikon sukan itu turut datang. Mereka baru sahaja bermain dalam pertandingan persahabatan di Kuala Lumpur.

Jimmy Connors dan Roger Federer berkata raksasa akan datang ke istana dari Florida.

Bintang tenis menerima panggilan dari Tiger Woods di Thailand dan Michael Schumacher di Jerman. Tiger dan Michael mengirim salam Hari Krismas kepada mereka.

Lisdawati, suaminya Fauzi Nawawi, Rita Rudaini, Eira Syazira, Farahdhiya dan Farawahida berjumpa Dafi. Jelitawan itu memeluknya serta Kaer dan Nubhan, manakala Fauzi berkata Raksasa Mamee ialah Orang Minyak yang sebenar.

"Dia lebih teruk dari Si Minyak. Tak payah ada bulan purnama untuk menyerang," kata Fauzi, yang juga pelakon filem Orang Minyak.

Fauzi dan isterinya Lisdawati baru sahaja bertanding dalam Sehati Berdansa bersama Khai dan Rosma.

Fauzi memberitahu Natasha Hudson bahawa Dafi akan sembuh secara beransur-ansur, dan mereka tidak perlu risau.

Lisdawati dan Rita menyuruh jelitawan dalam bilik tamu Dafi "menekan" badan pesakit dengan jari.

Dafi masih tidur dan kesakitan, dengan kepalanya di atas kaki cantik Ika, dan diapit oleh tangan dan lengan Ika yang kuat tetapi licin.

Jari Ika yang cantik bermanikur menggenggam dagu Dafi yang kesakitan, manakala ibu jarinya mengurut dan mencucuk pipi comel Dafi.

Mila dan Nadia memicit hidung Dafi yang berdarah, manakala Zila, Gita, Elyana, Liyana Jasmay, Sherry dan Shila menekan luka yang muncul di atas dada jejaka tampan itu.

Di Florida, Idola dan kawan mereka diiringi oleh Emile Abusada, taukeh Palestin di Malaysia yang juga penganjur konsert Arab tahunan di Kuala Lumpur berjudul Pesta Muzik Ziryab. Pesta ini menampilkan artis terhebat di dunia Arab.

Emile memperkenalkan mereka semua kepada artis Arab yang melawat Malaysia (termasuk mereka yang tidak dibawa oleh syarikatnya) dan artis ini termasuk Toni Qattan, Myriam Fares dan Haifa Wehbe.

Jaclyn memperkenalkan mereka kepada Reshmonu. Katanya: "Resh is a big fan. He wishes all of you a Happy X-Mas and Aidil Adha. You guys and girls are always welcome in KL."

Artis Arab itu bersalaman dengan Betty Banafe dan anak saudaranya Lufya Omar, kedua-duanya berdarah Arab.

Betty bertanya Lufya ke mana hilangnya ahli bulatannya yang lain.

Lufya menjawab: "Di Lautan Ocha ataupun di bilik tamu Farhan.

"Di Lautan Ocha ada Kaer, Nana, Sufiah, Akma, Aizat, Zana, Aswad, Faizal Ramly, Heliza, Faisal, Alif Razali, Diddy, Awal, Naim, Farhan, Nubhan, Shafiq, Dekna, Diya, Shawal, Nik Aidil, Idayu, Ashvin Nair, Xerra, Nor Fatimah, Alam Abdul Rahman, Anny Shariff, Mimi Shamsuddin, Aliya Abu Hassan, Iz, Nita, Faizal Tahir, Farah Asyikin, Riz, Yana, Tiara dan Rina Azahar."

Heliza Helmi dan Farawahida menenangkan Aiman Sidik di Lautan Ocha. "Relax! Adik akan OK," kata mereka sambil mengurut leher, belakang dan dada penyanyi comel itu.

Zizan Razak dan Faizal Ramly berkata: "Ocha ni kool bro! Ia ubat."

Aiman berkata: "Ada ubat yang susah sikit nak minum. Geli lah."

Farawahida menelefon Mila dan bertanya pasal Dafi. Katanya: "Terus tekan lukanya. Fara akan datang balik untuk bantu, sekejap lagi."

Noryn Aziz berbual dengan Sufiah Noor. Dia memperkenalkan Sufiah kepada penyanyi rock muda Ikhwal Ismail, atau David Archuleta Malaysia.

Sufiah mengucapkan tahniah buat Noryn dan Ikhwal yang mewakili Malaysia di World Performing Arts Festival di Amerika.

Dina dan Toi pernah mewakili negara di pertandingan yang sama.

Sufiah turut mengirim salam buat ayah Ikhwal, ikon rock Mel iaitu kawan karib raja rock Malaysia Suhaimi Abdul Rahman (Amy Search) dan Azhar Osman (Awie).

"U memang magnet awek, sayang," kata Sufiah, yang bersama Noryn mengusap Ikhwal.

Ikhwal bersalaman dengan Kaer, Nana, Akma dan kumpulan mereka.

Rusdiana Rusli turut berjumpa dengan Kaer dan memeluknya.

"I suka lakonan Diana dalam Ampang Medikal. U boleh sembuhkan orang di dalam dan luar skrin," katanya, merujuk kepada kebolehan Rusdiana menyembuh luka Dafi.

Rashidi dan Vanida membawa Masnaida dan Yasmin ke bilik tamu Dafi.

DJ Ikhwan Rosli dan kawan kecilnya pelakon Sarah Nizam, serta pelakon filem Tentang Bulan, Brainscan, Congkak dan Budak Kelantan, dan siri TV Pepaya telahpun berada di bilik tamu itu.

Masnaida dan Yasmin berkata kepada Mila: "Dafi masih lemah. Kak akan tolong u. Tapi kita kena bagi tau Nana Mahazan agar cepat bertindak dan gabungkan kuasa kita semua."

Nana menghantar SMS kepada semua Idola dan kawan mereka. Katanya, mereka kena hantar kuasa mereka ke dalam makmal Adlin.

Zul Yahya berkata kepada Farhan: "Saya Pepaya, The Thing Malaysia. Mike Chiklis dah jumpa I dan kata best."

Farhan memeluk Alex Wong, Elvis Malaysia. Katanya: "We'll get to see him sing this Christmas."

Sharifah Amani berjumpa Que Haidar dan tunangnya Linda Jasmine Hashim, cikgu Akademi Fantasia dan rakan bisnes sekolah tarian Vince dan kakaknya.

Amani berkata: "Kesian Saiful. Dia tak sihat. Kita tak ada masa lagi.

Kakak saya Aleya, Cheryl Samad, Ezlynn, Farid Kamil dan saya akan ada di bilik tamu Saiful.

Kak Linda, gunakan kuasa bulatan Vince.

Que, gunakan kuasa bulatan Saiful.

Jadilah memerang ataupun arnab lemon, macam Jude Law."

Bienda, ibunya Sheeda, Irma Hasmie, Danny Anwar dan Asrul Kamarulzaman dari Budak Kelantan memberitahu Kaer dan Aidil bahawa mereka akan membantu "memusnahkan" raksasa yang sebenar.

Asrul berkata: "Jangan risau. Saya tak jadi raksasa hari ni."

Rebecca Nur merasa suhu kepala Kaer. Dia menyuruh Nana memeluk muka Kaer untuk melegakan sakit kepala Kaer.

Hunny Madu, abangnya Hafiz, Awal dan Dynas Mokhtar mendekati Kaer dan Nana. Hunny menyuruh Akma membantu Kaer serta-merta. Akma memicit hidung Kaer dengan kuatnya.

Datuk Ahmad Jais menyuruh Haziq dan sepupunya Muhaizan Ahmad dan Iqbal Mazlan menghantar avatar tupai mereka ke makmal Adlin dengan segera.

Katanya: "Pak Mat pun hantar tupai. Macam Andy Williams.

Sir Cliff Richard hantar memerang badger.

Tan Sri SM Salim hantar kucing hitam cool."

Karen Nunis berjumpa Jaclyn dan Reshmonu.

Katanya: "I've got Resh's magic powers. Ours is the super knife-shooting fingers."

Fara Fauzana memperkenalkan Kaer dan Nana kepada Dino Omar, kawannya selebriti penyiar Astro TV.

Fara memeluk Dino dan berkata: "Dino's the hottest man in Astro today."

Dino berkata kepada Kaer: "Hold on, bro. Fara sembuhkan u."

Lisa Surihani, Faezah Elai, Ainul Aishah, Fouziah Ghous, Intan Ladyana, Rozita Che Wan dan adiknya, Indah Ruhaila dan Airis Yasmin merawat Dafi.

Mereka menyuruh Mila tambahkan kuasa penyaman udara.

Pemain rock bebas seperti Meet Uncle Hussain, Hujan, Pop Shuvit, Skudap Skudip, Estrella dan Couple menasihati Mila supaya melepaskan serigala yang garang dan juga anak serigala yang comel.

Mereka berkata raksasa tidak akan ditenteramkan oleh makhluk ganas. Ia juga perlukan makhluk comel.

Farhan berkata: "Oh, dear. Poor Nubhan's not well now."

Adibah Noor, Shafie Naswip, aktor Jangan Ketawa, The Alleycats (serta anak Loganathan), Raja Atilia dan ibunya Salamiah Hassan, memberitahu Atilia Sarani dan Burn Thevandran bahawa raksasa kena makan makanan yang paling sedap.

Makanan itu mesti dalam pil hijau yang mengandungi bahan makanan tersedap di dunia seperti dalam buku tukang masak selebriti seperti Anthony Bourdain dan Jamie Oliver.

Vignesh Loganathan berkata: "Saya akan suruh kawan saya orang hutan hantar pil itu kepada raksasa."

Raja Azura menyuruh Zahid dan Dina menghantar beruang comel avatar mereka untuk mententeramkan raksasa.

Sharifah Shahirah, kakaknya Sharifah Haslinda dan Zaibo menyuruh Faizal Ramly dan Heliza Helmi menghantar avatar seal untuk tenteramkan raksasa.

Raja Azura memperkenalkan Idola di semua bulatan kepada pelakon pementasan terbarunya Sinbad. Dan mengingatkan mereka bahawa Sinbad bukan Cheng Ho.

Nabila Huda dan ayahnya Suhaimi Abdul Rahman (Amy Search) memberitahu Khai bahawa mereka adalah pemilik restoran bernama Cheng Ho.

Nabila berkata kepada Khai, yang semakin lemah, bahawa dia kena "hang on".

Radhi Razali dan bandnya OAG menyertai geng Saiful di bilik tamunya. Kawan Radhi dari Brunei Talya merasa suhu kepala Saiful, dan kepala Saiful dipeluk kuat oleh kedua-dua tangan Nurul.

Juliana Evans, pelakon Kami, Azura Zulkifli dan Noorkhiriah memberitahu Dafi dan Nubhan bahawa mereka kena bertenang.

Juliana, Azura dan Noorkhiriah menekan luka di dada Dafi.

Yana Jamhari, dan ibunya Herlina Jaafar, turut membantu, atas nasihat Shila.

Juliana berkata: "My uncle, Abang Jamal Abdillah, will be helping Zahid and Dina, and he'll use Mawi's powers. Saleem will use Faizal Ramly's powers."

David Archuleta berkata kepada Shuib: "Time for my super strong mouse power, bro."

Adlin berada di makmalnya.

Katanya: "Saya dah bersedia. Idola, cepat bagi power sekarang."

Susuk yang diciptanya menjadi emas.

Pil hijau duduk di atas pinggan Adlin.

Raksasa melawat Switzerland, Bertie, dan Istana Johor.

Idola dan kawan meraikannya.

Lubang atas tanah muncul di taman istana.

Raksasa memasukinya, selepas melihat pil terbang keluar.

"Yummy!" katanya.

Adlin menyuntik raksasa dan ia memakan pil.

Semua penjahat dihancurkan oleh kuasa Idola. Raksasa turut dihancurkan tetapi mereka semua kemudiannya dipulihkan.

Raksasa dan semua penjahat tak sedar diri selepas diseksa.

Binatang comel iaitu anak kucing, tikus, arkus, anak serigala, beruang mainan, tikus belanda, foks, tupai, anak bebiri, orang utan, arnab, anak seal dan kijang muncul di depan mata raksasa.

"Oooh!" kata raksasa.

Ronan menelefon kawan lamanya, Dido Armstrong, yang ada bersama Vince dan Kelly, serta mengirim salam Krismas dan Tahun Baru.

Sting, Eric Clapton dan U2, yang turut hadir, menelefon Alam dan Hafidah, dan orang Malaysia mengirim salam Krismas dan Tahun Baru kepada semua artis Barat.

Ziana Zain, Anuar Zain dan Ellina Razak (kakak Elliza) berasa amat gembira.

Madonna dan Bruce Springsteen memberitahu Michael Jackson bahawa beliau ialah "green icon" dunia, dan menasihatinya supaya membawa imej itu dengan baik dan berkesan.

"Yeah, bro. Go for it," kata abang Mike iaitu Jermaine dan adiknya Janet.

"Hope this works," kata Simon Cowell kepada Paula Abdul, Randy Jackson, Kara Guardi, Simon Fuller, Ryan Seacrest, Paul Moss, Fauziah Latiff, Roslan Aziz, Su Kui Jien, Ahmad Izham Omar, Aznil Nawawi, Peter Lum, kakaknya Lum Kar Lai, AC Mizal, Sarimah Ibrahim, Bob Azrai, guru dan pengetua Akademi Fantasia, dan artis Singapura diketuai Jack Neo dan Gurmit Singh.

Gurmit berkata: "This is a good start and I, Pua Chu Kang believe, he will not play play!"

Russell Watson dan Josh Groban muncul.

Josh berkata: "I'll be here next year, if all goes well. Great that you visited KL for the first time."

Russell berkata: "Elizabeth Marvelly enjoyed her brief stay in KL, performing for the Malaysia-New Zealand Biz Council.

She's with Kelly and friends in US right now.

Then Mel Gibson came by, so did Bill Clinton.

Next year, perhaps Mr Obama and Oprah will be in KL."

Misha Omar dan saudarinya Mimie dan Syafinaz, menyertai Syafinaz Selamat di bilik tamu Khai.

Mereka berempat menyuruh Zahid dan Dina kekal dalam avatar, sehingga raksasa tertidur.

Pelakon Histeria ada bersama Kaer, Dafi dan Nubhan, kecuali Talya yang ada bersama Radhi dan Farah.

Farah Asyikin berjumpa pemuzik rock Shahirah Kamarul Bahrin, sepupu Xerra, dan juga seniwati Datuk Sarimah Ahmad, makciknya sendiri.

Ibu saudara Xerra, Anis Suraya ada bersama mereka di bilik tamu Kaer.

Pelakon Beverly Hills Chihuahua berjumpa Kelly dan bulatannya.

"You'll never think the same of the little guys again," Piper Perabo berkata kepada Jaclyn dan Kelly.

One Nation Emcees berjumpa Ayu dan bulatannya, setelah berjumpa bulatan Farhan dan Kaer.

Erna Rosli (adik Ikhwan), Wan Sharmila, makciknya Wan Maimunah, Airis Yasmin, Faezah Elai, Tam Suhaimi, kumpulan rock Spider, Nas Adila dan Zehra Zambri memberitahu Mila bahawa si raksasa kini mulai membuka matanya semula setelah tidur nyenyak.

Farhan memeluk Alex Wong, sambil mengucapkan terima kasih atas cadangannya mengadakan konsert mengenang jasa Arwah Raffi Hussein Elvis Kelantan.

"His family will be really proud of this," kata Khadijah Ibrahim.

Aznil memberitahu Amani dan pelakon Cicak Man bahawa raksasa telah meminum air hitam ciptaan wataknya Profesor Klon, penjahat filem Cicak Man.

Izwan Pilus memberitahu Sahri bahawa dia sukakan bijian bunga matahari dan gembira melihat raksasa memakan bijian yang sama.

Dia menyuruh Vick, Nicole McKibbin dan Kimberley Locke memakan bijian di atas mejanya.

Khai terjaga di ruang tamu Ruben, dalam posisi Dafi, manakala Intan Sarafina membawakan watak Ika.

Rosma, Malisa, Jasmine, Syafinaz, Melissa (adik Rozita), Rozita, Raja Azura dan Fatin telah menjaganya, sebagai Mila dan Nadia (iaitu Rosma, Malisa, Jasmine dan Fatin) dan Shila.

Kebanyakan saudari seangkatan Raja Azura ada bersama Rosma dan Rosma memanggil mereka 'kakaknya' dalam dunia seni Malaysia.

"Thanks, saudaris." kata Khai, suami Rosma.

Rosma berkata: "Sudahlah bro!"

Bob dan Reza tersenyum.

Mawi, isterinya Ekin Rahmat, adik Ekin iaitu Ain Rahmat, Fatin, Haziq, Salima, Rina Halim, Saida, Toi, Shahron, Kefli, Fuad, Shahmeen Shah, Lokman, Azfar, Zaihanee, Siti Sarah, Alif, Andrew Tan, Edlin Rahim, Zarina Zainoordin, Liza Ismail, Nija Tahar, Zahid, Dina, Elliza, Winnie Kok dan Daniel berkata kepada Khai bahawa dialah hero yang sebenar, sebagai boss Nemo.

Mawi berkata: "Saya hanya bagi refreshment."

Mawi mengirim salam bekas tunangnya Ina Naim kepada Idola dan kawan-kawan mereka.

Toi berkata: "Datuk Aziz Sattar dah pulih dari sakit."

Saida dan Rina mengusapnya.

Mereka berkata: "Pak Aziz bagaikan pungguk rindukan bulan. Toi baru lakon bersama Maya Karin dalam filem indie tu."

Orang Amerika dalam bulatan Mawi iaitu Ruben Studdard, Mandisa Hundley, Clay Aiken, Taylor Hicks, Justin Guarini, Bo Bice, Chris Daughtry, Blake Lewis, Chris Richardson, Phil Stacey, Sanjaya Malakar dan Jasmine mengirim salam tahun baru buat kawan mereka dari Malaysia.

Raksasa menghantar SMS kepada semua Idola. Katanya, dia sudah insaf dan akan kembali ke rumahnya di bawah Padang Kota George Town, Pulau Pinang.

Tetapi raksasa memberi amaran, jikalau manusia bertambah jahat, dia akan kembali.

Arnold Schwarzenegger berkata kepada kawan baiknya Bruce Willis, Clint Eastwood, Sylvester Stallone dan Jean-Claude Van Damme di Planet Hollywood, Amerika, bahawa Terminator juga akan memerhatikan gerak-geri manusia jahat di dunia.

"I'll be back, monster!" kata Arnold.

Kelly dan jelitawan dalam bulatannya jagakan Vince, yang kian pulih.

Vanessa dan Pamela berterima kasih kepada Kelly dan kawan jelitanya, dalam dan luar bulatan, kerana membantu Vince sembuh dengan kuasa sakti mereka.

Kelly berkata: "Vince is the real hero. Without him, our powers don't work."

Vince berkata: "Kelly, it's always great working with you."

Jaclyn, Linda Nanuwil, Marsha Londoh, Suki Low, Joni Tham, Karen Tan, Karen Kong, Velvet Aduk, Stacy Anam, Stanly David, Burn Thevandran, Felix Agus, Stacy Anam, Yazer Yusof, Mas Ghani, Emily Wong, Dianne Guerzo, Trish De Cruz, Atilia Sarani, Rich Gimbang, bandnya Estranged, Lotter Edin, Ebi Yaimal, Ab Dungot, Mark Lorin, Shone Majimbun, Vonzell Solomon, Nadia Turner, Paris Bennett, Lisa Tucker, David Cook, David Archuleta, Jason Castro, Chikezie Ezie, Michael Johns, Elliott Yamin, Nikko Smith dan Anwar Robinson bersetuju.

Suki berterima kasih kepada Melissa Campbell, Amber Chia dan Gloria Ting kerana membantunya. "You gals rock!" katanya.

"Anytime. Apa gunanya sahabat," kata mereka.

Paris, Lisa, Vonzell, Nadia, Kelly, Fantasia Barrino, Tamyra Gray, Latoya London, Carrie Underwood, Katharine McPhee, Kellie Pickler, Jordin Sparks, Stephanie Edwards, Lakisha Jones, Melinda Doolittle, Haley Scarnato, Gina Glocksen, Brooke White, Carly Smithson, Ryan Starr, Kristy Cook, Ramiele Malubay dan Syesha Mercado meyakinkan Jennifer Hudson bahawa dia takkan kesunyian lagi.

"We'll all have a minute of silence in memory of your loved ones, and the other greats who left us," kata mereka kepada Jennifer.

Adam terjaga dalam posisi Dafi, dengan Nora sebagai Ika.

Nikki, Ayu, Rydee, Ekin, Noni, Candy, Balkish, Pija, Yanie, Naufara, Azam, Farha, Azharina, Han, Hafizi, Fiq, Ejarn, Sabhi, Rini Arshad, Farish Aziz, dan bulatannya berkata avatar arnabnya memang berkesan.

"Saya manipulasi arnab tu bang," kata Ekin, sambil mencium tangannya.

"I juga bah," kata Nikki, Ayu, Balkish, Noni, Candy, Rydee, Pija, Yanie, Naufara, Han, Hafizi dan Azharina.

Kaer terjaga sebagai Dafi dengan Nana sebagai Ika. Akma melepaskan hidung Kaer dari genggamannya.

Jelitawan itu memeluknya dengan penuh kasih sayang.

"Welcome home, darling," kata Nana, Sufiah dan Akma.

"Really miss you, twin," kata Akma.

Dynas, Diya, Dekna, Idayu, Tasha, Rosliza, Liya, Zhana, Yana, Lufya, Tiara, Rina Azahar, Farah Asyikin, Anny, Mimi, Aliya, Nita, Xerra, Nor Fatimah, Nieyl, Khatijah Hassan dan Ayu Baharuddin turut memeluk Mr Ocha.

Begitu juga tetamu jelita yang lain di bilik tamu Kaer.

Ashvin, Iz, Aidil, Riz, Shawal, Shafiq, Diddy, Faizal Ramly, Heliza, Faisal, Aswad, Alif Razali, Aizat, Faizal Tahir, Awal dan Naim berkata memori fotografik Kaer banyak membantu mereka dan ia adalah yang terbaik di dunia.

Nubhan terjaga sebagai Dafi dengan Farhan sebagai Ika dan Zila sebagai Mila.

Farhan berkata kepada Nubhan: "Sayang, Zila kontrol u punya angsa dan ikan keli tadi. No problem."

Zila tersenyum, dan memicit hidung Nubhan.

Katanya: "Bang, sudahlah!"

Nubhan berkata: "Bang amat gembira dapat bantu Kak Han dan Adik Zila. We can do it again next time."

Shawal, Shafiq, Diya, Dekna, Aswad, Faisal, Faizal Tahir, Nita, Xerra, Nor Fatimah, Farah Asyikin, Faizal Ramly, Heliza, Aizat dan Zhana berkata: "U rock, bro!"

Dafi terjaga, dengan mukanya masih lagi dipeluk Ika. Mila dan Nadia membebaskan hidungnya dari genggaman kuat mereka.

Shila mencium tangan Dafi.

Jelitawan itu berkata: "Itik Dafi memang power, menyerang raksasa dan penjahat. Syabas."

Dafi bertanya siapa mengawal avatarnya.

Shila berkata: "I did it."

Mila dan Nadia turut menjawab dengan positif.

Kata mereka: "Dafi kena berterima kasih kepada Ika kerana menjadi 'besi leher' Dafi."

Ika berkata: "Ika boleh buat bila-bila masa, sayang! Ika sayang Dafi selalu. Muka abang Dafi memang cute."

Saiful terjaga sebagai Dafi dengan Nurul sebagai Ika dan Atie sebagai Nadia dan Mila.

Farah, Amylea, Azza, Shiha Zikir, Cheryl, Ezlynn, Diana Ariffin, Aleya, Amani dan adik mereka memeluknya dengan kasih sayang.

"Well done, cutey!" kata mereka.

Amirul turut terjaga sebagai Dafi dengan Amy Azlan sebagai Mila dan Nadia dan Dayang sebagai Ika.

"Keep it real!" kata Amirul. "Don't worry, honey! We did!" kata Amy.

"Memang best!" kata Dayang. Adam Alli Kawi dan Rizal Ayub berkata: "We believe!"

Will Smith dan isterinya Jada Pinkett, dan Samuel L. Jackson berjumpa Idola.

Begitu juga Datuk Shah Rukh Khan dan Aishwariya Rai.

Will berkata: "Hancock did his job, guys!"

Samuel berkata: "The birokrats of Malaysia inspired me in my latest role! They inspired Hugo Weaving's Agent Smith too."

Tom Cruise berjumpa bintang filem Australia Hugh Jackman dan Nicole Kidman. Mereka berkata Awie baru-baru ini menjadi drakula macamnya.

"You are a man of science, Hugh. I'm a man of Scientology," kata Tom.

Kelly dan Vince berjumpa 2 Monica, seorang penyanyi dan seorang lagi Monica Belluci dari The Matrix. 2M itu memeluk mereka.

Kumpulan pop Cold Play, Muse, FIR, Fahrenheit dan isteri Chris Martin Gwyneth Paltrow, turut berjumpa mereka, begitu juga kawan lama Pierce Brosnan dan Daniel Craig iaitu Famke Janssen, Hale Berry, Olga K dan Izabella Scorupco.

Chenelle berkata kepada Suki, 2 Karen dan Joni bahawa beliau amat gembira membantu Idola.

"Take care of brother Vincey," katanya.

Jon Bon Jovi berkata kepada Halim Othman dan Norman Hakim bahawa lagu Blaze Of Glory adalah untuk mereka.

Bilqis Hijjas dan Suhaili Ahmad memberitahu Idola bahawa kesederhanaan adalah kunci kebahagiaan, dan mesej ini selalu dibawakan oleh drama tari mereka.

"Yoga tak over," kata mereka.

Bapa saudara Trish Tony Gayondato dari The New Straits Times tersenyum.

Ikon dunia seni, termasuk Michael Jackson berkata kepada Idola bahawa mereka optimis terhadap era Barack Obama.

Senario, Douglas Lim, Afdlin Shauki, Harith Iskander, Hans Isaac, Adlin Aman Ramlie, Indi Nadarajah, Allan Perera, K. Logi dan Monti Foong, jaguh komedi teater Malaysia bersetuju.

Hans berkata kepada Adlin bahawa memang tepat dia tidak memakai pakaian Los Dan Faun.

Kelly menyuruh Idola diam seminit untuk menantikan kedatangan Tahun Baru.

Selepas itu, Nemo membawa mesej yang dirakam oleh Ismail.

Ismail menyeru orang Malaysia dan seluruh dunia agar mencintai demokrasi dan hak asasi manusia.

Seperti kata John Lennon, "all we need is love".